Good news everybody!

Jux_ · 2012-05-24T23:26:57.734389+00:00

Or maybe Spring Rolls?

gmnitsua · 2012-05-24T23:23:40.205982+00:00

Reference to the WOW South Park Episode and how the mom took care of their shitting at their seats

Leuffen · 2012-05-24T22:54:56.787044+00:00

"I contacted a guy that does waterwork!"

Leuffen · 2012-05-24T22:52:06.776487+00:00

Upon further mishap, we realized we left out the Night Shama Lama Ding Dong on your certificate as well.

Leuffen · 2012-05-24T22:47:26.112842+00:00

Bad Luck Brian?

YelloWallpaper · 6 days

ONE.DOES.NOT.SIMPLY.PULL.OUT.IN.THE.MIDDLE.OF.A.CLIMAX!

tiyafwons · 6 days

I'm in the midst of writing a book with this same story line.

Accident, dreaming a real life only to find out you were in a coma.

There's more detail and twists, but this story is essentially the short story form of it. I've been pretty secretive with the development because I know people are so quick to steal ideas for themselves. I told a summary of my book in progress to a couple of people about a week ago as I'm almost finished. And then suddenly this appears on reddit.

tiyafwons · 7 days

I told this story to only 2 people within the past week. I am almost flippin' done with this book. Are you serious right now?

Halojatahoo · 13 days

Imagine making the toy, then sneaking the toy into their room on their night stand. Then, every time they draw something, it magical appears in their room a couple days later. How awesome/creepy would that be as a child?

ReDocter17 · 14 days

Sorry, never saw it before. Reddit didn't say the link was reposted and I didn't check Karma Decay.

ReDocter17 · 14 days

My apologies...anyone is welcome to make a fixed version if they wish.

fallenangel51294 · 14 days

There's this game in Australia I play that gets you real wasted. Everyone goes outside and takes a drink every time they see something that could kill them.

ReDocter17 · 15 days

This is the most what the fuck thing I have ever seen on reddit.

SickLaughter · 15 days

Also, what eggs look like before I eat them

torontos_finest · 15 days

Correlation?

doublehalf · 15 days

If I make my penis square, will it fit better?

austinmoney · 20 days

I'd hate to be killed by an arrow because they'd never be able to solve the murder case.

asid1 · 21 days

The bridge that spans between Octomom's legs?

grubbzter · 21 days

I would watch you both naked.

grubbzter · 21 days

I first interpreted this as Beauty and the Beet...

Quite likely a porno where the main character experiments with a variety of vegetables only to become madly in love with a beet.

Disco_Jones · 21 days

Yea, OP is the derp in this one.

TheBoy88 · 22 days

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have peanuts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

yip_yip_appa · 23 days

Aliens

Pheon809 · 23 days

Am I the only one that saw all the cookies laying flat at first, then as I looked around slowly realized they were standing up?

ReDocter17

TROPHY CASE

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