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What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]OniTan 0 points1 point ago

Bonus points to anyone who can find the photoshoot this was from so we can compare.

To anyone 14 years old or younger... by L0ngp1nkin pokemon

[–]OniTan 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel, bro. I Got Pokemon Red and Blue on release day in 1998.

Sifu Kisu, the martial arts director from A:TLA and LoK just reblogged this. by TheSPillowin TheLastAirbender

[–]OniTan 0 points1 point ago

I meant the movie Sokka and Katara, sort of spoofing the racebending controversy.

A student drew Zeal on my whiteboard. by Georgeasaurusin gaming

[–]OniTan 0 points1 point ago

This is Zeal Palace, the center of the Kingdom of Zeal. That makes THIS the center of the universe.

Sifu Kisu, the martial arts director from A:TLA and LoK just reblogged this. by TheSPillowin TheLastAirbender

[–]OniTan 25 points26 points ago

I remember reading in an interview that Mike and Bryan totally disavowed it and don't want to talk about it. The Ember Island Players was better than the movie.

It would actually be so genius if they did an episode like that again where Korra and the gang go to a 1920s movie theater and see a movie based off The Last Airbender, with the characters mentioning all the criticisms from fans. "Why are Katara and Sokka so pale? The picture looks all grainy. Boy, that scene went fast. What's going on?"

Did we run out of things to talk about? by annibooin montreal

[–]OniTan 0 points1 point ago

The BBQ at my friend's house is near De L'Eglise, so I'll be in the same area. PM me the address.

Did we run out of things to talk about? by annibooin montreal

[–]OniTan 0 points1 point ago

Well, I'm also completely broke and mooching off my parents! :D I looked for a summer job, but didn't get any callbacks. So, it's just a summer of relaxing and self improvement. Work on the body, work on the mind. Kick em when they're up, kick em when they're down. The only things I have planned are a BBQ at my Redditor friend's house on Saturday and the Global Reddit Meetup Day in June. What kind of work do you do? By the way, wanna come to a BBQ?

Did we run out of things to talk about? by annibooin montreal

[–]OniTan 0 points1 point ago

I'm on summer vacation from school, spending my summer days basking in the sun and enjoying mindless entertainment (reddit, video games, funny videos, etc.) until next semester. I work out 3 days a week in my basement gym. I like to learn new things on the internet. I'm hoping to get creative and make a funny video or something, and do some reading and other stuff that I've been putting off. I'll start swimming in the local quarry in my town when it gets warmer. I enjoy the simple things in life like good food, and I like to laugh and have fun. I also have a cat.

Wonka you heartless bastard. by Mordekai99in AdviceAnimals

[–]OniTan 4 points5 points ago

Grunka lunka dunkady dyin. That's the end of Bad Luck Brian!

Nude protest May 22 in front of Hydro Quebec - didn't see that on CBC! by shagetzin montreal

[–]OniTan 2 points3 points ago

More like a crowd of clothed people gather around to watch 2 naked chicks.

Russia is concerned about the violation of the rights of protestors in Canada. LOLZ. by jawndiseasein montreal

[–]OniTan 2 points3 points ago

All countries do that. They blame their rivals for human rights violations to mitigate their own. Throwing stones in glass houses and all that.

Should I cancel my trip to Montreal this weekend because of the protests? by ReesesForBreakfastin montreal

[–]OniTan 3 points4 points ago

"Well, that's an interesting question. I think that you should plan ahead and..."

"Never mind that, I just had Resses for breakfast!"

"Reeses, for breakfast?!"

"Resses puffs cereal! They're part of a nutritious breakfast."

Never saw it coming... by Girolmaoin pokemon

[–]OniTan 38 points39 points ago

The worst part is, he already knew what your name was and if you were a boy or a girl.

The biggest goof in Jurassic Park. by DreadnaughtHamsterin movies

[–]OniTan 0 points1 point ago

Maybe the cliff was originally supposed to be on the other side of the road than the T Rex pen but they screwed it up. Then they said fuck it just leave it in.

I loved Varys' little tidbit about the Summer Isles by CleverLannin gameofthrones

[–]OniTan 1 point2 points ago

Little titbit.

The Great Gatsby - Official Trailer by Pigs_On_The_Wingin videos

[–]OniTan 0 points1 point ago

Next up, Catcher in The Rye the movie.

Guy gets his revenge time after being ganged up! by midnitebrin JusticePorn

[–]OniTan 2 points3 points ago

This video is kind of confusing so I thought I'd transcribe it step by step.

  1. Video opens with red shorts being chased by jeans and white shorts, and their girlfriends. He trips over a garbage can and gets taken down and beaten on by all 4 of them. Bystanders watch and cheer them on.

  2. At 0:27 tan shorts, apparently a bystander who sees this injustice and decides to even the odds, kicks white shorts in the head, then punches jeans if the head, punches white shorts in the head, and punches and kicks jeans in the head.

  3. At 0:34 red shorts gets up and punches jeans in the face, then runs off.

  4. At 0:39 tan shorts scraps with jeans, kicking him in the chest then taunting him.

  5. At 0:49 red shorts comes back and punches jeans in the face then retreats.

  6. At 0:53 tan shorts comes back and kicks jeans in the back, knocking him to the ground then retreating.

  7. At 0:57, white shorts gets up and grapples with tan shorts, but the conflict is quickly broken up by red hat, who is another bystander who then yells "One fuckin person!"

  8. At 1:03 white shorts collapses to the ground and red shorts comes back yet again and kicks white shorts in the face. Black tank top, another bystander, pushes him away and he runs off.

  9. At 1:10 red hat, black tank top, and several other bystanders stand around white shorts and jeans to ensure that no one tries to attack them again. A bystander, possibly the man filming, repeatedly claims that "5 against 1 is not cool."

First experience getting laid. by HaveANiceDay243in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]OniTan 1 point2 points ago

Lays new guerrilla advertising campaign is really inappropriate.

Every summer, same problem by EmilBondein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]OniTan 1 point2 points ago

Just sleep with a cool sheet.

China's '4D' roller coaster: The scariest two minutes of your life by vajavin offbeat

[–]OniTan 1 point2 points ago

Not so much 4D as upside down, which is quite 3D.

Fun family activities/ Activités familiales by littlemissbagelin montreal

[–]OniTan -4 points-3 points ago

Go get some bagels, little miss bagel.

2 Fighter jets over NDG by BradTheQuebecerin montreal

[–]OniTan 1 point2 points ago

Redditor for 4 days.

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