Today my girlfriend told me that she would never have kids with a guy with tattoos because she doesn't want her kids born with the tattoos of the father, as if they were passed genetically. What are some ridiculous science-related ridiculous misconceptions you've had the displeasure to observe?

oldspicerolldadice · 2012-05-24T23:06:02.091490+00:00

45 isn't "older."

So said the soon-to-be 43-year-old.

steelgina · 2012-05-23T20:18:06.749873-07:00

I planted bush beans in all four corners of my garden. I read that they fix the soil with nitrogen. Everything around them is thriving, man. Companion planting all the way!

xStealthClown · 1 day

"May come in useful?" Who the hell is in charge of their grammar?

JubeltheBear · 1 day

If your friend does it, it doesn't happen to him. He does it. The crude jokes aren't doing shit to him, he's telling lame-ass gay jokes.

Jimusey · 2 days

Former French language student here, and this is one of the misspellings that really annoys me. It is not "wallah." There is no such word as "wallah."

It is "Voilà!"

Otherwise, I second your suggestion for a Gene Simmons tongue sticking out.

SimplySausage · 2 days

My 3GS is doing A-Okay!

Verdauga · 2 days

This is fucking horrible. The year before I graduated, the graduating class' song was the Simple Minds' "Don't You Forget About Me." My graduating class' theme song that the majority of seniors chose was some lame instrumental love theme from a John Hughes film. Chosen over U2's "With or Without You," no less. And I thought that was bad. But, but, Drake? what the flying fuck?

Verdauga · 2 days

Or worse, Te-kwill-uh?

baldylox · 3 days

O'course!

baldylox · 3 days

Are MacNuggets the Scottish version of McNuggets?

baldylox · 3 days

I live in the South and hardly ever see that name.

thegrammarunicorn · 4 days

Believe it or not, some of them actually fall out. Like hell if I'm going to go fishing after a fallen tampon.

MyLittleButtercup · 4 days

Not always. I have a cochlear implant and I still cannot use the phone. It's not the same with everyone. I know another person who can use the phone just fine with hers. At least I can hook up my audio output to my iPhone and enjoy some music. Unfortunately, Aerosmith and Van Halen just sound like a vacuum cleaner to me now.

MyLittleButtercup · 4 days

I know many people like that. Bitches be bitches.

MyLittleButtercup · 4 days

It is relevant. I'm late deafened, lost my hearing gradually. People took advantage of me all the time. I dated a guy who actually called his out-of-state girlfriend all the time in my presence and I had no idea who he was talking to. I could hear him, but couldn't understand what he was saying. He told me it was his brother. Then one day, he was outside and his phone rang. Answering machine came on and I heard a girl's voice. I rewound the voicemail a few times and figured out what she said: she was calling to tell him happy anniversary.

He finally confessed. Family ignores me at dinners, so-called 'friends' have done shit to me behind my back right in front of me. So, yeah, being severely hearing impaired gives people ample opportunity to fuck with you.

dafunkmasta · 4 days

I agree. I just don't see how any man could find a hairless pubic area attractive. It makes her look like a child. If I were a man and dating her, I'd tell her to grow a little bush.

dafunkmasta · 4 days

My penis and I. You wouldn't say, "Me is most grateful," would you? So why would you say "Me and my penis are?"

Ok, rant over. For the record, my vagina is unimpressed.

rspix000 · 4 days

I think you're talking about governors. Daley isn't in prison.

Anonymooted · 7 days

I have my laptop's camera taped, too. You're not alone.

Anonymooted · 7 days

don't be so sure about that...

MyLittleButtercup

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