Whats the most fucked up game your friends play?

GoodLuckLetsFuck · 2012-05-24T04:02:27.664319+00:00

In junior high, my friends and I made up a game we called Ninja. Basically we all slept over at a friends house, snuck out late at night, and pretended to be ninjas. We went to the busiest streets near our house, and the goal was to get from A to B without being seen by cars driving past or pedestrians. We eventually got pretty good, but it led to SUCH strange shit. Hiding on roofs, hiding under parked cars, getting punched by a lady walking home, I almost broke my ankle jumping into a drainage pipe to avoid a group of 2 Walkers, and one time when I wasnt playing, my friends game of Ninja became a game of Avoid the 3 Cop Cars Trying To Find you.

In highschool, we took this one step further with a game called Camp Auschwitz. Yeah, we weren't the most politically correct kids. Near our house there is a massive square of project housing, probably 6 blocks by 6 blocks of apartment/house style low income housing with parking lots, play grounds, a convenience store, etc. We used to go there late at night, in the middle of the freezing cold Minnesota winters (Im talking 10 degrees out, if not colder) in pants and a t shirt and pretend we were escaping from a Nazi camp. We had to keep running constantly to stay warm, and sometimes our friends were the "guards" with warm coats, flash lights, and airsoft guns.

Fuck I miss being little.

WOMBAT_in_COMBAT · 1 day

Slug is my vote for best story teller, no contest.

ambrosiaceae · 2 days

if I was on that much lsd FUCK going to a hospital, I would trip balls. no. drive me home son.

syuk · 3 days

Because US politics is hugely influenced by the Israeli lobby, Obama himself said his presidency would not have happened without support from Israel iirc

LifeofaLorax · 3 days

Senior year. Soak bread chunks in Nyquil. Find ducks. Wait several minutes, acquire sleeping ducks. Bring to school, recieve absolute fucking mayhem.

You_Are_A_Bitch · 3 days

Dude you will love the board. I bought mine when I was 14 or 15 and road it all through highschool and college (edit: owned it for 5 years), Ive ridden plenty of longboards and this is the ONLY one that felt like an organic extension of my feet onto the road. One day a Jeep knocked me off my baby and shattered it into pieces, I kept the pieces and painted a picture of a zombie girl wearing a loaded shirt on it. I havnt bought a board since but Im real tempted by the Tan Tien

Basqueinmyzakism · 3 days

the joys of the job eh? I work in a woodshop and I havnt had to pay for a pipe, shelf, or gift in 2 years haha

KrishanuAR · 3 days

Silly you, us Americans are a much better judge of who is best to lead your country.

cjknjkn · 6 days

Kisses on the neck. Yeah buddy.

Occidentalist · 6 days

Cases such as this happen every day in the US. Its sad, and its shitty. Humans are shitty. Honest question can anyone explain to me why this particular case has gotten so much attention? I don't understand it. I dont mean to offend anyone. Why does this matter more than any other case of a similar crime?

privatejoker · 6 days

Yeah, not gonna lie most of what I read on this subreddit I assume is mostly coincidence, exaggeration, and hopeful paranoia with a little bit of accuracy included. This story on the other hand fucking screams shady to me. Literally every detail about it I have read.

privatejoker · 7 days

Its possible he has, if anyone has the power to make sure something doesn't appear on the internet it is the US government and its corporate spokespersons.

MrDong · 8 days

Holy shit that was long...sorry, it brought back memories. TLDR when shit hits the fan, stay the FUCK away from where any police forces will be.

My friends pics from facebook (its an album): https://imgur.com/rcvUU,WdmQK,Gy9mL,Uy7Nb

Google images...you may remember this diner from The Mighty Ducks

http://www.minnesotaindependent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/picture-13.png http://nigelparry.com/enginefiles/uploads/mickeys-diner-police.jpg

MrDong · 8 days

I grew up in the Twin Cities, and I was one of the "kids going to the concert" they were talking about (the Take Back Labor Day show on Harriet Island, one of the best concerts I went to throughout highschool http://morecowbell.net/2008/08/take-back-labor-day-festival/) and this video does not even do it justice. At one point a man in the crowd behind me was talking about snipers--my friends and I overheard and started listening. Almost immediately we noticed the buildings on every bank of the river, on the roof, had men in position with rifles or binoculars. A friend of mine couldnt make it to the show because the entire bridge to the island was blocked by a line of police on horses.

And this was nothing. A few "anarchists" had gotten into some shenanigans throughout the week, and the police were on high alert. My dad took me to the Rage Against the Machine concert that was in downtown Mpls, specifically timed to protest the Republican National Convention. When we left, there were more police than I have EVER seen, and ever HOPE to see--and Ive been to both Oakland and San Francisco marches, rallies, and Occupy protests. There was an entire stadium full of (so far) peaceful metalheads and the like...an entire STADIUM, and there was probably 1 officer for every 2 concertgoers when we walked outside. At least 200 cops with batons riding massive fucking war horses. Stormtroopers with LTL rifles, gas canisters and batons lined not only the side walks but the boulevards too. I was scared as hell. I remember my sister telling me stories of her friends going out with either heavy work gloves or lacrosse sticks, scooping up tear and smoke canisters and flinging them back at the police. I have pictures a friends brother took somewhere, Ill try to find them.

theragingkid · 12 days

Yeah homeless people around here tend to give -∞ fucks about traffic laws, i bet you see a lot of em in the ambulance. Also, for what its worth, lots of the "homeless rich kids" left home because of abuse, drug use, others drug use, or a combination of the 3 (source: good friends with lots of the Haight krust kids). While some of them are from rich, well more middleclass, families many are not. I mean no racism here but I think its because theyre often white, and people see white 19 year olds living homeless and assume they must be lazy, or there by choice.

theragingkid · 13 days

Many of the most interesting people Ive met in San Francisco are homeless. If you dont include the crazies, you can be almost certain to have an interesting conversation.

Funkyoupayme · 17 days

i fucking miss that. I fly back to the cities for the summer in 15 days, cant wait

ceramicista · 17 days

from left to right: hear no evil, see no evil, fuck i'm high

DreadyThai · 21 days

Fucking phenomenal man. Im in a printmaking course at uni right now and it gave me way more respect for the art once I realized how difficult it could be...I realize this is a senior thesis but it just makes me feel bad about my own prints ha

rupert12345 · 21 days

I lived in the Twin Cities for the first 19 years of my life. The cops used to confiscate our liquor AND our chaser when they caught kids drinking, then would let us go without a citation. This doesn't suprise me in the slightest.

Ellimis · 24 days

In situations like these I imagine the redditor smiling and thinking "finally, my time to shine!"

long_time_stalker · 24 days

Am I the only one incredibly happy people like this are out there? If Palmer reads this, we need more zeppelins in the world.

highlady420 · 24 days

Guys come on this is the internet you're not supposed to be rational.

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