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Dead-beat dad uses the mother of his child for sex and asks if he's "ruining" her life. by canyoubelievethisguyin worstof

[–]Martze 0 points1 point ago

The conception was an accident and he didn't want the child. If a woman doesn't want a child, she can get an abortion. A man's reproductive rights end as soon as the sperm cells leave his body.

He has already paid far more than he owes. He owes nothing. He is not a "dead-beat [sic] dad." He made the decision at the age of ~19 not to commit himself to 18 years+ of wage slavery.

Is he ruining her life? She's an adult and she needs to take responsibility for herself. If there's any life-ruining going on, she's free to shut him out of her life.

Diablo 3 in a nutshell by MoldyBreadCheesein metacirclejerk

[–]Martze 0 points1 point ago

Same. I was going to get mad and downvote, but then I realized it was /r/metacirclejerk and therefore funny.

My five-dollar Goodwill score by RubberDogTurdsin pics

[–]Martze -2 points-1 points ago

Have fun fighting a battle you'll never win.

My five-dollar Goodwill score by RubberDogTurdsin pics

[–]Martze -5 points-4 points ago

You're right. Here, on the Internet, we have a sacred duty to treat this fine, respectable woman named RubberDogTurds with respect.

If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]Martze -1 points0 points ago

They landed on Earth millenia before recorded history, and they all died out within a year.

If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]Martze -1 points0 points ago

Their mistake was in thinking telephone sanitizers are middlemen. Sanitizing "telephones" is real work.

/r/gaming and /v/ post... by New_Wavin circlebroke

[–]Martze -1 points0 points ago

/vg/ is almost exclusively populated by people who /v/ users and ex-users. If anyone on /vg/ actually feels that way, they're fucking stupid.

/vg/ is where I can get my fill of circlejerking about games I like. There's pretty much always a thread up for anything I'm interested in circlejerking about, but a 24/7 circlejerk burns through discussion material lightning fast.

/r/gaming and /v/ post... by New_Wavin circlebroke

[–]Martze -1 points0 points ago

/r/gaming is for circlejerking about games you like. I like circlejerking about games I like, but /r/gaming only circlejerks about super popular shit. I don't like Diablo 3, or Skyrim, or Pokemon.

I like retro games, and I like circlejerking about retro games, but I don't think I've ever once enjoyed a "Hey look at this gem I found in my closet!" post.

/r/gamenostalgia is the biggest subreddit I've found for retro games and it's dead.

Tentative guidelines now on sidebar. by dhamsterin circlebroke

[–]Martze -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for making this subreddit suck less.

/r/bookexchange user wants to trade for a particular book. Author responds offering a signed copy... but with a condition by nrhinklein bestof

[–]Martze -1 points0 points ago

I would argue further, but your concession that is it not wrong satisfies me.

/r/bookexchange user wants to trade for a particular book. Author responds offering a signed copy... but with a condition by nrhinklein bestof

[–]Martze -2 points-1 points ago

understandably

I do not understand. Please explain it to me.

EDIT: I'm certainly not arguing that burning books is good. I am, however, saying that it is morally acceptable to destroy your own property, and there is nothing sacred about books that exempts them from this.

I had a suspicion, and you confirmed it. You don't know why destroying books is bad. You've never thought about it. It's an involuntary, knee-jerk reaction. Rather than do an honest examination of your beliefs, you downvote my comment and move on, telling yourself that I'm just an idiot so you don't have to think about it.

I'd destroy a Koran, too, that I bought and paid for, and you can't give me a logical argument why that's wrong. You'll just act shocked and appalled and outraged and downvote me, calling me a bigot and a Nazi for committing a harmless act.

I know the person who downvoted me isn't necessarily you (and you'd deny it anyway) but someone downvoted me without answering my question and that suffices to prove my point.

/r/bookexchange user wants to trade for a particular book. Author responds offering a signed copy... but with a condition by nrhinklein bestof

[–]Martze 3 points4 points ago

It's an ironic Godwin. I am making a strawman out of Trapped_In_Reddit's argument, and attributing the Godwin to that strawman.

Games that look better when you look back at them? by thewalkindudein truegaming

[–]Martze -1 points0 points ago

This is a guide on how to do it while: -using every character's worst weapon and armor -using no accessories -never running from a battle -using no physical attacks -using no limit breaks -using no materia other than command materia

Not quite what you promised, but still impressive. Also missing "at level 1."

Funny enough, I had trouble with the game when I was young, but I've since cleared RPGs that are considered much harder without much difficulty.

Games that look better when you look back at them? by thewalkindudein truegaming

[–]Martze -1 points0 points ago

I don't understand how this is possible.

/r/bookexchange user wants to trade for a particular book. Author responds offering a signed copy... but with a condition by nrhinklein bestof

[–]Martze 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for making the point I wanted to make. Sadly, I am only capable of argument through derision.

/r/bookexchange user wants to trade for a particular book. Author responds offering a signed copy... but with a condition by nrhinklein bestof

[–]Martze 12 points13 points ago

oh no he wants to destroy one copy of one book that sold tons of copies and will likely exist forever in digital form

OH FUCK NO THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT TIME THOSE NAZIS SEIZED ALL KNOWN COPIES OF ALL BOOK THAT DISAGREED WITH THEIR VIEWPOINT FROM ALL OF THEIR CITIZENS AND BURNED THEM WE CAN'T HAVE THAT

As a liberal I am tolerant. Who else thinks the intolerance of racists should not be tolerated? by hibbombin circlejerk

[–]Martze 3 points4 points ago

I noticed you lack cake next to your name and it reminded me that I should whore for some comment karma anyway.

My friend just died of AIDs-induced lupus-melanoma-penis syndrome. His final words to me were "get.. karma.. for me." Reddit, what fake things do you hope your friends die of for imaginary points? by MC40in circlejerk

[–]Martze 0 points1 point ago

It's AIDS, not AIDs, you stupid gay theist.

I'm not an asshole, I just go around Reddit looking for every single spelling and grammar error made by anyone. I'm a good person! Upvote me!

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