Attractive Guy Girl Advice

awesemo · 2012-05-24T20:09:53.412615+00:00

Fret not, men. Guys have the mysterious ability to date up. I'm a good bit overweight with decent good looks and I'm pretty funny. My girlfriend is pretty damn hot. I'm not the most polarizing case of "guy with girl seemingly out of his league," but when's the last time you've seen an ugly chick with a SUPER attractive guy? It's either a brother or gay best friend typically.

MadmanPoet · 2012-05-24T19:59:42.392116+00:00

And I'm almost certain you're wrong. I'm friends with several Sikh Indians who never cut their hair. Ever. For 25+ years. Two brothers have never cut their hair, but one's hair goes all the way down to his butt, the other's doesn't come down farther than his shoulders. Their father's is somewhere in the middle, and he's almost 60. Hair stops growing after a certain time. Luckily for us we're not like Saiyans, and once we cut it, it will grow back!

TRogow · 2 days

This. This is why I hope these character discussions turn out awesome. I came looking for specific arcs/series recommendations, and am thoroughly satisfied. Gonna start tearing through Immortal Iron Fist immediately. I love what Brubaker does!

NinjaRammus · 2 days

Well damn then. The whole mystery was pretty cool, and I've found out about who the Red She-Hulk is from reading other comics, which was pretty lame too. Anyone got any other Hulk arcs worth reading? I noticed there's a new Incredible Hulk circa 2011 or 2012, any good?

TRogow · 4 days

Rocket goddamn Raccoon.

TRogow · 4 days

BETA RAY BILL

TRogow · 4 days

YES. I'd love to learn more about cosmic characters. Nova, Star-Lord, BETA RAY BILL

cooldude565656 · 5 days

Tell her it's cool under the requirement that the only time she can sleep with other girls is when you're invited. Dude, you're so young. Please, for the love of myself and other men out there, have awesome threesomes with hot girls if possible. I know for a FACT I missed out on a threesome a while ago because I was hung up on another girl. She's long gone, I haven't seen her in years, and I loathe myself because I missed out on epic, freaky, story-worthy threesome action. What I mean is, if having threesomes or her wanting to sleep with other women fucks up the relationship, you'll live. You'll move on. You'll meet other girls. You're going to get older, and the chances of having another awesome threesome will plummet. Sure, the option is still out there, but have you seen those swinger/orgy pornos with real people, not paid actors? It's a far cry from the "10" you've got yourself right now. Do it man, please. Finger them both at the same time. Make them eat each other out while you fuck one of them. Revel in the glory of being a sexual god for those few sweet minutes while you're still young and have little to lose. I hope you read this. I hope you take my advice. I hope you have the time of your fucking life, and may the relationship work out for the best. Also, please be an OP that delivers later.

thegreatbrah · 5 days

Do I...Do I draw the penis?

NinjaRammus · 5 days

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

NinjaRammus · 5 days

Well, I'm drawn in right now because of all the plot twists and the big mystery of who the people behind the red Hulks are...however, it's almost like watching Lost with all the loose ends that don't get tied up, and everything is just a coverup for a bigger coverup.

TheMacMan · 8 days

It's even nicer when they don't charge more for older vintages. The owner of my local (and awesome) shop eats the taxes every year and keeps prices the same. We've got Drie Fonteinen Kriek going back to '05, J.W. Lees going back to '99, among others. Still, nice find! I've yet to have that--or any other--Alaskan brew.

whowantstoknow · 10 days

JAWS was rated PG, and I found it way scarier than Jurassic Park.

NinjaRammus · 1 month

Word. Yeah, I've never been concerned about developing habits or addiction, but I'm still in a weird transition where a lot of my friends still in college (with allowances and such) go out and party frequently so I find myself joining them...except I have work in the morning and they'll probably skip class.

NinjaRammus · 1 month

Thank you! Initially I was going to say this wasn't a sole monetary issue, but the related subreddits I've found through r/frugal have been very helpful.

NinjaRammus · 1 month

Sorry, maybe it wasn't clear, but a lot of this has to do with the fact that I AM doing it on my own. Gas, rent, food, etc... I'm all independent and living paycheck to paycheck.

NinjaRammus · 1 month

We get all of them! I like the number 6 porter a lot

NinjaRammus · 1 month

Ha! A difficult issue for sure. Do your best to spread the good word on quality beer!

NinjaRammus · 1 month

I'll post a bunch to my imgur later! I have beer scattered all over my house though. From the bottom of my closet "cellar" to the "will drink soon" beers cold in my fridge.

NinjaRammus · 1 month

dude, cherish your time in the states if you care about beer. Outside of traditional Belgian styles, sour beers, and English real ale, the states is known as the best place for beer in the world. We get better distribution than anyone else. One of my favorite foreign brewers, Mikkeller, sends almost every beer he makes to my bottle shop. I wouldn't have the knowledge or passion I do without the blessing of being able to try so many beers here.

NinjaRammus · 1 month

-I've always been a curious individual about the "best" of things. When I was young I would research video game mechanics and scour forum discussions on the best builds for WoW classes. I eventually did the same with beer and found the top beers of the world list on beeradvocate.com. When I realized I could find some of said beers in my local town, I tried as many as I could. It was downhill after that!

-as for drinking age, I'm a little torn. While under 21, I along with every other kid thought it was bullshit that we couldn't drink legally. However, looking back I realize how an what I drank were entirely different. Mr Boston vodka and kegs of miller high life. I cringe at the thought. Also, those years go by so fast you often find yourself laughing at how oppressed you thougt you were. If the legal drinking age was lowered, I'd want it to be so kids could learn proper social drinking and moderation earlier, not so that they could more easily get shitfaced. My mom was a big educator on that for me and let me drink at the house while in my later high school years. When I got to college, I was less tempted to make really bad decisions while drunk. I still got wasted with my friends, but I've never gotten a DUI, gotten into a fight, hurt anyone, or caused any kind of property damage--things a lot of kids do when they become overwhelmed with the more adult social scene they feel obligated to take part in.

NinjaRammus · 1 month

A wine expert is a sommelier, cicerones are strictly experts in the field of beer.

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