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My job is to "milk" live black widow spiders of their silk, here is what it looks like when I'm running the machine by Paul_Lazzaroin WTF

[–]Porknog 65 points66 points ago

How many feet / meters of silk can you extract in one run? Is there a magic rate where the spider can just keep up with the machine without running dry?

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Happy Ron (youtube.com)

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Kristen Bell meets a sloth by fundulatein videos

[–]Porknog 0 points1 point ago

Reddit likes what it likes, don't question it when it happens to you.

Kristen Bell meets a sloth by fundulatein videos

[–]Porknog 405 points406 points ago

It happens to everyone eventually.

Thick passenger. by devilbunniesin thick

[–]Porknog 1 point2 points ago

just solo and F-F softcore scenes. Lots of boob fondling, sucking, licking etc. Very rarely she will show vag, but never explicitly.

Black man beats the cinnamon challenge! by goguegagalin videos

[–]Porknog 47 points48 points ago

Especially then.

Chloe Vevrier and Ron Jeremy meet by Reddevil313in hugeboobs

[–]Porknog 0 points1 point ago

I honestly can't imagine anyone ever jerking off to Ron Jeremy fucking a girl, no matter who the girl is.

Meet Omari. Two days ago he returned from the hospital after being hacked in the face by a machete defending an orphanage of 35 children by himself. Think we could raise the $2,000 needed for the remainder of the cement/barbed wire wall to keep both him and the children safe? by TheLakein pics

[–]Porknog 207 points208 points ago

Pure class. You just gained any and all future business I do, small as that may be.

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Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers (vice.com)

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Underboob by donttakemywordforitin thick

[–]Porknog 0 points1 point ago

Nothing but good old macromastia at work.

Underboob by donttakemywordforitin thick

[–]Porknog 1 point2 points ago

They are totally real, and really spectacular.

Has anyone else been bullied by someone who went on to be rich and famous? If so, did it bother you? by eddiemarsattacksin AskReddit

[–]Porknog 0 points1 point ago

Mike is my cousin by marriage, my mom married his uncle when I was 16, he was 13. We saw each other at family dinners a few times a year. I remember telling him to shut up when he was singing into the karaoke box down in the grandparent's basement. Looks like he had the last laugh there.

Shit Asian Dads Say by foomoffuin videos

[–]Porknog 0 points1 point ago

Peeling that film off is the most satisfying part of any new electronics purchase!

Ran out of sticky notes at work. by PresumablyCorrectin gaming

[–]Porknog -1 points0 points ago

It's ok, I don't try very hard.

Ran out of sticky notes at work. by PresumablyCorrectin gaming

[–]Porknog 0 points1 point ago

I never knew the video games existed, to me Pokemon was a really horribly drawn cartoon with nonsensical plot and characters.

Ran out of sticky notes at work. by PresumablyCorrectin gaming

[–]Porknog -2 points-1 points ago

I thought it was stupid. Still do.

Just saw this posted this on Facebook. I don't think my brain could hurt any worse. by punoyingin skeptic

[–]Porknog -1 points0 points ago

The comments section is even worse than the article. I almost fell into the trap of replying, when I remembered... don't argue with idiots on the internet.

Colbert Super PAC Releases Romney Attack Ad: Mitt Romney is a serial killer. by fuzzoin entertainment

[–]Porknog 6 points7 points ago

I've had that add-on for a long time, and right now it's not letting me watch the video :(

Speaking of big boobed Asians......... by Asanokyoin thick

[–]Porknog 4 points5 points ago

Blow your load in 30 seconds then stammer apologies? Yeah, me too.

What i love about my schools engineering room by instantcakein pics

[–]Porknog 0 points1 point ago

Grab a hot glue gun and make a scale Saturn V. For SCIENCE ENGINEERING!

Remember the 29 yr old deaf girl who heard herself for the first time? by hegemon_yin videos

[–]Porknog 17 points18 points ago

I also don't understand how she speaks with the right inflections and tones immediately, with a southern accent no less.

Rickyisms by SerialRappistin videos

[–]Porknog 2 points3 points ago

I would actually say skip season 1. Start with Season 2, it's much funnier and the writing is way more polished.

Baked avocado and egg by fungz0rin food

[–]Porknog 1 point2 points ago

I can never get the pit out without destroying the peach. Is there a trick?

Baked avocado and egg by fungz0rin food

[–]Porknog 9 points10 points ago* 

Well, considering the picture is an egg in an avocado, and you asked what it would taste like with a different pitted fruit, like a peach...
edit sorry I replied from my mailbox, didn't see you weren't the original commenter. Have an upvote to make things right between us.

Baked avocado and egg by fungz0rin food

[–]Porknog 46 points47 points ago

Sounds pretty gross, really.

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