how i feel as a single father in custody court

nitzua · 7 days

I am going to court tomorrow to attempt to gain sole custody of my two kids from their deadbeat mom and her felon, meth-addicted husband. I wish I had a thousand upvotes to give to you. Stay strong, broseph!

kukukele · 1 month

During a business trip recently, he and I were at a conference together. It was pretty horribly boring so he decided to go live it up a little bit. He then goes to a strip joint, blows $1000 on VIP for himself, and another $200 at the bar. Off to a casino where he throws another $1000 on a craps table and loses it. Then meets a girl that I somehow recognize, which is odd because I've never been to this particular city before... only later do I realize that it's NSFW Pornstar Porscha Ride NSFW. They vanish together into the night, I catch a cab back to my hotel. He arrives in the wee hours of the morning, smelling like Crown Royal and pussy.

Did I mention he's married with 3 kids?

TL;DR- My Boss fucked a Pornstar while at a business conference, after blowing a few large at a a stripclub and a casino.

jogleby · 1 month

No no no.... his phylactery was actually a highly ornamental egg, which was found and destroyed by Legionnaires. Hence why we have easter egg hunts.

EDIT: I accidentally a spelling.

moyyyle · 1 month

But I just tried this with my wife and she seemed to like.... UH OH.

ShitMyBossSays · 3 months

I remember thinking that it was lower-grade stuff so I only cut the brownies 8 ways so that it would be guaranteed a full dose. Whoops.

vaypurist · 3 months

Wonderfully epic. Signed up because my wife likes to get high but can't stand smoking, so this would be the perfect alternative. :) Plus I've always wanted to blaze in style myself... Best of luck, everyone!

Native411 · 3 months

Y U NO SHARE MEAT?

Austinbos · 3 months

Relevant Paranoid Parrot

theJAW · 3 months

Because Bible.

ShitMyBossSays · 3 months

I was his guitar instructor for five years. I also installed a home studio in his house two years ago that he has still not used by himself because he can't turn it on by himself.

You misunderstand me. I personally like him. He's just technologically illiterate.

EDIT: I should add that I've been friends with him on a personal basis for alost 12 years. I should also add that he is almost functionally illiterate. The advent of text messaging forced him to learn how to read.

ShitMyBossSays · 3 months

I see you've never met my boss.

ShitMyBossSays · 3 months

epic lulz

ShitMyBossSays · 3 months

OMG... I feel so... connected

ShitMyBossSays

TROPHY CASE

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