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[TOMT] Pop instrumental song from the 70's, primarily trumpet or sax. by Procrasturbatorin tipofmytongue

[–]Procrasturbator[S] 0 points1 point ago

[SOLVED] mesh and roadie_girl ---- How in the world?? You nailed it from that little piece of information? Wow childhood memories are hitting me hard right now. Thanks so much!

[TOMT] Pop instrumental song from the 70's, primarily trumpet or sax. by Procrasturbatorin tipofmytongue

[–]Procrasturbator[S] 0 points1 point ago

[SOLVED] mesh and roadie_girl ---- How in the world?? You nailed it from that little piece of information? Wow childhood memories are hitting me hard right now. Thanks so much!

Question about shipping! by catlessin Ebay

[–]Procrasturbator 2 points3 points ago

Your parole officer seems friendly and helpful. Mine is an asshole!

[Request] Reddit I failed. Please help the failure. by kanukakilledkarmain picrequests

[–]Procrasturbator 0 points1 point ago

The hair clips are nice and you're beautiful. Why not reshoot in higher res/better lighting and get the best pictures possible?

The Hammock Tent by Mind_Virusin pics

[–]Procrasturbator 1 point2 points ago

Nice scenery.

He turned fifty today. by thelovepiratein nfl

[–]Procrasturbator 0 points1 point ago

Did he coach Mary Beth Decker as well?

Can someone photoshop this drunk creep off of me? by boobaloobin picrequests

[–]Procrasturbator 2 points3 points ago

Upvoted. No doubt I'm wrong, this is just the impression I formed from the material provided.

Can someone photoshop this drunk creep off of me? by boobaloobin picrequests

[–]Procrasturbator 6 points7 points ago

Not exactly. This girl just rubbed some people the wrong way. The inner dialogue I heard in my head went something like this...

Oh my god so like this creep kept on trying to dance with me, but like, I just let it happen cuz I was like too drunk. I just look so hot in these pictures so like, don't want to let them go to waste.

North Korean's reaction to KJI's death by [deleted]in videos

[–]Procrasturbator 70 points71 points ago

uriman summed it up pretty well on the passing ofKim Il Sung in 1994:

Many people here will say these people are faking it, but I would say most are not. This is a result of devoted nationalism and years of propaganda resulting in true fanaticism. Same thing happened when Mao died. This is a result of N. Korea's personality cult for the Dear Leader. There's a photo of him in the most trafficked room of every house, at every workplace and every school. When you want shit, he's your fucking Santa. There's no religion allowed and you grow up being told by teachers, parents, elders, national media, etc how awesome the Leader is. What else are you going to believe?People who grew up before that time either shut up and played along, didn't know better and were swept along with the propaganda or were killed/jailed. It's like post 9/11 call to invade Afghanistan X1000. No one questions it. Of course the longer you play along, the more you believe.When the guy dies, it's like if Justin Bieber dies to a tween and their entire life is crushed. Many people genuinely cry and feel sorrow. Many people try to out do the other people to show they hurt more than everyone else. Some go along with it and then feel genuinely sorrow.This is why it's a bad idea to invade N. Korea. The citizens are so devoted that I gather that most will sacrifice themselves to protect the guy.

I think I'm homeless by maharbain reddit.com

[–]Procrasturbator 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, get back home and talk it out like a fucking grown up. The girl is obviously going through serious emotional turmoil. If you both agree that splitting is the best move, then do it.

NOVELTY ACCOUNTS ASSEMBLE! by novelties_assemblein reddit.com

[–]Procrasturbator -1 points0 points ago

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Just a few more clicks through r/nsfw and I'll be ready.

UPDATE: This is the poster I created as punishment for being caught downloading on campus. This is what the freshman see every time they get off the elevator of the dorms. by terakenin AskReddit

[–]Procrasturbator 34 points35 points ago

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...and then they showed me a world, filled with horrible imagery, oh of tubgirl and goatse.

What is one thing that is guaranteed to make you sad? by menace64in AskReddit

[–]Procrasturbator 1 point2 points ago

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That in 80 or so years after I die, chances are I will not leave behind a legacy or any great works, I don't have children, and nobody will really know or care that I ever existed.

DAE masturbate just because they have nothing better to do / because they are bored? by [deleted]in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Procrasturbator 4 points5 points ago

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DAE masturbate just because they have nothing better to do / because they are bored? by [deleted]in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Procrasturbator 49 points50 points ago

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Yes indeed that was the joke ;)

DAE masturbate just because they have nothing better to do / because they are bored? by [deleted]in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Procrasturbator 119 points120 points ago

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DAE put off their important tasks of the day and instead masturbate?

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