The Power of the Imagination

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Naked Tom, this is an intervention. We'll start loving you again if you start wearing clothes.

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Still pretty NSFW.

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We soon learned that our cat was in fact Dwight Shrute reincarnated.

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THIS FALL...HITLER...IS...BACK.

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Put your hand in front of your face.

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GIVE IT BACK YOU ARE A POKEMON

YOU SHOULD BE IN A CAVE

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That last face is the face of a scared boner.

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"...oh and if you were black, it would be free."

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I'm kind of relieved I have no idea what any of those titles mean.

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This is okay.

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Too late.

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I can get you everything...Tell me you like me...because I know

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Everything I create sounds hipster to me.

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"Wait a second, there aren't any hats here!"

Leaves before the attack.

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Nobody.

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If look at a guy and smile at him, he will probably come talk to you.

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Senior

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horse drawn carriage to the 5 star restaurant,

Any girl who asks for this is a bitch.

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Because you don't think well.

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ShittyShittyBangBang

This is a good description of what happened.

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she texted me "If I give you my virginity will you talk to me?."

So our first date

This is where you made your mistake.

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Screw you man, you just fit that in there you bastard. Damn it, have an upvote.

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Jesus, it sounds like you have a problem there.

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Damn, I'm 16 and all I need is an alarm clock.

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Bridges is next, then someone with the last name of H.

ComboLinker 2010-02-27	Well-rounded 2010-02-27
One-Year Club

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