Bacon - Nuff' Said...

Ph4g3 on Video of a Sexual Assault at the BCS National Championship [X-Post from r/cfb]

2012-01-15T16:04:13.985578-07:00-0700

Your analogy is equivalent to shoving a fist up somebodies ass being the same as shaking their hand. Unwanted penetration is rape. Touching skin off skin is not. Why did you have to bring my Moms into this? Bad form.

Ph4g3 on Video of a Sexual Assault at the BCS National Championship [X-Post from r/cfb]

2012-01-15T12:03:28.319138-07:00-0700

It's just a bit of skin touching off somebody elses skin. Assault? Nah. Humiliating? Sure. People are freaking out because it's a ballsack. Could have been a palm or a foot for all the difference it makes.

Ph4g3 on Just got called a scrub. What does that mean?

2011-12-14T13:58:43.436893-07:00-0700

A scrub is a guy that cant get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best-friend's ride Trying to holler at me *Look at that scrub thinkin he can holla at me.*

Just got called a scrub. What does that mean?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:51:44 -0700

Was playing a bit of MGE Mod. When I told a guy I was done he called me a scrub. I'm guessing it's a bad thing.

Maybe if I looked past the first definition on Urban Dictionary:

A scrub is a now generalized term used as a synonym for a "noob" or "newb," which is someone who is bad at a video game or activity in general.

Most of the definitions here, surprisingly, have nothing to do with the actual term. The original definition is related to a person who makes a mistake in a video game, which is such a bad mistake that it is clearly wrong, yet they persist in making it. The term derives from Street Fighter II, to describe some players that were so bad that they would mash their hands across the control pad, an act known as "scrubbing," because it relates to scrubbing a car or other object with a sponge. Thus they were deemed "scrubbers," or "scrubs" for short. Over time this term expanded throughout the gaming world, and then the real world, and lost its original meaning.

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Ph4g3 on TF2 Smoothing Tutorial

2011-12-06T12:31:14.049506-07:00-0700

[The finished product.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL1irpdjgPc)

Walled City In China. Look Familiar?

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 15:17:35 -0700

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[Feature Request] A more conveniently placed 'hide' button - possibly to the left of the numbers of the post.

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:38:02 -0700

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About 10 seconds left during setup. I didn't think he'd actually do it.

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 12:30:14 -0700

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Ph4g3 on Java threads question

2011-09-29T10:07:06.212741-07:00-0700

[Here](http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/java/tutorials/j-threads/section3.html#N102830) is one solution. Basically tell each thread to wait on the next before completing. Thread[] threads = makeMyThreads(); for(Thread t : threads) { t.start(); } try { for(Thread t : threads) { t.join(); } } catch(Exception e){ /*Do your own cleanup*/} finally { //Update JTextfield } That whole article I linked is a good resource for threads. It's a relatively easy read and goes through the basics of threads.

Ph4g3 on CP_Snakewater released!

2011-09-08T10:55:01.892158-07:00-0700

Spy at the [health pack!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=typseiD_V9M&t=1m16s)

Ph4g3 on This I will never understand

2011-09-03T09:10:48.157178-07:00-0700

You can't understand why reddit isn't like Facebook? Let me break this one down for you: reddit isn't Facebook.

Ph4g3 on Quick! Hide behind the chair! Earthquakes hate chairs!

2011-08-24T16:12:52.001750-07:00-0700

Do you actually own a chair?

I have no regrets.

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 10:34:30 -0700

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Nightmare House 2 is right.

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 10:30:06 -0700

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Ph4g3 on Is this normal on Spanish television? I like! [NSFW]

2011-05-30T18:02:42.012369-07:00-0700

> If you want to see this kind of thing, I recommend Telecinco. All channels tend to the same, except precisely Spanish Television, is public television. Telecinco has something to do with Berlusconi, I do not know if it is owned by you or something, can you imagine the circus. Might be wrong, I don't speak Spanish.

PyScripter: An open-source, customizable Windows IDE for Python 2.x/3.x

Tue, 24 May 2011 05:25:31 -0700

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Ph4g3 on Morrowind 2011 - Dead

2011-05-07T08:41:01.101246-07:00-0700

This link still works. The torrent is still alive and going at full speed.

Ph4g3 on TIL that by pressing "M" I can open the loadout screen without going through the class selection screen. Bloody hell.

