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Saw this while driving. by AF_Guyin funny

[–]Miracle_Whip 0 points1 point ago

That's a funny looking broom.

Reddit, what was the douchiest move made on you by a teacher regarding a cell phone? by hallie_williamsin AskReddit

[–]Miracle_Whip 1 point2 points ago

I hate to tell you, but you were the douche in this situation.

TIL Eli Manning's first name is 'Elisha'. by Incogneto42in nfl

[–]Miracle_Whip 0 points1 point ago

Now do "Tebow."

FTFY

Hey Reddit, some weirdo is texting me... by vernon4in AskReddit

[–]Miracle_Whip 0 points1 point ago

Post it on /b/.

Ok, Reddit.. time for the juicy stuff. At what age did you lose your virginity? Bonus question: Was it good? Or did it actually suck? by luisrodriguezpin AskReddit

[–]Miracle_Whip 0 points1 point ago

I was 17, she was 16. Of course it sucked, neither of us knew what the hell we were doing.

What is the stupidest thing you have ever had to explain to somebody? by kevbuttin AskReddit

[–]Miracle_Whip -2 points-1 points ago

As someone who lives in Louisiana, I can confirm this is true.

Do you pick up hitchhikers and if so, What are you're experiences with them ? by crypticvibrationin AskReddit

[–]Miracle_Whip 2 points3 points ago

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What was in the bag?

Whats your favorite science joke? by JLHarvHarvin AskReddit

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Na, I'm positive I don't.

What's the worst experience you've had with a one night stand? by skankallnightin AskReddit

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Whenever I meet a girl, I automatically assume she has herpes. Because that way, I don't have to tell her about my herpes. -Anthony Jeselnik

What foods/drinks do you dislike that people normally love? by Nico17in AskReddit

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I loathe you too.

What's the weirdest thing that you've eaten? by Womblesin AskReddit

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