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That lip bite. Hnnng! by nay_sayer69in LadyBoners

[–]SadPenguin 5 points6 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/iJsR7.jpg

Hand dyed, hand spun WIP! by teaearlgreyhotin knitting

[–]SadPenguin 0 points1 point ago

Soooo preeeeetty

Reddit, a patch is coming out for the human race as a whole. What fixes would you like to be included in this update? by siborg51in AskReddit

[–]SadPenguin 0 points1 point ago

Sinuses. These things are fucking outdated and worthless.

My shirtless brother is my karma machine by HolaWesleyin LadyBoners

[–]SadPenguin 10 points11 points ago

This is a really creepy way to get karma.

James Marsden is somehow ridiculously adorable and sexy at the same time. by Beebzoarin LadyBoners

[–]SadPenguin 1 point2 points ago

All I can think of when I see him is him as Cyclops. Then, no matter what he looks like this sing-song voice goes:

"TOOL. Tooly tooly tooly tooly TOOL. TOOOL. TOOL MCDOUCHNOZZLE OF THE TOOLINGHAM DOUCHENOZZLES."

So...kinda ruins it.

Woman attempts to overtake someone, hits a 75 year old man, drives away and then denies it all when confronted (xpost from videos) by SimplySausagein JusticePorn

[–]SadPenguin 0 points1 point ago

1) Really? Of all the people in this thread I'm the one you pick on?

2) I added content. I did not simply state, "Came here to say this." I agreed with gifforc, and added my own two cents.

tl;dr: Fuck you.

Edit: In fact, my comment spurred other comments into a discussion about a related topic (taxis and public transport in the UK) that actually gave me useful information. Well, sort of useful. If I ever get the chance to visit the UK I'm not sure how I'll get around now.

Woman attempts to overtake someone, hits a 75 year old man, drives away and then denies it all when confronted (xpost from videos) by SimplySausagein JusticePorn

[–]SadPenguin 2 points3 points ago

Came here to post the same thing. If I ever visit it is buses and taxis the whole way.

Why I still wear hoodies... by brochickin funny

[–]SadPenguin 1 point2 points ago

Weird. The schools I have known with those rules are all in Washington state though.

Slow mo cat attack by kacperpin aww

[–]SadPenguin 0 points1 point ago

I heard matrix music during the slow mo.

Tom Hiddleston [xpost r/tomhiddleston] by tone_is_everythingin LadyBoners

[–]SadPenguin 3 points4 points ago

Indeeeed. Hottest one.

Why I still wear hoodies... by brochickin funny

[–]SadPenguin 1 point2 points ago

Like...every school I've ever heard of since Columbine.

Why I love r/askscience! by DejaBooin screenshots

[–]SadPenguin 0 points1 point ago

I hope it was one of those pun threads. I hate those so much.

Bee Gee's singer Robin Gibb is dead. by noni_fivein worldnews

[–]SadPenguin 2 points3 points ago

You want more than being personally mourned by the Prince of Denmark?

So an Elder Dragon attacked Whiterun today, this was his only victim... by reverbsin skyrim

[–]SadPenguin 1 point2 points ago

I aint even mad.

Compact water-resistant survival kit by novusordoin PostCollapse

[–]SadPenguin 1 point2 points ago

The jerky will dehydrate you more than anything else. I highly suggest replacing it with something but I can't really think of what that will still fit.

I guess you could make something?

Another suggestion: an iodine pellet or two for water purification.

Joel McHale gives me the weirdest ladyboner. by PanicMoon13in LadyBoners

[–]SadPenguin 4 points5 points ago

holy fuck jesus christ I have to start watching this show.

My sis asked my to take some glamour shots for her. How'd we do? by Muskwatchin TwoXChromosomes

[–]SadPenguin 3 points4 points ago

These are really cool.

Celebrities and their stunt doubles by citidelain pics

[–]SadPenguin 1 point2 points ago

VERY much so.

Just doing some laundry. by babbyspoonin aww

[–]SadPenguin 19 points20 points ago

This is not cute. This is a fucking tragedy waiting to happen.

US Geological Survey having a huge $1 sale. Stock up before the collapse! by Nerdangelin PostCollapse

[–]SadPenguin 3 points4 points ago

Agh! So..many useful things... but I have no idea what I want or will need. Curse myself for poor apocalypse planning.

So... be honest. How many people are disappointed with the exchange. by chumbazin boardgames

[–]SadPenguin 0 points1 point ago

I'm not. My gifts were fantastic and I am pretty sure the dude I sent to liked his. Sorry yours sucked :(

IAmA Tenacious D, Jack Black & Kyle Gass. AMA -- with Special Guest Bob Odenkirk by realtenaciousdin IAmA

[–]SadPenguin 0 points1 point ago

So, never going to be seen but here goes:

Jack- I heard you on a recent NPR interview with Terry Gross and was rather disappointed that your work in The Big Year was not really mentioned.

I found your performance in The Big Year very tender.

Sometimes with the roles that you choose, the grandiose characters you like to play, it is easy to forget that you are in fact a fantastic actor.

No, really, you are.

I just wanted to say this.. just in case maybe it gets seen.

52 year-old university janitor, working toward his university degree for 12 years, to graduate Columbia with honors by AndyRooneyin videos

[–]SadPenguin 0 points1 point ago

First thought: Wow, 12 years is a long time to be going to school.

Second thought: Fuck, I've been working and going to school for nigh on 10 years with no end in sight.

This guy beat me. You win this one, Janitor!

Jason Mewes anyone? by ItsMorganin LadyBoners

[–]SadPenguin 3 points4 points ago

All I can think about now is the skeevy Dutch rudder.

There is a god by lolocopta1in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]SadPenguin 0 points1 point ago

I work at a store where customers bag their own groceries. I've noticed that it gives people a feeling of self reliance and episodes of them being dicks are greatly reduced.

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