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One-Year Club

Nietzsche elevates Family Circus to existential heights

Porknog [S] 0 points1 point 1 hour ago[-]

Either way, PJ is in for a bruising.

Facebook Group:I Miss Someone Really Bad Who Is In Heaven :'(

Porknog 1 point2 points 23 hours ago[-]

I was expecting a Tupac tribute page.

big ass tities

Porknog 3 points4 points 1 day ago[-]

Luckily every year brings a new crop of talent to the porn industry.

What are your favorite "Hidden Treasure" books?

Porknog [S] -1 points0 points 1 day ago[-]

A downvote? In /r/books... really?

Dear Reddit, I am an adult man with a good job, a wonderful wife, and happy kids, and I just realized I have no friends. What can I do about this?

Porknog [S] 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

I guess it's not so much that it bothers me, I seem to be getting along just fine. I just don't want to be so self enclosed, so wrapped up in the cocoon of my house and my immediate family that I have nothing else. I had friends, and as you say, I allowed those relationships to wither away out of disinterest or apathy. I'd like to make an effort to be more sociable and broaden my circle.

Dear Reddit, I am an adult man with a good job, a wonderful wife, and happy kids, and I just realized I have no friends. What can I do about this?

Porknog [S] 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

No, sadly it's not even NHL, it's our local AHL team. If I were to win NHL tickets it'd be for a Canucks game.

Dear Reddit, I am an adult man with a good job, a wonderful wife, and happy kids, and I just realized I have no friends. What can I do about this?

Porknog [S] 2 points3 points 2 days ago[-]

I could, but that's not really what I'm looking for. I feel like I should at least have a couple of people in my life that I can hang out with, have fun doing stuff, and at the end of the night they go to their own house.

DAE think that "pal" is always a douchey way to address someone?

Porknog 3 points4 points 2 days ago[-]

I'm not your buddy, guy!

DAE get what I call "Tree Stump" beard hairs?

Porknog [S] 4 points5 points 2 days ago[-]

Plucking them is the best part! It feels sooo weird, not like a normal hair at all.

The IAMA by the person saying he is in Big Brother's Big Sister's is FAKE, BBBS does not match Men with Little Sisters.

Porknog 3 points4 points 2 days ago[-]

I was a BB for 4 years, in Canada, and never saw any matches between an adult male and a young female. Or adult females with young boys, for that matter.

What movie are you ashamed you cried at?

Porknog -4 points-3 points 3 days ago[-]

I hated that part because it yanked me out of the story. I was like WTF this never happened!

What movie are you ashamed you cried at?

Porknog 4 points5 points 3 days ago[-]

Those are some really irresponsible pet owners, if you ask me.

Remember that North is just perspective

Porknog 1 point2 points 4 days ago[-]

You know, I never realized how large Kazakhstan is until now.

What is the strangest way you have been propositioned for sex?

Porknog 4 points5 points 4 days ago[-]

If she'd been a little less haggard about the head area, and her breath wasn't flammable, I might have been inclined to give her a whirl. But no, I thanked her kindly for the attention and she went back to her table.

What is the strangest way you have been propositioned for sex?

Porknog 11 points12 points 4 days ago[-]

Nope. If you're from the Vancouver area, maybe it's the same chick and that was her standard MO.

What is the strangest way you have been propositioned for sex?

Porknog 792 points793 points 4 days ago[-]

I was in my early twenties, sitting with a large group at a blues bar. This cougar with enormous jugs and breath that could pickle cabbage had been eying me up for the better part of an hour, and finally got up the nerve to come over to our table. She leaned over and said "God you're fucking hot. You remind me of my son."

Something is not quite right...

Porknog 0 points1 point 7 days ago[-]

Or repast, if he's hungry.

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