Can a redhead get some verification up in here?

PatSajakMeOff · 2012-05-24T13:17:05.967857+00:00

I have no soul and I carry a bag of gold around my neck. Needless to say, I'm irresistible to the ladies.

PatSajakMeOff · 6 days

Oh my sister has had 2nd degree burns from 3 hours exposure

PatSajakMeOff · 6 days

I'm actually a Jewish Redhead, so I tan. I'm like Kyle from South Park

nikcub · 8 days

I will become a monk and renounce all worldly things if this happens

formcheck · 10 days

you obviously don't live in america. Yes, we fear our cops, because yes, our system is incredibly fucked up and puts too much power in the hands of the few. I'm a white male and I still fear the cops. I can't imagine what it's like to be a minority in this country.

octobur · 16 days

The redhead looks like me...

getjustin · 21 days

Country Music. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me. I can't understand why someone would intentionally sing with a God awful twang. (Oh, and I was born and raised in Texas)

CopThought · 22 days

Why not organize a protest and call it the Sundays Best Protests? By dressing nice and having a name like that it's hard for the media to twist the intentions of the protests

skeezo · 1 month

Let me see this magic.

IsleCook · 1 month

maybe so, but Texas also has the most beautiful women in the country

iCookBaconShirtless · 1 month

visit Austin if you wish to visit Texas. I'm from the houston area and still love it, but if you just visit houston it prob wont be that great. It's a very dirty city.

redqueentopawnfour · 1 month

Funny you should ask. My grandmother has red hair and blue eyes, my mom has red hair and blue eyes, my sister and myself have red hair and blue eyes, and 5 months ago my sister gave birth to a baby girl with red hair and blue eyes...So in my family, chances are REAL good.

edit: I am the only male in the family with red hair and blue eyes. My grandfather nor father nor my sisters fiance have red hair.

resistance527 · 1 month

weezin tha chuh-eeze!

licenseplate · 1 month

Please make this a shirt. It's so goddamn classy that I'm almost positive it would increase my chances with the female kind by at least 5%.

R0FLC0PT3R · 1 month

how high are you?

coltdaniel · 1 month

this is why you call yourself a hipster, so as to not be considered a hipster. It's really simple hipster logic, I can't believe you haven't heard it before. newb

es080994 · 1 month

aggggghhhheemmm

Shrub74 · 1 month

It's like sucking life nectar from the teat of a Mexican angel

Shrub74 · 1 month

In Texas, because we are so close to Mexico, we get coke in glass bottles. Not only is it coke in glass bottles, but it is Mexican coke, made with real sugar cane sugar instead of HFC.

Shrub74 · 1 month

Fountain is the best way to go.

sirjeffrey · 1 month

I am not a parent either, I think as I get older though (25 now), I start to see things through the lens of my parents. My first car was a 1966 Mustang that my father and I rebuilt ourselves. I LOVED that car and miss it every day. But alas, I had to sell it as I went off to college and needed the money and a more economic vehicle. But ya, having a car at 16 gives you unprecedented freedom and you really shouldn't complain about what shape or size that freedom comes in.

ubersteve · 1 month

seriously, is this hollywood? who the fuck does $50 lines?

sirjeffrey · 1 month

someone sounds like a parent...

sirjeffrey · 1 month

worst invention EVER. So goddamn annoying.

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