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TROPHY CASE


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2010-07-24

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Ellen DeGeneres is Off American Idol

Scarker 0 points1 point 23 minutes ago[-]

Zach Anner.

Tell me i'm crazy reddit. Please tell me i'm crazy.

Scarker 12 points13 points 59 minutes ago[-]

If the owner was a real troll, he would circulate Goatse in there.

Every night, my girlfriend transforms into a furnace while she's sleeping. Why does this happen, and what can I do stop it?

Scarker 0 points1 point 2 hours ago[-]

Honestly, with a question like this, there's no other response.

If you could sleep with any one fictional character, who would it be and why?

Scarker 2 points3 points 3 hours ago[-]

Nothing beats the original.

Although many will beat it to the original.

If you could sleep with any one fictional character, who would it be and why?

Scarker 0 points1 point 3 hours ago[-]

Kate from Lost.

(BONUS J.J. ABRAMS-NESS: Agent Dunham from Fringe)

If you could sleep with any one fictional character, who would it be and why?

Scarker 3 points4 points 3 hours ago[-]

I'd bang 13 to the next number.

If you could sleep with any one fictional character, who would it be and why?

Scarker 1 point2 points 3 hours ago[-]

edit:i mean i get faye first, not fuck me first, of course.

You can't walk away from this one this time.

If you could sleep with any one fictional character, who would it be and why?

Scarker 0 points1 point 3 hours ago[-]

My friends, I give you tonight's fap.

If you could sleep with any one fictional character, who would it be and why?

Scarker 0 points1 point 3 hours ago[-]

I wouldn't bang him, he would just also be sleeping in the same bed.

Which is when he would bang you.

If you could sleep with any one fictional character, who would it be and why?

Scarker 2 points3 points 3 hours ago[-]

As so journalope waited. He had to. That sexy photo of Pam was all he had left. His mother could hear the masturbatory lunges in the other room every day after work. He waited. He had to.

If you could sleep with any one fictional character, who would it be and why?

Scarker 10 points11 points 3 hours ago[-]

I don't know if I'd want to do anything that Peter Griffin's penis has participated in.

If you could sleep with any one fictional character, who would it be and why?

Scarker 1 point2 points 4 hours ago[-]

I thought you were the guy who hides links to Goatse.

If you could sleep with any one fictional character, who would it be and why?

Scarker 3 points4 points 4 hours ago[-]

NSFW

I'd hit it.

Please help me expose Paypal's "Buyer Protection" as outright fraud

Scarker 0 points1 point 4 hours ago[-]

I don't see tables.

Please help me expose Paypal's "Buyer Protection" as outright fraud

Scarker 3 points4 points 4 hours ago[-]

"WHO WANTS TO BUY THIS BUTTPLUG? It ain't been used more than twice."

Someone left me this as my tip at work today.

Scarker 0 points1 point 6 hours ago[-]

Do you look at a Redditor's comment history to find out more about them or do you find that too stalkerish?

Scarker 0 points1 point 6 hours ago[-]

Well you did a full-assed job of finishing that comment unlike

Horses are majestic creatures

Scarker 8 points9 points 6 hours ago[-]

If you watch it for five minutes you get to see the Old Spice guy try to ride it.

13,538 Calories. That's what she eats in one day...

Scarker 1 point2 points 6 hours ago[-]

Even a man on death row wouldn't have as large as a meal as this.

This is what Reddit looks like at work. It manages to keep me productive.

Scarker 0 points1 point 7 hours ago[-]

Yeah. Internet Explorer 6? Vomit.

Meet scott. A new edition to family circus.

Scarker 52 points53 points 7 hours ago[-]

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