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Truth or Dare? by OuchoGrouchoin OGTruthorDare

[–]OuchoGroucho[S] 0 points1 point ago

Would you rather have a sexual experience with a lawn gnome or lose all the toes on your right foot?

I just got fired for browsing reddit, how many of you have gone through the same, or similar situation by ugly_fcukin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 2 points3 points ago

and then fired. DAMNIT! NOT AGAIN!

I just got fired for browsing reddit, how many of you have gone through the same, or similar situation by ugly_fcukin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 1 point2 points ago

I just got rehired.

I just got fired for browsing reddit, how many of you have gone through the same, or similar situation by ugly_fcukin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 1 point2 points ago

Haha! SUCKER!

I just got fired for browsing reddit, how many of you have gone through the same, or similar situation by ugly_fcukin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 1 point2 points ago

This really worked out!

I just got fired for browsing reddit, how many of you have gone through the same, or similar situation by ugly_fcukin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 4 points5 points ago

I just got fired.

I just got fired for browsing reddit, how many of you have gone through the same, or similar situation by ugly_fcukin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 4 points5 points ago

I'll never get fired.

How to live peacefully with white people? by coleman54in AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS THE POLICE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

Basic Question-Whats you favorite food? by Lostwanderer91in AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 2 points3 points ago

Basic answer-

5 LET S = 0

10 MAT INPUT V

20 LET N = NUM

30 IF N = 0 THEN 99

40 FOR I = 1 TO N

45 LET S = S + V(I)

50 NEXT I

60 PRINT S/N

70 GO TO 5

99 END

What is something hilarious that a family member has said to you during a family gathering? by The_Mad_Pencilin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 1 point2 points ago

Once Grandpa Lou called me a "Faggot" while I was sucking his dick.

Am I the only guy on the planet that owns a pair of Leslie DVX speakers? by SunriseThunderboyin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 1 point2 points ago

No.

Am I the only guy on the planet that owns a pair of Leslie DVX speakers? by SunriseThunderboyin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 1 point2 points ago

No.

What's the funniest freudian slip you've ever said/heard anyone say? by computerglitchin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 8 points9 points ago

Instead of saying "I love you" my dad would say, "YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!" ...

What is greatness? by donkiin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 0 points1 point ago

The understanding of one's true self. The ability of free thought and pure expression. Greatness can't be defined, can't be measured, it only can be accepted. One day you will look back at your life and realize the meaning of true greatness, is you.

I have the worlds shittiest neighbour; we share a living room wall so there's either COD or Nickelback blasting into my apartment so loud he broke my Mr. Spock action figure. Help? by DedicatedReckonerin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 2 points3 points ago

ARGGHHHH! I'M SOOO ANGRY!

Would it be illegal to get my indoor cat a feeder mouse? by HumanitiesHazein AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 1 point2 points ago

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

"The hunger games" MOUSE EDITION

Is it true that you are more likely to recollect drunk memories at a later time when also drunk? by Bob-8in AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 0 points1 point ago*

Yes. When you drink beer, the alcohol, specifically the glucose that is in the hops, send burst signals known as reciplets to the frontal cortex, right cerebellum hemisphere allowing for stored information and only when you drink can you recollected the reciplets dithoides.

EDIT: I'm a doctor.

If you have thin blood, will weed effect you more? by yoloisgayin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 1 point2 points ago

MY BLOOD'S JUST BIG BONED!

What are your irrational fears? by duckwizzlein AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 2 points3 points ago

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Hey Reddit, What do you think I should include in my cover letter/resume by Mexican_Jesusin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS A ROBBERY!

Having problems with a dog I'm sitting. by Personaltain AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 1 point2 points ago

Get off of him.

I really want a dog and I need help by awesomepossum212in AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 0 points1 point ago

The old "I don't know what karma is, so that's not why I want it" trick...

Also, self posts get zero karma for upvotes.

What is the laziest move you have ever pulled? by roboticmumblemanin AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 5 points6 points ago

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When you see it! by chopdersin pics

[–]OuchoGroucho 0 points1 point ago

Damnit.

I thought this was a "Look who I met today!" Now usually on those types of post, I never know who the hell it is. I clicked this and immediately thought I finally know who this one is, my losing streak is finally over, for without a doubt that's: Russell Simmons. I then reREAD the title and realized it was not and that I'm just racist.

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Why do we sleep? by Sakrowein AskReddit

[–]OuchoGroucho 2 points3 points ago

To make the screaming stop. I just want the screaming to stop.

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