Was saving this for cake day, but can't resist posting it

homogenius_solution · 4 days

First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out, because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me.

alllie · 4 days

Good thing I had absolutely no intention of sleeping tonight.

jumbleton · 5 days

I realize that this is the exception and not the rule, but if you can light your tap-water on fire, it's probably not healthy.

TheyCallMeTomSawyer · 5 days

And...I think I'll stay in the house today.

jumbleton · 5 days

I don't buy it. I'm not trying to be a tin-foil hat guy here, but I've tasted water in New York, Florida, Chicago, San Diego, and a couple others just to name a few. They all taste different. We're supposed to believe that water is pure, and clean, and has nothing in it that can harm us...it's simply not true.

jumbleton · 5 days

What gives it that taste?

jumbleton · 5 days

You're absolutely right.

jumbleton · 5 days

You just increased my "household disposables" budget by $10 a month. I hope you're, happy.

jumbleton · 5 days

You sound very convinced that it isn't bad for you.

jumbleton · 5 days

Wow. Cleaning a fan, not once, but TWICE a day...could you imagine that in the states? People would be dying left right and center of dust inhalation.

jumbleton · 5 days

I disagree. Having toured Europe I can say that the menu and portion sizes are VERY different. Also, the price. It blew me away. A value meal in Europe costs easily double what it does in the states. Also, their large sized soda was laughably small, and no refills. By comparison, I could have had Mc-Beer for cheaper, and much larger at that.

GaugeFOREVER · 8 days

Piss off Blizzard fans? Blizzard is the current target of their ire. Poking fun at it for the most part validates how they feel. Note that Eve Online has beaten everyone to the punch, and has a joke on their launcher today about it.

GaugeFOREVER · 8 days

It's not my game, I haven't bought it and probably won't.

GaugeFOREVER · 8 days

Er....why not? Is the Activision/Blizzard mafia of fanboys going to come and kneecap them? Lets face it, the games industry isn't exactly very cooperative with each other as it is.

HappyAssassin · 9 days

I thought that reading this would make me feel a little better about myself. You know, maybe I could point and laugh a little. Instead now I just want to kill myself.

GaugeFOREVER · 9 days

If the Max Payne guys had a blitz marketing team, they would be SO brilliant to take advantage of this and throw something out there like "While you're waiting for that other 'single player' game's servers to come up....check out a single player game you can play whenever you want.

agilecaveman · 9 days

Guys lets give Blizzard a break. It's not like Blizzard could have added a queue system. Also, this is their first game release. Ok, Now that I got the passive aggressive out of my system, I'll go back to hammering the server.

justrun7 · 10 days

IS IT THE SHOES?

dragonworthy · 10 days

That was berry entertaining, thank you all.

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