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Pretty sure my sister is dating a tool by steelginain pics

[–]Mouth_Herpes 1 point2 points ago

At least he has a family

He's a med student, but close enough. by afreedmanin funny

[–]Mouth_Herpes 0 points1 point ago

Finish her. . .

Every time I go to a porn site. [sfw] by Duncein AdviceAnimals

[–]Mouth_Herpes 6 points7 points ago

What if I told you that the creampie was not a surprise.

Not what I had in mind by ruler93in AdviceAnimals

[–]Mouth_Herpes -1 points0 points ago

I feel a whoop comin up, a whoop comin up

And the award for "Worst Mother of the Year" goes to... by MrFrenchTicklerin funny

[–]Mouth_Herpes 11 points12 points ago

Just to get a base

Yesterday, I scolded a stranger in a Subway. Have you ever had to publicly scold someone you didn't know? by grummlindsin AskReddit

[–]Mouth_Herpes 1 point2 points ago

Late to the party, but I once scolded a girl in club who shot down another guy in a really cruel way. Don't remember exactly what she said, but after the guy walked away, I turned to her and said "you know, that guy may not be the coolest guy in here, but he's a human being. As a woman, you'll never know how hard it is to walk across the room and try to talk to a girl you think is pretty. Try to show some class." Then I turned my back on her.

She came up to me later trying to give me a "I'm really not a bitch" speech, but I just told her I wasn't interested and walked away.

so a friend was handed this at the bar tonight... by Vananirin pics

[–]Mouth_Herpes 0 points1 point ago

it will only take me a few moments to remember that you can't buy just one business card

Unless you have a printer. http://www.officemax.com/office-supplies/paper/business-cards/product-prod3800685.

Reddit, I am currently being sexually assaulted and molested. Should I scream? by Sal79in circlejerk

[–]Mouth_Herpes 10 points11 points ago

Shhh, just enjoy your cakeday present

Why Rose Had to Let Go... by Force47in funny

[–]Mouth_Herpes 0 points1 point ago

My calculations say that no matter how much math Ryan posts about Titanic, it will not get him laid.

Trying something a little more natural. What does GW think? by [deleted]in gonewild

[–]Mouth_Herpes 1 point2 points ago

Your vagina is naturally hairless?

So I've received a job offer upon graduation but this might be the most disturbing contract clause I've seen... by NEOHdymiumin WTF

[–]Mouth_Herpes 2 points3 points ago

You don't need unconscionability. A provision like this would be subject to the common law governing restrictive employment covenants, which varies by state. In most states, this provision would be unenforceable unless it could be tied to (and was proportionate with) some investment in specialized training made by the employer for the benefit of the employee. But it depends on the state.

IAMA GIRL WHO PLAYS THE GIRL CHARACTER IN GAMES AMA by pondreezyin circlejerk

[–]Mouth_Herpes 3 points4 points ago

Can we see your breasts?

<-- What is this? A karma score for ants? by CA3080in circlejerk

[–]Mouth_Herpes 5 points6 points ago

What is this, a Karma train for ants?

Reddit, here's a statement I really want to make disguised as a question. Question mark? by appleseed1234in circlejerk

[–]Mouth_Herpes 17 points18 points ago

I agree with your statement! Can you expand on one of the irrelevant details?

Is it wrong for a guy to use coupons on a prostitute? by BleakGodin circlejerk

[–]Mouth_Herpes 9 points10 points ago

When in doubt, just pay her in Karma. Hookers love karma.

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