Bacon - Nuff' Said...

Porknog on I. Want. One. (GlaDOS Ring)

2012-02-08T05:40:20.936818+00:00-0700

You can wrap text or any sketch with closed contours onto a curved surface.

Porknog on I. Want. One. (GlaDOS Ring)

2012-02-06T20:32:19.604130-07:00-0700

SolidWorks rendering.

Porknog on thank you all for being here...

2012-02-04T21:01:04.148888-07:00-0700

Yeah, I saw that episode too. What the fuck is up with this recent trend of posting stills from a show and overlaying the dialogue as text?

Porknog on My job is to "milk" live black widow spiders of their silk, here is what it looks like when I'm running the machine

2012-02-01T00:21:37.043174-07:00-0700

How many feet / meters of silk can you extract in one run? Is there a magic rate where the spider can just keep up with the machine without running dry?

Happy Ron

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:06:20 -0700

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Porknog on Kristen Bell meets a sloth

2012-01-31T15:02:20.060766-07:00-0700

Reddit likes what it likes, don't question it when it happens to you.

Porknog on Kristen Bell meets a sloth

2012-01-31T01:34:42.464923-07:00-0700

It happens to everyone eventually.

Porknog on Thick passenger.

2012-01-30T22:07:52.093232-07:00-0700

just solo and F-F softcore scenes. Lots of boob fondling, sucking, licking etc. Very rarely she will show vag, but never explicitly.

Porknog on Black man beats the cinnamon challenge!

2012-01-30T20:34:36.901481-07:00-0700

Especially then.

Porknog on Chloe Vevrier and Ron Jeremy meet

2012-01-30T01:23:49.436730-07:00-0700

I honestly can't imagine anyone ever jerking off to Ron Jeremy fucking a girl, no matter who the girl is.

Porknog on Meet Omari. Two days ago he returned from the hospital after being hacked in the face by a machete defending an orphanage of 35 children by himself. Think we could raise the $2,000 needed for the remainder of the cement/barbed wire wall to keep both him and the children safe?

2012-01-27T00:45:20.865172-07:00-0700

Pure class. You just gained any and all future business I do, small as that may be.

Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 16:07:45 -0700

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Porknog on Underboob

2012-01-17T23:36:47.121129-07:00-0700

Nothing but good old macromastia at work.

Porknog on Underboob

2012-01-17T22:39:43.195066-07:00-0700

They are totally real, and really spectacular.

Porknog on Has anyone else been bullied by someone who went on to be rich and famous? If so, did it bother you?

2012-01-16T13:53:38.386647-07:00-0700

Mike is my cousin by marriage, my mom married his uncle when I was 16, he was 13. We saw each other at family dinners a few times a year. I remember telling him to shut up when he was singing into the karaoke box down in the grandparent's basement. Looks like he had the last laugh there.

Porknog on Shit Asian Dads Say

2012-01-16T13:37:08.450027-07:00-0700

Peeling that film off is the most satisfying part of any new electronics purchase!

Porknog on Ran out of sticky notes at work.

2012-01-16T13:19:01.068478-07:00-0700

It's ok, I don't try very hard.

Porknog on Ran out of sticky notes at work.

2012-01-16T13:18:35.880705-07:00-0700

I never knew the video games existed, to me Pokemon was a really horribly drawn cartoon with nonsensical plot and characters.

Porknog on Ran out of sticky notes at work.

2012-01-16T12:13:35.151006-07:00-0700

I thought it was stupid. Still do.

Porknog on Just saw this posted this on Facebook. I don't think my brain could hurt any worse.

2012-01-16T10:30:49.229777-07:00-0700

The comments section is even worse than the article. I almost fell into the trap of replying, when I remembered... don't argue with idiots on the internet.

Porknog on Colbert Super PAC Releases Romney Attack Ad: Mitt Romney is a serial killer.

2012-01-15T11:50:14.714714-07:00-0700

I've had that add-on for a long time, and right now it's not letting me watch the video :(

Porknog on Speaking of big boobed Asians.........

2012-01-14T19:41:34.620976-07:00-0700

Blow your load in 30 seconds then stammer apologies? Yeah, me too.

Porknog on What i love about my schools engineering room

2012-01-14T00:17:42.388479-07:00-0700

Grab a hot glue gun and make a scale Saturn V. For ~~SCIENCE~~ ENGINEERING!

Porknog on Remember the 29 yr old deaf girl who heard herself for the first time?

2012-01-13T12:31:47.596132-07:00-0700

I also don't understand how she speaks with the right inflections and tones immediately, with a southern accent no less.

Porknog on Rickyisms

2012-01-13T12:13:00.191851-07:00-0700

I would actually say skip season 1. Start with Season 2, it's much funnier and the writing is way more polished.