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Violent arrest of teenage girl videotaped at Fashion Valley mall by viddyin sandiego

[–]Oni_Kami 1 point2 points ago

No, but when there's a risk of someone being convicted of a crime, it's not worth it to risk them running away. Even if they left a bruise, they successfully got the person into custody instead of having to spend thousands of tax dollars hunting down some 14 year old girl.

Pretty sure my sister is dating a tool by steelginain pics

[–]Oni_Kami 0 points1 point ago

WC... Water Closet... He looks like shit... He's representing the bathroom! I like this guy, because I like bathrooms. Cool kid.

Violent arrest of teenage girl videotaped at Fashion Valley mall by viddyin sandiego

[–]Oni_Kami 1 point2 points ago

So that gives her a valid reason for trying to run away?

Violent arrest of teenage girl videotaped at Fashion Valley mall by viddyin sandiego

[–]Oni_Kami 1 point2 points ago

I agree that age should be considered when determining how responsible they are for their actions, however, I think 14 is old enough for her to be fully responsible for her attempt at stealing a pair of $150.00 cuff links.

Violent arrest of teenage girl videotaped at Fashion Valley mall by viddyin sandiego

[–]Oni_Kami 5 points6 points ago

They always say "I'm not resisting, you're hurting me!" as an attempt to get the officer(s) to loosen their grip(s) so that they can try to escape. It's not something that can be taken as lightly as "Oh I'm hurting you? I'm sorry, I'll let go." It's not like a couple of friends wrestling on the grass or something. It's a (large) teenage girl, who had attempted to steal an item totaling the value of $150.00, trying to get away.

Also, twisting and turning in discomfort is one thing, but at one point in the video, she's up on her feet, and trying to actually run away (to the left) while they hold her back.

Uh...thanks Grandma by Se7en_Sinnerin funny

[–]Oni_Kami 1 point2 points ago

I can verb or noun whatever noun or verb I want AND I SAY FUCK TO THE CONSEQUENCES!

Holy shit! by misterBNGin gaming

[–]Oni_Kami 0 points1 point ago

Did you know that not all of DidYouKnowGaming's facts aren't actually facts?

The guys at r/zelda suggested I post this here too. My masterpiece. [Rainmeter] by Camtendoin gaming

[–]Oni_Kami 1 point2 points ago

Did you skin your lock screen at all?

The history of Reddit (info-graphic) by GriftyGrifterin funny

[–]Oni_Kami 5 points6 points ago

Here's an old comic that explains it well.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Every Apple thread on /g/ by NorrisOBEin 4chan

[–]Oni_Kami -1 points0 points ago

FINALLY! Somebody FINALLY gets it.

i see your YOLO tattoo too... by Cynrin WTF

[–]Oni_Kami 0 points1 point ago

I'd rather have that tattoo'd all over my body than have a single "YOLO" related tattoo.

Found this on Stumbleupon. My word! by xenokillain cableporn

[–]Oni_Kami 0 points1 point ago

Well I don't know about longer, but I initially thought it was half as high as it appears, with a reflective floor.

P...P..Patrick? by ironpandasin WTF

[–]Oni_Kami 3 points4 points ago

When I saw the title, I thought it was going to be a Lady Gaga joke.

All of her songs have stuttering...

  • P-P-P-Poker face
  • T-T-T-T-T-Telephone
  • Ale-Alejandro
  • etc...

*Amazing*... Lion lives with family (look at the very last image too!) by dragonworthyin pics

[–]Oni_Kami 0 points1 point ago

Lions are actually surprisingly friendly if you're not invading their territory, or catching them at dinner time. Most wild cats are even. Cheetahs for example are easier to tame and train than most (if not all) dogs.

Bring your kid to work day {NSFW] by dummystupidin WTF

[–]Oni_Kami 7 points8 points ago

I never knew you could put tables into comments... Thank you :)

The Best Google Search Results Easter Eggs and Tricks (Fun Stuff) by dmporter74in google

[–]Oni_Kami 4 points5 points ago

This is SOOOOOO stupid! First of all, most of the things are just him going to external websites inspired by google THAT DON'T EVEN WORK ANYMORE! When you click "I'm Feeling Lucky" you're just going to the first result, you're not activating some secret Google trick, so most of the things like "lol limewire" are just things around the internet that have nothing to do with google, are not easter eggs, or tricks, or anything. This video is a complete waste of time.

How did THIS guy get the job? (NSFW) by hoffnutsisdopein WTF

[–]Oni_Kami 4 points5 points ago

I forgot the account name, but there was a screenshot of a troll account on the front page recently, 2 days, -400-something karma. It was an impressive feat.

TL;DR: "Just started" is never an excuse :P

9Gags '4Chan Raid Plans' seem very diabolical. (xPost from /4chan) by KingNickin funny

[–]Oni_Kami 0 points1 point ago

Ohhhh, well yeah, there's that too.

9Gags '4Chan Raid Plans' seem very diabolical. (xPost from /4chan) by KingNickin funny

[–]Oni_Kami 0 points1 point ago

No, a whole mountain of delicious, perfectly cooked, crispy bacon, with an extra side of bacon.

I mean come on, did you even look at the picture? Those are all things that 4chan loves.

9Gags '4Chan Raid Plans' seem very diabolical. (xPost from /4chan) by KingNickin funny

[–]Oni_Kami 2 points3 points ago

I've never laughed so hard in my life. This is like getting revenge on a bear for attacking you by giving it bacon.

are guy bathrooms like this too? by slex_in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Oni_Kami 0 points1 point ago

Back in high school, I was head of the A/V department, and thus was at school after hours till pretty late at night working on various things. Because of this, I became good friends with the custodial and security staff. Well according to the custodial staff, the girls bathrooms are worse 100% of the time. They literally drew straws to see who would have to clean the girls bathroom each night because nobody ever wanted to go in there.

Mii plaza accomplishments? by bilbo_swagginsin 3DS

[–]Oni_Kami -5 points-4 points ago

I think we should earn Karma for these accomplishments... >.>

Reddit, how can I get rid of my crazy flatmate? by flat_hell_throwawayin AskReddit

[–]Oni_Kami 0 points1 point ago

Just start pooping in the sink from now on.

LAX, you better look like this after renovations! by antman100in LosAngeles

[–]Oni_Kami 3 points4 points ago

I love San Jose airport, it's the best airport I've ever been to. I guarantee you LAX will still look like shit when it's done. Sad but true.

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