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Having a sub sandwich for lunch. by ScorpioTigerin misc

[–]ScorpioTiger[S] 1 point2 points ago

...and I just did, thanks.

Did I just buy my 2-year-old a Fleshlight? (SFW) by VeryVitoin funny

[–]ScorpioTiger 8 points9 points ago

If it fits, I.....eh, it doesn't really work here does it?

Ate a brownie Friday night, still feeling high. Help?? by ineedhelp7457343in trees

[–]ScorpioTiger 0 points1 point ago

The same thing happened to my girlfriend. It has something to do with your kidneys not being able to filter it all out (or something like that). It will pass and you will feel NORML again.

Having a sub sandwich for lunch. by ScorpioTigerin misc

[–]ScorpioTiger[S] 0 points1 point ago

Spree Candles light the way to a delicious taste sensation...wink..wink..nod..nod

Having a sub sandwich for lunch. by ScorpioTigerin misc

[–]ScorpioTiger[S] 4 points5 points ago

For dessert I enjoyed a tube of Spree candies.

Glorious Master Translator - E-mails from an asshole by Flanimalsin funny

[–]ScorpioTiger -4 points-3 points ago

I had a laugh-gasm, I am now a woman.

What's the most unsexy "dirty talk" that was meant to be sincere that you've heard in porn? [Probably NSFW] by missedmycakedayin AskReddit

[–]ScorpioTiger 2 points3 points ago

  1. (paraphrasing) - "Will fucking me in my ass get rid of these ass zits?"

  2. During the money shot guy yells "Dropping Loadddssss."

Who said any this is possible? by FuzzyWazzyWasntin funny

[–]ScorpioTiger 16 points17 points ago

Screw that. Staple the tree onto water.

The second one seriously creeped me out. by T11PESin creepy

[–]ScorpioTiger 2 points3 points ago

Impressive, most impressive.

Your username is how you die, how do you die? by pluspluskidin AskReddit

[–]ScorpioTiger 0 points1 point ago

In the mutha F'n apocalypse!

Kids these days don't know what they missed out on by crash35in Images

[–]ScorpioTiger 0 points1 point ago

Epic Awesome Nostalgia!

When people think "FFFFFUUUUU" translates to "Eff-YOUUUU" by westoncwin funny

[–]ScorpioTiger 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is such a fickle mistress.

When people think "FFFFFUUUUU" translates to "Eff-YOUUUU" by westoncwin funny

[–]ScorpioTiger -8 points-7 points ago

was just about to type that myself....upvote!

anyone else see a problem here? by johnnyxtruantin gaming

[–]ScorpioTiger 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, there's two vaginas and I only have one penis.

Just a little piece o[f] my New Year! by throwgirlin gonewild

[–]ScorpioTiger 0 points1 point ago

Mother of god baby! hot!

Something I noticed while playing Dead Space... by xNightmarexVampsxin gaming

[–]ScorpioTiger 1 point2 points ago

And so are the love handles.

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