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Sign up for a special redditgifts for the troops and send a care package to a redditor in the Armed Forces by kickme444in blog

[–]ProtimoiDelt -13 points-12 points ago

Fuck people like you. Have whatever beliefs you want, but to send a letter to someone overseas fighting just to make fun of them is sick. Would you sen letters to people with foreclosed homes saying "hahah idiot you're so poor why'd you try to buy a house"

My petname for my wife is "Doc". She thinks it's because she's a doctor. It's really because she's 4'9", and Doc was the first dwarf I could think of. What is your darkest secret? by IAmSoMeanMwahahin AskReddit

[–]ProtimoiDelt 0 points1 point ago

Really? He shouldn't regret raping his best friend. He literally is the piece of shit he thinks he is and should be in jail.

5'0", 115, B's...enjoy my first album!! by [deleted]in Xsmall

[–]ProtimoiDelt 10 points11 points ago

Definitely not xsmall

What is the most inappropriate thing you have laughed at? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]ProtimoiDelt 1 point2 points ago

Probably buried by now, but when I was 17 my ex-girlfriend called me at 3am saying her mom killed herself. I figured she was drunk dialing me messing around. She wasn't.

Van Ryn locator by ProtimoiDeltin bourbon

[–]ProtimoiDelt[S] 0 points1 point ago

Silly me - it must have been brandy. Must have confused it because I tend to drink bourbon. I would definitely love to try a bourbon that had similar qualities. As I recall it was a very slightly sweet and I don't quite know how to explain it but flowery tasting beginning that finished very smooth with a hint of vanilla.

20 F - Rate out of 10? Honesty appreciated! by FemmeFatale22in AmISexy

[–]ProtimoiDelt 0 points1 point ago

4/10

A little thick, though it may have just been weird angles.

The hair/makeup is atrocious. Try normal colors.

[F/almost 18] When I feel sexy! by LadyShakespearein AmISexy

[–]ProtimoiDelt 13 points14 points ago

You have very masculine features. Not so sexy.

Reddit, what is your worst walk of shame story? by CANUCK1989in AskReddit

[–]ProtimoiDelt 38 points39 points ago

Passed out at the party house on campus after getting obliterated, but had to wake up early to prepare for an event my frat was hosting. Somehow managed to set my alarm and wake up at 6am. Drove to walmart to pick up some supplies and was getting stares from everyone. I figured I must look super hungover and just kinda shrugged it off. Once i got back to my house I went to get ready and finally saw myself in the mirror. Dicks and shit drawn all over my face. Can't believe I walked all around walmart without anyone saying anything.

What very unpopular opinion do you hold? by GrandadsLadyFriendin AskReddit

[–]ProtimoiDelt 1 point2 points ago

I believe people should date and reproduce within their race

Blazer fit check. Also, step 4 in my MFA evolution. by bottlebob32in malefashionadvice

[–]ProtimoiDelt 0 points1 point ago

makes you look like a tool

What was the worst part of BCT for you? by jscott39in Military

[–]ProtimoiDelt 0 points1 point ago

you're probably actually better off never having fired a weapon before. you don't have to rid yourself of bad habits if you have none.

I'm heading to basic this summer, and I've heard how the DS's will really try and screw with you about Jody and your girl back home. Should I intentionally avoid getting in a relationship? Is it really that bad? by Mekaistain Military

[–]ProtimoiDelt 1 point2 points ago

It all depends on the specific drill sergeants you get. The ones in my company (August last year, just finished AIT) screwed with us a lot about Jody. My advice would be to go in single. My gf of 2 1/2 years wrote me my dear john 3 weeks into basic and made everything that much more difficult mentally.

OSUT/BCT Questions by frozenturkeyin Military

[–]ProtimoiDelt 1 point2 points ago

I'm currently at Ft Leonard Wood for AIT (88M).

Not entirely sure about what is allowed for OSUT, but I have been able to use my cell phone during AIT after training hours almost every day. I would definitely recommend bringing one - worst case scenario you check it in and don't get it back until the end.

Ft Lost in the woods does suck for finding stuff to do when given passes. We never get any off post passes although it doesn't really matter because there's very little to do just off base. They severely limit the places you can go even on post. We are allowed to go to a few shopping areas, a bowling alley, movie theater, and the USO. The USO there is a nice place to hang out, but it gets pretty crowded on the weekends.

You will probably be singled out for leadership roles because of doing OSUT, but nothing too bad from my experiences. Going in with a bachelors will likely mean you will have a disconnect mentally with many of the people there. Most tend to be rather immature people that are just out of highschool. Learn to understand where they are coming from and how to interact with them or you won't get any respect from them.

If you have any other questions let me know -be ready for some of the most mentally and physically challenging moments of your life. After the first 3 or 4 weeks everything becomes rather easy if you just listen carefully and do exactly what you are told.

Hey Reddit, what's your best "Fuck you, establishment!" story? by meeanin AskReddit

[–]ProtimoiDelt 0 points1 point ago

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fair enough then

Hey Reddit, what's your best "Fuck you, establishment!" story? by meeanin AskReddit

[–]ProtimoiDelt 9 points10 points ago

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why the fuck would you ask if youre going to do it anyways?

Xbox 360 and PS3 in a PC case mod by timofiendin gaming

[–]ProtimoiDelt 0 points1 point ago

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definitely want to see how this was done - would be really cool to make

What do you think your upvote/downvote ratio is? by ProtimoiDeltin AskReddit

[–]ProtimoiDelt[S] 1 point2 points ago

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o shit - its been done.

What do you think your upvote/downvote ratio is? by ProtimoiDeltin AskReddit

[–]ProtimoiDelt[S] 0 points1 point ago

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holy shit way off in my guess

actually that appears to be on my posts and comments - im wondering about what i give others

What do you think your upvote/downvote ratio is? by ProtimoiDeltin AskReddit

[–]ProtimoiDelt[S] 2 points3 points ago

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upvote for you for dealing with that shit

Men of Reddit, how many of you use conditioner? by raphamuffinin AskReddit

[–]ProtimoiDelt 0 points1 point ago

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I do when my hair is a little bit longer, but when it's short there really is no reason to if you have quality shampoo.

Reddit, tell me about the first time you got drunk. by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]ProtimoiDelt 1 point2 points ago

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Was on a recruiting trip for college soccer. I had drank a couple of times before but never really gotten drunk. Some of the older guys on the team got the 4 of us that were visiting some beer and UV blue. Since I hadn't developed a taste for beer yet I decided to go with the UV. They wanted to play thunderstruck to pregame for the party we were going to, but since I didn't know what that entailed I said I'd just take pulls from the bottle of UV since I hated beer. They mocked me saying yeah right/ good luck and laughing. Not wanting to embarrass myself I ended up drinking almost half the bottle during the song. Felt sick for a little while and then fell into a drunken stupor. Don't remember walking to the party, but I made a complete ass out of myself at it - hitting on a girl that was passed out, texting an ex that she should drive there and 'hang out' (2+ hour drive) and one upping everyones stories with obvious lies.

IAMA woman that should have been born a man, literally. AMA by shouldvebeenadudein IAmA

[–]ProtimoiDelt -8 points-7 points ago

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downvoted for telling the truth

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