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How I Imagine Australia After I've Been Browsing Reddit For A Year Or So: by OreoDrinkerin WTF

[–]OneSalientOversight 0 points1 point ago

In Australia, the giant spiders are also giant spiders.

Two Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members in handcuffs, facing wall showing designs on back jackets in Los Angeles, Calif. 1964 [750 x 750] by artmanin HistoryPorn

[–]OneSalientOversight 0 points1 point ago

I've got the south in my veins

But California in my mouth

And that's the simple reason

Why I'm leaving the south

Me and this girl and she's so foxy

And we're heading to San Bernardino...

An Australian, an American and a New Zealander are enjoying some beer in Saudi Arabia.. (X-Post from /r/jokes) by Maddness53in newzealand

[–]OneSalientOversight 6 points7 points ago

I'm an Australian. I live in Australia. We don't notice New Zealanders at all. In fact, what am I doing here?

Fred Nile in NSW Upper House: Australia is not a secular, but a Christian nation by ImNotJesusin australia

[–]OneSalientOversight 35 points36 points ago

Our nation is Christian because our laws are based on the moral code of the Bible—the Ten Commandments.

Okay, I'm a Christian, and Fred doesn't know what he's talking about here.

Of the Ten Commandments, which ones are actually codified in Australian law?

  • You shall have no other gods before me - since when has Australia ever legislated against people who don't believe in the Christian deity?

  • No graven images - nope, no law against that.

  • Do not take the Lord's name in vain - I suppose there were blasphemy laws at one point but they are actually different. No laws against anyone poking fun at Christianity that I know of.

  • Remember the Sabbath Day - Sunday trading has been around for a long time. Moreover even when businesses were closed on a Sunday it wasn't exactly criminal law. And even more - when did the police ever arrest someone for doing "work" on a Sunday (eg mending their house, cooking dinner, etc)

  • Honour your father and mother - nope, no law against hating your parents.

  • You shall not kill - Yes. That one is there.

  • You shall not commit adultery - I can't remember a time when adultery laws were around. Certainly as far back as the sixties there was societal pressures against being promiscuous but no laws afaik.

  • You shall not steal - Yes. That's two.

  • You shall not bear false witness - Yes, that's three. The Bible here is not so much talking about lying but about perjury, and that is certainly illegal.

  • You shall not covet - laws against greed? Where?

So that's 3/10 of the commandments that Australia has codified in law. Hardly what you'd assume to be a "Christian nation"

NSW scraps registration stickers, following WA & SA by flashmanin australia

[–]OneSalientOversight 5 points6 points ago

You want more? As much as I embrace much of what could be classed as leftist policy, and despite opposing Australia's involvement in the invasion of Iraq, I believe that Australia's public finances were well managed by John Howard and Peter Costello.

Apocalypse Soon: Has Civilization Passed the Environmental Point of No Return? by camilstoenescuin science

[–]OneSalientOversight 1 point2 points ago

True. However the question is whether the collapse will be sudden or whether it will take time.

A sudden collapse of population would lead to a worse outcome. If the collapse took, say, 20-30 years, there would probably be time for essential production to be more localised.

NSW scraps registration stickers, following WA & SA by flashmanin australia

[–]OneSalientOversight 7 points8 points ago

Another common-sense surprise from the O"Farrell government. I'm getting to like these conservatives. A little bit.

Just starting my shift and my Police Dog, Max decides to investigate my dinner. by Dawggyin Pets

[–]OneSalientOversight 5 points6 points ago

That's where it starts. All hard drug users used sodium chloride before getting onto the bad stuff.

Apocalypse Soon: Has Civilization Passed the Environmental Point of No Return? by camilstoenescuin science

[–]OneSalientOversight 0 points1 point ago

It would be a TEOTWAWKI in much the same way as the black death was in Europe during the Middle Ages.

I've just been made captain for our town's 1st XI - does anyone have any advice for a young skipper? by Aethelstanin Cricket

[–]OneSalientOversight 0 points1 point ago

That happened in one match I played about 6-7 years ago. Some members of the other team were drunk. Unfortunately one of the drunk guys ended up being the umpire, and was completely at sea during a run-out in which one of his players was about 3 metres out of the crease. He wasn't looking (because he was distracted and drunk) so he gave the player not out. Our guys were obviously incensed because not only was he not umpiring properly but he also made a decision that was very much in his own team's favour. Fortunately our captain calmed us down, we stopped protesting and complaining (the batter didn't walk either) and just accepted the fact that the guy made a stupid mistake that he was regretting.

