TIL that in the original Sleeping Beauty story, “Prince Charming” rapes Sleeping Beauty and impregnates her, and it is the subsequent children that wake her by sucking on her finger.

Gunner08 · 1 day

How did she stay asleep during child birth.... and how did the children not die?

littleweseth · 3 days

But does it blow up as well?

aerotem · 10 days

Haha! That's hilarious!

Wait a minute.. That's the exact type of lawnmower I have!

Journalisto · 13 days

You farted in the french test? Wouldn't that be pretty hard to do on accident? Unless...

:(

funinsunhotdogbun · 18 days

Ageless Asian Syndrome. That person could be 30 for all we know.

moogle516 · 18 days

See how the world advanced from 1990 to 2010? That was only twenty years. 400 years from now is pretty much unimaginable. Who knows what we'll have? You might not even find yourself living on Earth.

moogle516 · 18 days

This is exactly why I'd rather be a commoner in 2400.

Also, whoever is obsessed with downvoting you for no reason needs to remember the pettiness factor is multiplied by a thousand when dealing with imaginary internet points.

allthewrongways · 18 days

Sorry for not cursing properly? I just don't curse. When I use replacement words I do it because they're less strong, not because I find them cute.

Literally no one has ever heard me curse. I just don't find it necessary. And by that I mean its rare I'll even say a replacement word. I can't even say a curse word, literally. Wont even read one.

I find it strange you get mad at someone for not cursing.

boop-boop-a-doop · 20 days

More practical portable NES

Cptn_Worchestershire · 1 month

Well, at least they can feel each other. If you know what I mean, eh?

If you don't, I mean they kind of have to.

TulipStreet · 1 month

He's probably madly in love with you and doesn't know how to deal with it. He probably goes home and wonders why you haven't swooned for him yet and tells himself he needs to try harder.

TulipStreet · 1 month

Hopefully they're scratching the skin and bone off his ankles.

Mr_Licky · 1 month

And eats it too!

Mr_Gentoo · 1 month

Does that work for comments?

I LIKE ZELDA. EA SUCKS! VALVE FORTYEVER BECAUSE TEN TIMES FOUR

Nuplex · 1 month

Well, that sounds like it was absolutely delightful!

iamSVEN · 1 month

This. It's just magical.

trololbaus · 1 month

Somehow this reminds me of Minecraft.

reddiNATEr · 1 month

Get out.

Subduction · 2 months

Not to be a Debbie Downer but...

I think the problem with this is that there aren't enough redditors to make this noticeable. It's not even a prank, just a kinda lame inside joke. I think reddit can do better for an April Fool prank.

thenameonthebox · 2 months

I have a fortune for you!-

It's coming...

I can almost see it...

Ah-hah!

I see divorce in your future.

GonzoVeritas · 2 months

What really worries me here is the number of people who clapped and cheered after he said that. Only a couple were like "What...?".

AMERICA

Nuplex

TROPHY CASE

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