Oh my lord, how can these guys not have more views? Best I've heard.

laserhannon · 1 day

I think the Bass player is a mix between Mike Huckabee and Kevin McCallister's Uncle Frank.

laserhannon · 1 day

This is his and Chuck Norris' lovechild.

SilverMonkey · 8 days

yeah, i didn't know where to put it, alas...

ridedasquid · 1 month

It was YOU!!!

MrMagicMoves · 1 month

I remember seeing a picture like this on TV when I was a kid, not sure if it's the same one. The guy actually survived a shot to the head from a .44 Magnum revolver.

steamedbeans · 1 month

I nominate TWA Flight 800.

AnInchOfCredibility · 2 months

Europeans will take extra time to enjoy life, Americans will take extra time to make more money. Thought that was common knowledge =\ 'Murica?

dinosaurgogoboots · 3 months

She ended up with more Karma than you :P

rmcoop27 · 3 months

Good Fucking Gawd

parastar · 3 months

Typo:

15 X not %, and it's actually 30times if you go far enough! :-P http://skyrimcalculator.com/#47202

peecee1978 · 3 months

Life Alert

parastar · 3 months

Talent all the way up to Assassin's Blade and it can go up to 15%!!!

jaslow · 3 months

The Korean Christian was a very interesting character. Had the utmost respect for women and thought it was completely normal that his father broke a golf club over his back as a teenager for coming home late from curfew. He spoke like late 90's Snoop Dogg, and wore "ice" in his ear.

Bud wanted to enjoy the "typical" college experience, he was always smoking weed, drinking, and bringing friends over to rock out on guitar, Jeff Spicoli the room, and chill. He would also deem anything in a common space "up for grabs" including food, bathroom items, and alcohol. Stealing face wash imported from Korea is apparently a big deal.

We lived in an apartment style dorm with two guys in each room; they got randomly paired up.

So the Korean kid was going on a date with this girl for the first time. We were mid-way through the year and had NEVER heard him talk about going out with a girl outside of some giant Korean cluster. He was bragging about this date to us, and how she was the daughter for the Ramen King of Korea. Needless to say,t hat was hilarious. Bud layed out a very detailed and graphic "game plan" on how to bang this chick out so that she'll want to marry him and give him all her money. This was met with a violent outburst of screaming about our disrespect toward women and all we think about is sex, sex, sex.

Another time Bud had his friend staying over for the weekend (male), and they convinced the Korean Christian that they were gay for each other and were going to sleep and shower together. He flipped the FUCK out in full homophobia screaming how wrong it was and they he will not allow it.

Good times.

jaslow · 3 months

To be honest, they're all true, the first half of the last one as well. Pretty much just got lazy and didn't feel like typing anymore.

jaslow · 3 months

I have a few...

The Super-Christian Korean kid who would complain about us being loud on Saturday nights because he wanted to go to bed at 9pm to be up for Church in the morning. Flash forward to Sunday morning. He, now filled with Christ, whips out his acoustic guitar and sings praise on high at the top of his lungs. Every. Single. Weekend. The battles he had with our Jewish, metal head roommate were priceless.

Aforementioned Jewish Metal Head. Nicked named "Bud" because he was always holding one, some times he left empties in the shower. He would occasionally pour the contents of the cans he was drinking from directly into food he was preparing, sending an interesting smell into the air.

The World of Warcraft kid. Moved his desk to the side of his bed, so he never had to move, ever. Constantly drank, and then pissed into, diet coke bottles and kept them on his desk.

The Russian Movie Geek Never unpacked, lived out of boxes. Wouldn't throw out garbage until the bag was FULL, regardless of the foulness of the contents. EXAMPLE: Cook halibut in the toaster over, and then just leaving it rotting at the bottom of the bag until it was "full."

The XBOX Rager played Halo way too seriously and would SCREAM his head off pretty much 24 hours a day at the 12 year olds he was pwning online.

The Chinese Papa's Boy moved in mid-semester because the Super-Christian Korean got fed up and moved out. This guy was only around for two weeks because he got into one little fight at his mom got scared and said you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.

SilverMonkey · 3 months

This IS from XLII, and they're doing it again tomorrow.

SilverMonkey · 3 months

Yes it is. They did it then and will do it again tomorrow.

SilverMonkey

TROPHY CASE

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