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Wierd sea creature caught on film by an ROV. I've never seen anything like it. by Daesleepr0in videos

[–]MoronDude 0 points1 point ago

Absolutely totally what I was going to say! Glad I'm not the only one.

Get back to work, Stewart! by T_Twhyin TheSimpsons

[–]MoronDude 5 points6 points ago

I don't remember the story of the full episode, but those two in the ninja costumes are nuclear safety inspectors who have just busted Burns on the guy with the mustache being completely unqualified for his job (apparently Homer is not the only one.) While Burns is explaining how vital an employee he is, Stewart, the duck, comes waddling in. So, this might be the one where Homer goes to college, after the safety inspectors test all the employees, and Homer causes a real meltdown from the testing simulator.

My boss and I were inspired by a Reddit post. Thousands of dollars every week. by HippieUndeadin atheism

[–]MoronDude 6 points7 points ago

I crossed a few out and wrote SATAN just to ruin someone's day.

Beautiful Chameleon by nhumenskin pics

[–]MoronDude 2 points3 points ago

Come-a come-a come-a come-a come over here, Leon.

Do You Believe in a Secular America? by RambleManin videos

[–]MoronDude 8 points9 points ago

More like a suck-ular America, amiright?

It has finally arrived! by Mytripodin TheSimpsons

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Duff Beer for me! Duff Beer for you! I'll have a Duff, and you'll have one too!

My favorite bromance of all time by Hoosier_Jonesin pics

[–]MoronDude 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, Mel Brooks wrote Bart for Pryor and didn't want to admit to defeat until the last.

My favorite bromance of all time by Hoosier_Jonesin pics

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Yeah, I saw an interview with Mel Brooks where he said he'd begged on his knees to studio execs, but they wouldn't insure Pryor due to his known use of cocaine.

EDIT: Clarity

Stop calling it "piracy" and start calling it "file-sharing" by Nerd_Destroyerin politics

[–]MoronDude 1 point2 points ago

"I wonder what the moment feels like when you realize you're in a police state", thought the frog in the you-know-what-this-is-actually-getting-pretty-warm-now water.

This is a cake by lugasamomin pics

[–]MoronDude 10 points11 points ago*

Because this one's made out of cake! I mean, like isn't that crazy?! Sure, somebody can carve a Stormtrooper out of marble, and that would be great too, but, isn't it kind of amazing that the whole thing is 'edible' even if it's not 'meant to be eaten'?

EDIT: Added to 1 minute after first posting it.

Don't eat the McDouble... by hardknoxpitsin funny

[–]MoronDude 2 points3 points ago

Totally reminds me of ass pennies!

What if god favors the metric system? by Jacob2702in atheism

[–]MoronDude 3 points4 points ago

That might actually be worse:

"The LORD will establish you as a people holy to himself, as he has sworn to you, if you keep the commandments of the LORD your God and walk in his ways." -Deuteronomy 28:9

Nice quote to keep in mind. by danimalmanin atheism

[–]MoronDude 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, like how the Book of Mormon was a bible parody published in 1840, and is now a huge worldwide religion.

visiting my parents for Christmas, now I'm regretting it. by bagel411in pics

[–]MoronDude 2 points3 points ago

Exactly! A joke isn't funny because it's a joke. A joke is funny because it's funny. Most racist jokes are unfunny (to me, anyway) because they sacrifice real humor for mean-spirited, inaccurately stereotypical cliches. And, seriously, I KEEL YOU is the worst catch phrase ever. It makes "Git'r done" look like poetry.

Haunted mention (fullhd 1920x1080) by castlinoin wallpapers

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That is going in my campaign!

Douglass Adams really hit the nail on the head in So Long and Thanks For All the Fish by speedyturtle4in politics

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"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

"Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner."

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."

"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear."

"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

"The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79."

"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."

"Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of."

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"Space is big. I mean really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

"Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty- five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things."

Is that enough, because there's more. You should probably just read the books.

Albums of the year by cherry_ghostin listentothis

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I have read 21 hours of posts and am absolutely flabbergasted that no one has mentioned Join Us by They Might Be Giants. A stellar album.

Got home from jail a few weeks ago, I did 3 years. I just installed Windows 8 and this is the first wallpaper I found for it. by KrikkitRabbitin wallpapers

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ooooOOOOOOOoooohhh

It's over. by JesusJones207in pics

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I clone stamped the shit out of it.

It's over. by JesusJones207in pics

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Dude beats girlfriend...and pocket dials her Dad in the process. by houndofbaskervillein videos

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She did say it was a miracle.

It's over. by JesusJones207in pics

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In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia dies before Soviet Russia joke. That's pretty impressive. It's like if the chicken outlived the road.

I came away with nothing but disappointment by sodiscoin pics

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You have a wonderful little community there. I enjoyed my trip immensely.

I came away with nothing but disappointment by sodiscoin pics

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There are two types of Youtube comments... by joeythehoboin funny

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weed that dolphin some give?

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