The fact that we were winning the match at the time sort of helped us as well.

I've just been made captain for our town's 1st XI - does anyone have any advice for a young skipper? by Aethelstanin Cricket

[–]OneSalientOversight 0 points1 point ago

This may be long and sound like there is no point, but trust me and keep reading.

I love cricket but I really sucked at playing it.

I did get back into cricket about 6 years ago (when I was 37, I'm now 43) and I played some games at the lowest end of the spectrum and was probably one of the worst players there. Basically I couldn't bat and couldn't bowl. My fielding wasn't wonderful either but it was the best of of my very limited skill set.

Of the three skills that I had, fielding was the one which I could improve on quickest. Being a better batter would've required long periods in the net in front of a bowling machine and have someone there advising me and, at 37, the amount of input that I would get would be limited. As for bowling, I needed to learn fairly basic skills like being able to actually pitch the ball in line with the stumps and at a length so it it doesn't get to the batter as a full toss. I also needed pace. As a result my bowling was basically slow full tosses that would be called wide if they weren't being hit for six.

So as a result of my limited skills, I tended not to bowl and usually came in to bat at 10 or 11. My age also restricted my fielding positions somewhat, so I was never in the slips and was rarely in the outfield. They pretty much put me in a place where I could be trusted to at least attempt to stop a ball heading in my direction.

As I played I noticed that fielding was actually a very important facet of the game. At the lowest level of cricket, wicket-keepers and slips fieldsmen would often drop catches or let balls through. Fumbles were common. Balls hit high would more often than not be dropped by outfielders than caught - and when they were caught it was like "wow that guy caught that really well".

Of all the skills required in cricket, I would argue that, at the lowest level, the one that can be improved upon most by the team is its fielding.

Regardless of the strength of your team's batting and bowling, at the lowest level of cricket I honestly believe that fielding can often be the difference between winning and losing a match.

So if I were you, or at least if I had your position, I would focus on fielding drills. Make it repetitive. Each fielder should be making dozens of catches in a training session. Catching dozens of skied balls or nicks in slips during training for each person will get them used to catching. Get them used to picking up balls hit along the ground near them so they know how to stop it and return it to the wicket-keeper. This repetition will become important when, during a match, a fielder takes a catch or stops a ball.

If you can trust your players to field well for its level in cricket you're probably guaranteed, at the very worst, a middle position in the league your team plays in. A team of untalented hasbeen batters and bowlers they might be, but if you take the time to increase their fielding skillset you will become a force to be reckoned with.

Oort Cloud by cybrbeastin wikipedia

[–]OneSalientOversight 0 points1 point ago

What really blows my mind is that there are probably Oort clouds around every single star.

Apocalypse Soon: Has Civilization Passed the Environmental Point of No Return? by camilstoenescuin science

[–]OneSalientOversight 5 points6 points ago

ie Billions will die but it won't be the end of the world. Seriously.

Another supporter owned "phoenix" club joins the English League system: AFC Croydon Athletic by OneSalientOversightin soccer

[–]OneSalientOversight[S] 1 point2 points ago

The club was once owned by Mazhar Majeed, the guy who was involved in fixing the Test match between England and Pakistan in 2010 and was caught by a News Of The World undercover sting.

After he went to jail the club went into liquidation. Fans, however, have restarted it. They'll be competing in the Combined Counties League, Division One (Level 10 / Step 6) in 2012-2013.

They join AFC Rushden & Diamonds in starting anew next season.

There are now 27 clubs in the League system owned by fans. When AFC Wimbledon started up ten years ago, there were only three.

Advice regarding Age of Consent by NotAGoodManAtAllin legal

[–]OneSalientOversight -10 points-9 points ago

Admit your crime to the police. When you go to trial, your admission will likely lessen the sentence.

EDIT: Should a person ever admit a crime? If he murdered someone and admitted it on Reddit would you tell him to keep that secret to the grave?

0 fucks given, A day after the Japan tsunami a father and son make the best of it. by Microsofttin pics

[–]OneSalientOversight 0 points1 point ago

Not shown: Nuclear reactor to right of picture

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