We all have brothers like these.

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This may be the dumbest submission of the week.

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There's no point taunting the woman, I'm sure she gets enough of it just from being herself.

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I honestly don't give a fuck about the war. It's existence is meaningless to me. War is a fact of humanity, it has always existed and will always exist. In the meantime I just get on with my life and worry about the things I can affect.

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Yeah, cuz whining on the internet can solve any problem.

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And what does that have to do with bacon?

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Why would you even have a pepper like that in the house?

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If you just want body weight, and don't care if it's muscle or fat, then make bacon your best friend.

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Because it's faster and easier and doesn't require anyone to be in the mood but me. Thats not to say we don't have great sex too, but we take care of business ourselves if it's not convenient to do the whole shebang.

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One day at a time man, one day at a time. Also heavy drinking interspersed with meth binges.

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what are you talking about? they took the pictures!

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I just spray over the brown spots with fluorescent green road marking paint.

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I probably fap more now than I did when I was single.

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Definitely DIY.

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I'm going to print Wikipedia right now, just in case.

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That goes directly against the Bible. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians: “For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.” -Ephesians 2:8,9

But then James bitch slaps Paul, saying “What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?” -James 2:14

I'm amazed this religion ever got off the ground, with all it's doubletalk and bullshit.

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With that kind of thinking, when you run into a difficult problem in science, you leave yourself a backdoor to say "and then something magic happens". It's the lazy way out.

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no, your are!

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I saw her hardcore video, she should stick to doing photos. No sense at all of how to act on camera and she looks like the most boring fuck in the world.

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Joe vs the Volcano
13 Days (I only went for the LOTR preview)

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Every uncle and grandpa had one. You'd get dragged along every now and then by your mom, get there and be bored, ask if he had any toys to play with, he'd go rummage in a drawer and invariably come up with the click clack thing.

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