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If a law passed requiring an iq/lifeskills test in order to procreate would you vote for it? by MastodonMetalin AskReddit

[–]Smudgebucket 0 points1 point ago

If you had to have an IQ of over 100, then only half of the nation could procreate.

Reddit, what is one time you did something extremely stupid, and it worked out AMAZINGLY?! by JimJonTomin AskReddit

[–]Smudgebucket 2 points3 points ago

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They said that the cops were checking to make sure every car was accounted for.

Reddit, what is one time you did something extremely stupid, and it worked out AMAZINGLY?! by JimJonTomin AskReddit

[–]Smudgebucket 47 points48 points ago*

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Sophomore year of high school, my friends and I got on top of a middle school and peed off the side. A girl at the party we were supposed to be at called us and said the police were at the party, and we needed to get back. We all booked it off of the building and walked back to the party. Two things happened then. 1) We learned that it was a prank. 2) A bunch of police cars pulled up to the school. Had she not pranked us, we would have been in a ton of trouble.

TL;DR - Me and my friends pissed off a middle school and got away with it because of a perfectly timed prank.

EDIT: Grammar

Contest! How many pieces of candy corn are in the jar? by 5daysin secretsanta

[–]Smudgebucket 1 point2 points ago

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I couldn't handle the RES. My productivity died.

Contest! How many pieces of candy corn are in the jar? by 5daysin secretsanta

[–]Smudgebucket 18 points19 points ago

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I think there's 1 piece in there. Do you have a problem with my guess?

Contest! How many pieces of candy corn are in the jar? by 5daysin secretsanta

[–]Smudgebucket 9 points10 points ago

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653.

What are your Keynote/PowerPoint secrets? by Smudgebucketin AskReddit

[–]Smudgebucket[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I've got the Keynote App, so I can put notes in there, thanks!

Hey Reddit, Grow up and realize that this is a hugely popular site, and people are lying to make money off you. by rightrabbitin reddit.com

[–]Smudgebucket 1 point2 points ago

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