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A friend sent me this picture while sitting in traffic today. by chugachugachoochooooin pics

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 1 point2 points ago

well you gotta pass the time somehow

Truth by IWontFixUrComputerin pics

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 0 points1 point ago

27+

The Big Lebowelski is defintely my number 2 by Iasktoomuchin pics

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 0 points1 point ago

black hawk down

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker by Se7en_Sinnerin pics

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 0 points1 point ago

space cats gonna fuck yo shit UP

Damn mortals... by The_s4rg3in gaming

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 1 point2 points ago

whoa deja vu

TIL that an estimated 10,000 cats are eaten per day in China's Guangdong province by SoundSaladin todayilearned

[–]Perturbed_Spartan -1 points0 points ago

American slaughter houses aren't exactly a picnic.

Seems legit. by cerealpunchin funny

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 0 points1 point ago

hehe. deuce.

What is the worst thing you have ever "walked in on"? by J-TEEin AskReddit

[–]Perturbed_Spartan -12 points-11 points ago

he said she was "in front of the webcam". if you have a webcam on your computer you will always be "in front" of it even when its off.

What is the worst thing you have ever "walked in on"? by J-TEEin AskReddit

[–]Perturbed_Spartan -12 points-11 points ago

"oh hey my sister masturbates. guess I better look through her computer and see who she's talking with online. also i should probably blackmail her into never having conversations online and/or jacking off."

also note that mrmagic only said she was "chatting to this guy". there is absolutely no evidence that the two things (her masturbating and this online entity) were in any way related.

yes it was a dick move.

What is the worst thing you have ever "walked in on"? by J-TEEin AskReddit

[–]Perturbed_Spartan -17 points-16 points ago

young girls aren't allowed to masturbate without being told on by their big brothers? also the fact that they masturbate justifies invading their privacy and digging through their computer information?

What is the worst thing you have ever "walked in on"? by J-TEEin AskReddit

[–]Perturbed_Spartan -23 points-22 points ago

wow thats kind of a dick move

I made a comic about Minecraft on the Xbox360, thought you guys might like it :3 by cuntsofain Minecraft

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 0 points1 point ago

thats one square kilometer... barely anything...

Guy built and actual War Machine (Iron Man) suit... by Zerotwoheroin pics

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 0 points1 point ago

he seems really full of himself in the video as well

Found this in the bathroom of a pool hall I was at. by IllBeGoingNowin funny

[–]Perturbed_Spartan -6 points-5 points ago

join the club

I give it a 10 by austinmoneyin funny

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 11 points12 points ago

FENTON

We made a tornado in my geography lab by paulfredin pics

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 1 point2 points ago

PILLS HERE!

We made a tornado in my geography lab by paulfredin pics

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 61 points62 points ago

Australia

Woman of reddit...What is the weirdest pick up line you've ever heard? I'll start... by pinkpastryin AskReddit

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 2 points3 points ago

yes that is obviously some kind of a pick up line

Swedish Armed Forces: Who cares? Story about how to attract young swedes for a job in the army by jacob9071in videos

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 9 points10 points ago

a) you are drawing from a pool of hundreds of thousands of people. the fact that 70 stepped up really doesn't mean anything.

b) you are giving people the opportunity to basically be on a reality tv show. taking up that offer does not make you a good person necessarily.

I remain a cynical bastard.

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