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i gots new glasses! [f] too dorky? by realnessimfakingin gonewild

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 7 points8 points ago

This is the stupidest novelty account I have ever seen.

The reason why people should not sleep at beaches by darkreef2in WTF

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers -2 points-1 points ago

You must be pretty stupid if you don't know what sunscreen is.

Zach Braff nude by instant_humanin WTF

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers -2 points-1 points ago

Clearly as a celebrity it's his way of rubbing it in our bourgeoisie faces.

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Where can I get a license to be a registered sex offender? I'd like to touch kids legally. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted ago by SpaghettiLeftovers to shittyaskscience

What should we do with these dick pics? by JuggaloRandoin AskReddit

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 1 point2 points ago

Get a jar of honey and microwave it. Get it real hot. Stick your erect penis in it. It will burn, but that's ok. You might scream, but keep it in as long as you can. When you can't tollerate it anymore, take it out. The honey will still be scalding hot, and stuck to your penis. This is ok. Go to the emergency room. They will treat your burns. Bonus points if a hot nurse touches your penis. Then, when the scars begin to heal, get an erection. It will be the grossest erection ever. Send a picture to your friend. She will be much more grateful of the other guys now pristine looking member.

If you could eliminate one trend on Reddit, what would it be? by lolpancakeslolin AskReddit

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 1 point2 points ago

When people say, "This is my most upvoted comment ever!" or "Thanks to Spaghettileftovers for getting me reddit gold!" I got someone reddit gold and told them specifically not to edit their post. Thank you OmegaArcadia.

I have never used marijuana. As a result, all I know is based on the seemingly constant praise and justification it receives on the internet. Reddit, what are your worst experiences with the drug and why is it illegal? by MagikalGiantin AskReddit

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 0 points1 point ago

I slept through the best party of the year because I got high.

Meme Dog has become self-aware. by buddylincolnin OhYou

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 3 points4 points ago

I've laughed more at this than any other.

Shit just got real on the subway. by beavis420in pics

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 0 points1 point ago

Love that username.

What's the worst thing you've "let happen," because you knew the results would be hilarious? by RaptorPrincessin AskReddit

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 0 points1 point ago

I get home to my roommate and his girlfriend baking cookies. I ask them what the occasion is, and they say, "Weed, weed is the occasion man. Do you want one?" I tell them I'll pass. A couple of hours pass, and they are mind deep in some cat videos on youtube and I'm watching TV. My other roommate comes home from work and goes over to the computer, sees the plate of cookies, and eats one. He asks, "Why are you watching cat videos?" and they respond, "Because they're hilarious." So they watch a few more videos, and then my roommate says "I'm feeling a little funny man" and my other roommate replies "You know these are weed cookies right?" and my roommate starts freaking out and says, "I have to go to dinner with my girlfriend and her parents man! What the fuck am I going to do?" At this point I start laughing on the floor. It has got to be one of the more hilarious moments of my life.

Before reddit picks up their pitchforks, the accidental cookie eater is still with his girlfriend, and he smoked weed before and after this cookie incident. I think it was funny, even though I do think that drugging someone unknowingly is wrong.

Imagine there is a race of beings that far exceeds humans in intelligence. Would it be ethically right for them to use us for food as we use 'Lesser' animals for food? by Varo112in AskReddit

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers -1 points0 points ago

They can eat all of Africa. By then they should go somewhere else.

Omg... by Tetricin funny

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 0 points1 point ago

I'd let him slap me with his huge veiny cock.

Note to self: Always start with the eyes. I ruined a piece, but I'll post it up anyways. by fatalacornin drawing

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 1 point2 points ago

I laughed at this and would like to frame it for my wall.

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TIL that if US Currency did not have the words "In God we trust" printed, the savings in ink would be enough to fund NASA 8 times over. (self.circlejerk)

submitted ago by SpaghettiLeftovers to circlejerk

Brother goes into the Military, and THIS is the first time I hear from him in months. by Rhyno001in funny

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 1 point2 points ago

This needs closure.

IAm Stoya, adult performer and generally naked lady. AMA. by IAmStoyain IAmA

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 0 points1 point ago

I would like to explore more of this inside you speak of.

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IAMA Guy who stuck his dick in crazy and nothing bad happened AMA (self.circlejerk)

submitted ago by SpaghettiLeftovers to circlejerk

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Can we have a moderator appreciation day? That'd be great... (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by SpaghettiLeftovers to AskReddit

Why do I want to suck dicks? (NSFW) by sucezlepenisin sex

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 1 point2 points ago

I've thought of myself in the same situation and I heard someone else say this and it really hit the nail on the head. It's the answer for me at least.

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MCA this Brass Monkey is for you... (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by SpaghettiLeftovers to drunk

Why do I want to suck dicks? (NSFW) by sucezlepenisin sex

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 1 point2 points ago

Do you think it may just be the thought of giving pleasure to someone else?

IAmA Bored Actor and I'll Make Any Face You Demand of Me (again!) AMA by ElyHenryin IAmA

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 0 points1 point ago

you didn't even try to curl the lips at all.

Reddit, I have a shitty personality. How can I change this? by SpaghettiLeftoversin AskReddit

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thank you Rayezilla!

Reddit, I have a shitty personality. How can I change this? by SpaghettiLeftoversin AskReddit

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'll try. Thanks!

Reddit, I have a shitty personality. How can I change this? by SpaghettiLeftoversin AskReddit

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers[S] 0 points1 point ago

It's weird for me to try and make this change. I've noticed at times where I don't want to brag, I sort of sit there and think, well what do I say?

I will ask more about other people. Thank you.

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