On a Freudian level, women date men who are like their father. Believe it if you want, so perhaps this isnt an insult so much are her underlying reasoning (of which she may not be aware) coming out. I am not a psych major though, so I could be wrong!

As for the worst thing I have been compared to? A fat kid trying to run when I was learning how to ice-skate, the effort is there but it just isn't happening.