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Has anyone traveled abroad to study eastern religion/culture? by Ozdockin AskReddit

[–]Ozdock[S] 0 points1 point ago

Are there options to study independently as opposed to through a university?

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Has anyone traveled abroad to study eastern religion/culture? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by Ozdock to AskReddit

Time for throwaways: Ex-convicts of Reddit, what did you do to end up in prison/jail, and do you regret it? (Possible NSFW) by Bret16in AskReddit

[–]Ozdock 0 points1 point ago

Just a blunt... we were heading to eat some breakfast when we got pulled : /

Time for throwaways: Ex-convicts of Reddit, what did you do to end up in prison/jail, and do you regret it? (Possible NSFW) by Bret16in AskReddit

[–]Ozdock 109 points110 points ago

As a girl_with_huge_boobs I'm sure you prospered in such an environment!

Reddit, my roommates are moving out in a few weeks, and my name is going on the lease! What does this entail for me? by Ozdockin AskReddit

[–]Ozdock[S] 0 points1 point ago

Amurrcia

Time for throwaways: Ex-convicts of Reddit, what did you do to end up in prison/jail, and do you regret it? (Possible NSFW) by Bret16in AskReddit

[–]Ozdock 233 points234 points ago

A good ole simple possession of marijuana!

Personally, I didn't find county jail to be much of a problem. I could keep myself entertained for a good while, and few people are out to fuck with you. Most just want to do their time and get out. Hell, I even saw a few people I knew! But that says more about my circle of acquaintances than jail...

The problem with going to jail is definitely the collateral damage on the family life. The parents weren't to fond of the idea of their son in jail. In that respect, I do regret it.

However, if I didn't have anyone holding me accountable, jail would have just been another entertaining story to tell.

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Reddit, my roommates are moving out in a few weeks, and my name is going on the lease! What does this entail for me? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by Ozdock to AskReddit

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Reddit, 6 more months on my lease before I finally move out of my hometown! What are some small things I can start doing now to make me a better person at the end of this 6 months? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by Ozdock to AskReddit

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What's your favorite Netflix or HBOgo programming? (self.trees)

submitted ago by Ozdock to trees

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Reddit, I just starting waiting tables at a fine dining restaurant and I'd like to know, what are the small things you really appreciate your waiter doing? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by Ozdock to AskReddit

Best dad ever getting breakfast with his sons this morning. by afbaxter7in pics

[–]Ozdock 5 points6 points ago

There's the smile I needed before work. Thanks!

What joke regarding your career have you heard too many times? by hotelninjain AskReddit

[–]Ozdock 0 points1 point ago

Clearing an empty plate -

"How was everything for you this evening?"

"It was horrible, can't you tell!?"

OHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOH must get that one three times a night. Real original sir.

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Just bought Left 4 Dead 2, anyone down for a campaign run? (self.gaming)

submitted ago by Ozdock to gaming

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Reposting where it counts! I may have smooth talked my way into a threesome. How do I keep everyone happy? (self.sex)

submitted ago by Ozdock to sex

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Reddit, I may have just smooth talked my way into a threesome tonight. MFF. How do I make it awesome for everyone? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by Ozdock to AskReddit

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I lost 50 pounds cycling to and from work this past year, and I finally joined a gym today! Where do I start? (self.Fitness)

submitted ago by Ozdock to Fitness

Psychedelics have an overwhelming scientific merit in regard to therapeutic qualities associated with problems in human cognition and even substance abuse. by Fractal_Elfin science

[–]Ozdock 0 points1 point ago

There's a swell book on the effects and uses of psychedelics called "Psychedelic Information Theory - Shamanism in the Age of Reason."

A lot of it is theory, but it is a fascinating read if you have an interest in the topic at hand.

How my roommate pays me his share of the rent by ItsRyanNotRynein funny

[–]Ozdock 0 points1 point ago

Cheap as fuck! It's 900 for a 2br 1bath here..

Reddit, What is your philosophy on life… in one sentence? by ciacciojonin AskReddit

[–]Ozdock 0 points1 point ago

"The secret to the good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge."

It makes sense

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So, I think I did alright on my first date ever... (imgur.com)

submitted ago by Ozdock to pics

What is the worst experience you had with a teacher? by smififtyin AskReddit

[–]Ozdock 0 points1 point ago

I can't keep reading these because my faith in the public and private education system keeps rapidly dwindling with every comment I read.

I just wanna join the PTA and go yell at people now.

You know that team-building game, "Two Truths and a Lie"? What is the one truth about yourself that people always think is the lie? by CrimsonMedin AskReddit

[–]Ozdock 0 points1 point ago

I won the regional science fair my sophomore year of high school and took a free week long trip to the ISEF in Albuquerque.

Our little staph cultures didn't stack up well against the competition. One of the judges accused us of stealing another competitors ideas from a prior year. lol.

How bad was your roommate? by jaslowin AskReddit

[–]Ozdock 2 points3 points ago

Sit him down and explain to him what is expected of him as a roommate in the real world.

And make sure if he knows he's out if can can't maintain basic sanitary conditions. He'll either learn the hard way or the easy way.

Shitting dick nipples? Let's go a step further. by Spectruslolin WTF

[–]Ozdock 0 points1 point ago

Definitely SFW

NSFW This is what your head looks like if a chain saw's belt broke mid rotation and slapped you in the face. NSFW by Lizsilverhammerin WTF

[–]Ozdock 36 points37 points ago

So here I am, at a [7], just clicking through the NSFW tags for boobs...

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