2011-05-03T08:20:57.806310-07:00-0700

I really hate this joke. There is, in fact, F13 to F24 keys available to use. Your keyboard does not have them, but they are available. Check out the [windows API](http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/dd375731(v=vs.85\).aspx). Note VK_F13 (0x7C) through to VK_F24 (0x87). It's just cruel to tell somebody that they have to go through the process of writing a program to bind the unused virtual keys to physical keys with the hopes of finding some new found functionality. It's nothing but a lie. Who in there right mind would bind such useful functionality to unimplemented keys? Stop spreading lies.

Ph4g3 on Would anybody else be in favour of a "Sniper Ahead!" command?

2011-04-09T21:39:22.279519-07:00-0700

This is probably one of the best replies I've heard for this thread. My counter argument would be that sentries were not initially able to reposition in TF2. Ever since the engy update, the "Sentry ahead!" voice command has become redundant due to the same argument you have given. I would argue against it though. If you're running through a choke point with some chums and one of them gets head-shotted, pressing "X-3" or something similar will quickly alert surrounding teammates as to what's happening. A lot of people in this thread seem to feel that nobody listens to voice commands, but I would think that everyone knows what "X-2" means [hopefully], and you heed it. Engies, medics and snipers rely on that command.

Would anybody else be in favour of a "Sniper Ahead!" command?

Sat, 09 Apr 2011 08:43:14 -0700

Same reasoning as the "Sentry Ahead!" command. You can hear sentries when you're near enough to them and you can see the trail of their fire. Snipers on the other hand could be anywhere. If you can't see him straight off, you might have to wait for the kill cam to figure it out. Sometimes walking into the line of sight of a sniper is unavoidable. If your teammates can warn you, in the same way they can with sentries, wouldn't that aid team work?

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Ph4g3 on It looks so sad.

2011-04-07T20:16:09.734761-07:00-0700

I've seen Gordan Ramsay put a knife point into the top of a crab, about a centimeter or two back from its eyes, pull down towards its face and that does the trick. I don't really enjoy it though. A different method, which I much prefer, is doing a stealth kill on the crab. Put it in the fridge for a few hours. It knocks the crab unconscious, like slowly drifting off to sleep. Then, pop that fucker in boiling water and cook it till red! I'm not sure how effective either methods are, but as long as that [pinchy shit](http://thedroidyourelookingfor.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/pinchy.jpg) isn't moving when I throw him in the pot, it's all good. Yes, I know that was a picture of a lobster. Same rules apply.

Ph4g3 on What provoked your last "WTF"?

2011-04-02T11:53:43.447270-07:00-0700

[This video.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZGkO2xYcEU) [NSFL] Video description: > This video shows a male patient, 26yo with a hepatitis C, dry gangrene of the foot and a wet gangrene of the thigh - the result of intravenous injections of Koaxil - new drug that is popular among heroin-addicted people because of the price (cheaper than opioids) and easy access (most of the Russian pharmacies sell it without a prescription). The tool that was used to cut the bones is called "Gigli" saw. The procedure shown on video was needed because of the potential contamination and/or ethical concerns. The doctors amputated the rest of his leg later during regular surgical operation.The procedure shown on video was needed because of the potential contamination and/or ethical concerns. The doctors amputated the rest of his leg later during regular surgical operation. The main concern of that poor guy was how painful procedure will be. Because of the necrotic process in the tissue during a gangrene all nerves are damaged so the person does not feel a thing.

Ph4g3 on Pretty sure this isn't possible...

2011-04-02T08:42:55.723052-07:00-0700

I never crafted a Loch 'n' Load though, found both of them.

Ph4g3 on /r/askscience, Could we implement LaTex in this subreddit, please?

2011-03-31T13:25:08.544310-07:00-0700

As a former Firefox user, I'm well aware of greasemonkey. However, about a year ago, I switched to Chrome. Many reasons for this, some are not justified anymore. I've been considering switching back for the last couple of weeks, given the release of FF4. Honestly, I'm hoping some Chromium-head will hop on this thread and say something to the tune of: > Are you serious? You've gone all this time without 'Popular LaTeX plugin'? Hivemind - rid me of this moron! I should probably end this post with the following: /engineer; /~30 hours awake; **/drunk**. Sorry scientists.

Ph4g3 on /r/askscience, Could we implement LaTex in this subreddit, please?

2011-03-31T12:41:48.816684-07:00-0700

I'm subscribed to both /r/math and /r/askscience and I have never heard of 'GM'. Please provide a link so I can stop googling for all things latex related.