GAME THREAD: Miami Heat (3-2) @ Indiana Pacers (2-3) - (May. 24, 2012)

questioneverything1 · 2012-05-25T03:06:39.003608+00:00

Just remember Indiana, you don't have to listen to the advice of TNT and the NBA.

Don't worry about Miami, their fans aren't passionate about sports, except for perhaps soccer?

ghettajetta · 2012-05-25T02:24:56.327946+00:00

There is a phenomenon called Sky Falls where things such as frogs or fish have been reported to fall like rain. Some people believe that this can happen when a waterspout/tornado maneuvers over a shallow body of water.

Simulation

Florida

Phillipines, this year.

AnimalX

Nemo, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore?

questioneverything1 · 2012-05-25T01:09:34.496572+00:00

Keep up the effort and they'll take the win.

questioneverything1 · 2012-05-25T01:08:51.278443+00:00

Most Valuable Goon.

ezcheesy · 2012-05-25T01:05:56.641358+00:00

Riley got the blame for booting SVG but it was Shaq the Cancer who sabotaged Stan's ability to coach that team.

When Van Gundy would try to coach Shaq, he would just look away and hold three fingers in the air, signifying that he had more rings than his coach so he didn't need to listen to him. When your superstar acts like that, it poisons the leader's ability to coach anyone.

Shaq is too much of a phony to admit the truth of that situation. Even as an analyst, when he was recently asked about it, he replied that some things should remain secret.

Shaq is a poor choice for GM. He's a good entertainer, that's all. He can't get Howard to stay because he hates Howard for using the nickname Superman.

questioneverything1 · 2012-05-25T01:02:02.007787+00:00

Jump shots won't keep falling forever but they who control the paint will control the game in the end.

questioneverything1 · 2012-05-25T00:59:51.447090+00:00

Pittman for MVG.

Ra__ · 2012-05-25T00:51:57.313269+00:00

I guess I should have specified that the articles I've seen distinguished between small independent style markets and the chain Supermarkets.

Ra__ · 2012-05-24T22:12:26.211832+00:00

If you forget anything when you abandon your home in Darkland, you'll need Snake Pliskin to retrieve it.

Ra__ · 2012-05-24T22:06:27.190118+00:00

Yes, just have a few loyal Chinese with American citizenship use our massive Chinese debt to buy up everything.

We'd like China to buy our goods to help fix the godawful trade imbalance but they're only interested in buying our assets, like theatre chains and banks.

ufoninja · 2012-05-24T21:57:54.759793+00:00

If the trucks ever stop running to the grocery stores, most places will become completely hunted out in a very short time.

HappyGlucklichJr · 2012-05-24T21:52:49.367771+00:00

The question is, will the (U.S. backed) military turn power over to any of them? The people thought they got their freedom when they ousted Mubarak, they were wrong.

The notion that American leadership wants freedom and democracy in these places is a farce. A true democracy would result in Muslim governments who want no part of the U.S. We want puppets in charge who will continue to do our bidding.

Osterstriker · 2012-05-24T21:49:49.934665+00:00

BHO could start stabbing babies on the weekends and he still wouldn't lose the black vote.

LaBamba00 · 2012-05-24T21:45:04.049295+00:00

Looks like the drug companies aren't as thorough at spreading around their dirty money as the finance industry is.

Wewbie · 2012-05-24T21:41:43.706313+00:00

I make my Moai out of concrete and give them a faux stone finish.

Ra__ · 2012-05-24T21:25:44.077006+00:00

...start buying up these unused properties by the hundreds.

Sounds like a good plan for China. I suspect they'll buy up our farmland first though.

There is not a single grocery store left in the entire city of Detroit. PostCollapse is not a future concept for this place, it is their present day reality.

UnicornMcGee · 2012-05-24T11:22:01.739457-07:00

I'm making mine into a Banyan Tree.

Ra__ · 2012-05-24T18:20:29.688276+00:00

“We’re not going to light distressed areas like we light other areas.”

Crime Free Zones, as in you'll be free to commit any crimes in these unlit and lawless wastelands.

Actually "40 percent of the 88,000 streetlights are broken...", so they're only half-lit even before starting their new plan.

Azorea · 2012-05-24T06:31:39.771355-07:00

He definitely looks like he's ready to rumble but my back porch is even scarier. Coral snakes.

UnicornMcGee · 2012-05-24T10:41:18.517827+00:00

Ha. At this stage it could probably be 100 different plants.

Dinosarah · 1 day

You're a real Pepper.

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