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So my very first Reddit memory is a post about a man who had been jizzing into the same spot of his carpet for years and needed to know how to clean it. AskReddit, what are some of your most horrifying first memories of Reddit? by Kernath95in AskReddit

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 1 point2 points ago

Halfway through the maggot story. What the everloving shit.

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 0 points1 point ago

At my Halloween party my ex-boyfriend played gay chicken with two of my best friends, they both hated him so it ended in angry kissing.

A month later at my 14th birthday party he ended up kissing one of them again.

I'm an adult who hates my parents for mature reasons. What sentiments from your teenage years did you expect to outgrow, but didn't? by HonestyTimeThrowawayin AskReddit

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 2 points3 points ago

I hope I stay all Riot Grrrl when I grow up.

[14, F] Had a haircut, when did my hair look best? by MAGPIE_RAPISTin amiugly

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for your reply but I'm actually secure in the fact that I am sexy as hell.

What songs, for whatever reason, have made you cry? by DigitalHypnosisin AskReddit

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 0 points1 point ago

True Romance Theme because it brings back vivid memories of the only fun/good day I had with my ex.

Lullabies by Defiance, Ohio because it makes me think of the future, and that scares me.

Me Vs Maradona Vs Elvis by Brand New because it reminds me of how much I have been used in the past year, and how I knew and let it happen.

Against the grain by City and Colour because I don't know.

You're Not There by Eddplant because it makes me feel helpless.

Baby's Gone by Heavens to Betsy, obvious from the lyrics.

Paris by Pegasus Bridge.

Nobody Loves You by Reuben.

Hero of War by Rise Against.

How was your first kiss? by madilove1029in AskReddit

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 4 points5 points ago

Last summer, I asked him 'Can I kiss you?' being the socially awkward chick I am and he never initiated anything, he said 'yes', three seconds of awkward silence then we kissed with a random man walking his dog watching. I kind of wish I hadn't.

Second kiss was a lot worse though, I had a bit of a cold and got boogers on his nose, tried to wipe them off and he noticed. He wasn't as disgusted as I'd imagine you'd be.

Which perfectly good book was most brutally murdered by its movie adaptation? by sage_jochin AskReddit

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 1 point2 points ago

Tank Girl.

14 year old chick currently living in England, Bisexual. by MAGPIE_RAPISTin teen4teen

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha! What kinda stuff do you like then? :)

it's Derby Time with Finn and Jake! by orbyzin adventuretime

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 1 point2 points ago

OH MY GLOB THOSE ARE AMAZING.

Coming at you from Big Bucks High Rollers! <3

Have you ever been attracted to a fictional character, especially one you cannot tell others due to social stigmas? by MyBossWillNeverKnowin AskReddit

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 2 points3 points ago

Tank Girl is fucking hot. Lori Petty was awesome in that movie, and the comics are great.

Upvotes.

Have you ever been attracted to a fictional character, especially one you cannot tell others due to social stigmas? by MyBossWillNeverKnowin AskReddit

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 0 points1 point ago

First crush as a 6 year old girl.

We haven't had one in a while, what do you look like r/teenagers? Here is me having serious discussions with my cousin. by TomDaRoosin teenagers

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for ponies.

We haven't had one in a while, what do you look like r/teenagers? Here is me having serious discussions with my cousin. by TomDaRoosin teenagers

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 0 points1 point ago

Awesome :D

We haven't had one in a while, what do you look like r/teenagers? Here is me having serious discussions with my cousin. by TomDaRoosin teenagers

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 0 points1 point ago

...

We haven't had one in a while, what do you look like r/teenagers? Here is me having serious discussions with my cousin. by TomDaRoosin teenagers

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 1 point2 points ago

Anytime.

We haven't had one in a while, what do you look like r/teenagers? Here is me having serious discussions with my cousin. by TomDaRoosin teenagers

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 1 point2 points ago

Haha, fair enough :p

We haven't had one in a while, what do you look like r/teenagers? Here is me having serious discussions with my cousin. by TomDaRoosin teenagers

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 0 points1 point ago

Bikini Kill :)

Found Ice King theory in a /co/ thread and haven't seen it here before. Thoughts? by buhfuhguhin adventuretime

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST -3 points-2 points ago

Hoooooly Fuck.

We haven't had one in a while, what do you look like r/teenagers? Here is me having serious discussions with my cousin. by TomDaRoosin teenagers

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 2 points3 points ago

;) It's not only magpies I'm interested in.

We haven't had one in a while, what do you look like r/teenagers? Here is me having serious discussions with my cousin. by TomDaRoosin teenagers

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 0 points1 point ago

I actually listen to more shitty hardcore punk music than this.

It's amazing and awful.

We haven't had one in a while, what do you look like r/teenagers? Here is me having serious discussions with my cousin. by TomDaRoosin teenagers

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 1 point2 points ago

Babe.

We haven't had one in a while, what do you look like r/teenagers? Here is me having serious discussions with my cousin. by TomDaRoosin teenagers

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 0 points1 point ago

D: Sorry! And thanks, I'm not like any of the girls at my school really, I'm too much of a bitch/whore/weirdo.. :p

We haven't had one in a while, what do you look like r/teenagers? Here is me having serious discussions with my cousin. by TomDaRoosin teenagers

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 0 points1 point ago

In one of those I'm a zombie killer! :D

We haven't had one in a while, what do you look like r/teenagers? Here is me having serious discussions with my cousin. by TomDaRoosin teenagers

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 0 points1 point ago

It would be. And also a Nirvana one behind me, and a Green Day one circa Dookie.

Mitt Romney is being criticized for bullying someone when he was 17. What did you do in high school that disqualifies you from running for public office? by Robopuppyin AskReddit

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 0 points1 point ago

You sound like me now, minus the drugs. Let's be friends.

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