Ellen DeGeneres is Off American Idol

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Zach Anner.

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If the owner was a real troll, he would circulate Goatse in there.

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Honestly, with a question like this, there's no other response.

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Nothing beats the original.

Although many will beat it to the original.

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Kate from Lost.

(BONUS J.J. ABRAMS-NESS: Agent Dunham from Fringe)

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I'd bang 13 to the next number.

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edit:i mean i get faye first, not fuck me first, of course.

You can't walk away from this one this time.

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My friends, I give you tonight's fap.

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I wouldn't bang him, he would just also be sleeping in the same bed.

Which is when he would bang you.

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As so journalope waited. He had to. That sexy photo of Pam was all he had left. His mother could hear the masturbatory lunges in the other room every day after work. He waited. He had to.

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I don't know if I'd want to do anything that Peter Griffin's penis has participated in.

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I thought you were the guy who hides links to Goatse.

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NSFW

I'd hit it.

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I don't see tables.

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"WHO WANTS TO BUY THIS BUTTPLUG? It ain't been used more than twice."

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Sort of related. (NSFW)

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Well you did a full-assed job of finishing that comment unlike

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If you watch it for five minutes you get to see the Old Spice guy try to ride it.

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Even a man on death row wouldn't have as large as a meal as this.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digestive_biscuit

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Yeah. Internet Explorer 6? Vomit.

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http://imgur.com/WNEP0.png

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