Former convicts of Reddit, what are your stories from your time in prison?

doctorsnazzbaggle · 15 days

Nunchucks.

freeaccount · 16 days

Fat people make up the funniest stories.

DJSlambert · 16 days

You are probably fat and can't come to terms with yourself, so whenever someone makes an attack or joke on your weight, you get hostile. Don't try to turn this into something that is socially acceptable, because being fat is disgusting.

shameshesafeminist · 16 days

Young Birds - Patrick Bunton This one might be interesting to you, test it out and tell me how it turns out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBtigsxkuio

nickdabear · 16 days

This pisses me off to another level. Citizens work hard to get their message across to their reps and the very thing they spent days protesting to get passed is shot down by? Fucking voter fraud. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

jyfan2004 · 18 days

It has been done before.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish_Prime

Antka · 18 days

Some physicists have speculated the use of wormholes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormhole

MadeOfDust · 18 days

In high school I was the top of my class with straight A's, long list of volunteer work, and connections like none other. I hinted at going pre-med and becoming a doctor but was unsure at the time in high school. She always encouraged me to be a doctor because she wants me to get "rich". After long contemplation and decision making, I told my mom I wanted to join the Airforce and attempt to become a fighter pilot. She laughed hysterically at my long time dream. I'm now pre-med at a Big Ten university.

TL;DR Told my mom I wanted to be a fighter pilot, she shot me down and told me to pursue becoming a doctor.

JustForCancer · 21 days

Based on my knowledge, I would just assume that it is taking two very different gene pools and creating a more diverse genome. The advantages to this would depend on environment, so it's hard to define what is more "advantageous", not necessarily "stronger" genetics.

TheBetterOP · 24 days

Dune, it is a must read.

Jusselin · 1 month

Props to you for helping her fight brain cancer for 15 years. Just remember, just because they said she doesn't have much longer to live, doesn't guarantee she is going to pass away. My dad always tells me, "It's never over until its over." Referring to sports, but I believe this can be applied to almost anything. Just hang in there, you have your brothers for support.

WhiteGoldfinch · 1 month

My dad got his gall bladder removed and the surgeon said that it was one of the worst gall bladders ever seen. This makes me wish I was there to get a picture of it.

Drixislove · 1 month

After reading all of these horror stories, I think people on here need a "restoration of faith in humanity."

My friend is one of the most grateful people I know. Despite his dad making upwards of $6-10 million per year, he has a decent truck but nothing over the top, refuses the consistent $100 bills his mom tries to give him, and doesn't flaunt his wealth around.

twolf1 · 1 month

It's all fun games until the US gets really pissed off.

McTripface · 1 month

I can't upvote this enough.

brblol · 1 month

Check out the NCBI site, it will amaze you how much information we have already collected about the human genome.

FongoBongo · 1 month

Science, never fails to amaze me everyday.

Evan1701 · 1 month

You come off as taking gun ownership as a joke and the idea of people like you owning a gun scare the hell out of me.

kboo189 · 1 month

I remember when I was a little kid we did something similar to this. The neighbors had a beautiful golden retriever and we would always go over to their house and ask if we could walk their dog. They never took it out and they let it become infested with ticks. We would first take the dog back to our house and pull at least 25-50 ticks off the dog. (I shit you not.) Then we would take it out on the trails and down our dirt road. I remember we brought him back to the owner who never kept him on a leash and the dog came running back over in the middle of the night and slept under our porch waiting for us. I was sad when I never saw that dog again after that summer.

Baizi · 1 month

Jimmies have been rustled.

slow70 · 1 month

Correlation does not imply causation. It would be foolish to draw conclusions based solely on this map.

dubstone · 1 month

Skewed logic right there.

Seriphe · 1 month

Human zygotes are totipotent meaning they can differentiate into any kind of cell. The fact that a human zygote doesn't differentiate into any other kind of organism gives it its right to human life.

EDIT: Just clarifying that I am supporting your argument.

Downvote all you want, but by doing so you are denying SCIENCE.

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