This is what happens when you get eliminated from Masterchef

circuseagle · 2012-05-24T21:20:18.901209+00:00

Yeah, for instance I hear an entry level Hungry Jacks position just opened up

Licks_eyeballs · 2012-05-24T21:07:38.465903+00:00

Forget the litany of groovy albums everyone else on this page has picked. It's all lies. THIS is what they really yearn to play when they get home. And why wouldn't you? It takes a few listens - well, several hundred - but stick with it, and you'll find the hypnotic, mantra-like repetition of Nickelback's Armoured-Personnel-Carrier rhythms, their lurching, wounded-buffalo melody lines, the relentlessly harsh digital processing of every single fibre within their sound palette all begins to weave feverish, hallucinatory patterns in your mind, like the best work of Can or Phillip Glass.

Licks_eyeballs · 2012-05-24T08:55:12.825546+00:00

Ron Hitler-Barassi from TISM getting hit in the face - while performing - by a cow pat thrown from the audience. A cow pat is cow poop, if you're wondering.

Nit0 · 2012-05-24T01:34:41.995055-07:00

That incredibly obvious and easy to spot guy?

Nit0 · 2012-05-24T08:32:44.334856+00:00

You've never been to a Gatsby party.

Licks_eyeballs · 2012-05-24T07:51:02.163105+00:00

Got off lighter than Ron from TISM who once famously copped a cow pat in the face

LordApocalyptica · 2012-05-24T07:36:05.816074+00:00

You know the shelves in closets up top, how they have that little lip? First thing I do is check behind there for a sticky-taped bundle filled with money. Why? Because I figure if I ever had a load of money and was moving out, I would leave some for the next owner to give them a secret helping hand.

napes22 · 2012-05-24T07:30:09.694936+00:00

The Halloween Episode also has a surprisingly poignant moment in it. Perfectly counterbalanced by the surprisingly gut-bustingly hilarious moment soon after.

napes22 · 2012-05-24T00:27:23.656146-07:00

Used to watch that as a kid (there weren't many channels and it was for the most part a comedy, so it was deemed OK for the dinner table and even though it got weird with his present-day arty-farty wife we still persisted with it) then the final episode happened and I remember being really emotionally invested in his final decision... It was really well done.

napes22 · 2012-05-24T00:24:39.567426-07:00

Yeah, the Christmas episode was phenominal... Saddest for me though has got to be the Pigeonman episode, though. But what's the one where he finds out about his parent?

napes22 · 2012-05-24T06:13:29.554189+00:00

....what

[edit] ...wow... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edith%27s_50th_Birthday

[editedit] This appears to be the full double-episode as one video on YouTube.

[editeditedit] Holy shit... that was horrifying

napes22 · 2012-05-24T06:11:29.992677+00:00

He died in that episode and later his son - who I believe also hated homer (presumably for killing his dad) - turned up out of nowhere for one episode.

napes22 · 2012-05-24T06:09:58.098097+00:00

"Darling, you're like a son to me. Not a favourite son, of course..."

napes22 · 2012-05-24T05:50:54.432232+00:00

100% agreed. It also bugged me that Hawkeye's central plot took up so much of the screentime. I've preferred hearing/seeing some more of the other character's stories more throughout the duration.

zzaman · 2012-05-24T04:36:21.002152+00:00

*proons

simmonsconner · 2012-05-24T04:30:46.540778+00:00

How ironic.

Sockmccormick · 2012-05-24T04:27:35.787777+00:00

I always thought (that even though its not a very good book) that There's A Wocket In My Pocket would make a pretty good movie. There's a lot of concept there for set-up and plenty of seemingly mad-cap ways that whatever happens in the movie can be wrapped up / helped out by the creatures who live in the house and have different skill sets.

TheTyMan · 2012-05-24T03:45:04.838502+00:00

I know it really was the second thing on the shelf, but really it was those instructions which made me miss it.

ComingUpMilhouse · 1 day

Is that true, about space I mean? You say "if your car could go straight up," but at what speed are we talking and are we ignoring Earth's gravitational pull as well?

ComingUpMilhouse · 1 day

And the other guy openly admits to getting the questions ahead of time, too. The idea was a loosley scripted sham with a weird probably pre-determined outcome (that the guests wouldn't be aware of, but the hosts would spin to get their point across). Shaun didn't seem to want to play their game and instead wroke havoc.

ThisIsAsinine · 1 day

Man, that sounds like a really sweet... eh, you know the rest

weavedimagination · 1 day

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