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Tell me about that one person that you hate. Why do you hate them? by molly_smilesin AskReddit

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

As a Dutch person, FUC-, I see your point.

Ah the memories of trying to beat this silly game by Voltmagnusin gaming

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

R/mylegoaccntfrm2002

Stretching in class by Canadiatorin AdviceAnimals

[–]Narwalsbacon 1 point2 points ago

I would make the meme but I'm on mobile so here goes; stretching in class Touches girls boobs

his body and blood by Shit-Barometerin WTF

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

Bro, that's the wrong zombie Jesus day.

Look who helped me out at a local chocolate store... by partyhard6969in funny

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping for a pic of OP with Willy Wonka. Damnnit

Does anyone support gay people and gay marriage 100%? by throwawaynaughtyin atheism

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

I support it 100%. Honestly I don't give a shit if I see a straight, gay or lesbian couple kissing or whatever.

I just opened a door into my face and gave myself a black eye. What are some embarrassing moments that nobody has been around to witness? (Possibly NSFW) by odd_metaphorin AskReddit

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

I had just gotten my iPod and I was excited as hell. I played that thing all the time and I loved it. I took it to school, I took it to bed, I had some great shots with that thing. Anyhow, after just having taken one of those amazingly relaxing craps I was playing again and attempting to walk into my room, I walk straight into the wall. I take a step backwards to see what hit me but my foot slipped on the first part of the stairs. You see where this is going. I promptly fall down the stairs, hitting my head on the railing. No blood, much pain. Never again.

I just opened a door into my face and gave myself a black eye. What are some embarrassing moments that nobody has been around to witness? (Possibly NSFW) by odd_metaphorin AskReddit

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

I have had this occur to me way too often. Many lies about 'water drinking accidents' were told

I visited a drive-through petting zoo this weekend. Shit got REAL. by jmcantrellin pics

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

The teeth in the back if his mouth would be perfect for a horror movie

Cats for sale by Chester_Copperpot_in funny

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

Calgary? I saw it too!

Found this on the desk of a 4th-grader. NSFW by Maxarcin WTF

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

Kinda embarrassing for me because it's Dutch.

Recycling bin by Narwalsbaconin pics

[–]Narwalsbacon[S] 1 point2 points ago

I miss it already...

Hey Reddit, after 2 years of indie development we finally finished our first game! What do you guys think? by genericpersonin gaming

[–]Narwalsbacon -1 points0 points ago

Great game, but would love to see even more levels. Love the gameplay though!

I hate the phrase "East meets West": what phrase grinds your gears? by boxedfoodin AskReddit

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

My bad. Oh God it is so false and careless.

What inspired your username? by Lecardin AskReddit

[–]Narwalsbacon -1 points0 points ago

I cant explain. It is a mere fact that narwals do in fact bacon.

I just bought a book about Vincent Van Gogh from this really old, dusty bookshop, and found this handwritten note from 1951 on the inside. Anyone care to attempt to translate it? by SolomanGrundyin AskReddit

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

Its definitly old Dutch, believe me. It says Hi, I have ___ your ...... And the rest is too messy.

What is the most frowned-upon thing that isn't technically illegal? by You_cowardin AskReddit

[–]Narwalsbacon 1 point2 points ago

Masturbating on a plane.

Are there any redditors who were born from incest? by vincent21212in AskReddit

[–]Narwalsbacon -1 points0 points ago

Masturbating on a plane.

People of Reddit: What is the stupidest thing you have ever heard? by Givewingstothegirlin AskReddit

[–]Narwalsbacon 0 points1 point ago

No, she came from the countryside and it was was apparently a joke her father always made but never explained as not true. Other than that she is actually pretty smart.

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