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Yeah, I love staring at these subway ads every morning by AmadeusZullin nyc

[–]Local_Essay 0 points1 point ago

These ads are terrible.

LPT: Create a makeshift toothpick by folding those public bathroom paper towels a bunch of times until it forms a strong point. by epresident1in LifeProTips

[–]Local_Essay 2 points3 points ago

It works enough that you don't have noticeable food in your teeth.

Saw some guy on Staten Island with a Nazi SS Death's Head skull and the white supremacist numbers "1488" on his oversized pickup. by VincentJeanCin nyc

[–]Local_Essay 1 point2 points ago

It would take allot to get me to go to SI again. Although I did get in a car accident once with a pickup in BK that had a confederate flag and in the course of the altercation following the white guy driving it called my gf a chink and told her to go back to her own country.

Owl, I hardly knew you :( by digiSalin pics

[–]Local_Essay 0 points1 point ago

You feel horrible? I hope you get some help for your guilt complexes. I I knew how this would affect you I would have caught the owl before it entered your yard. I feel horrible now too

Re-crafting a pair of Red Wing 875s by anythingtwicein malefashionadvice

[–]Local_Essay -7 points-6 points ago

I am an idiot, I didn't even taste the blood that night.

Re-crafting a pair of Red Wing 875s by anythingtwicein malefashionadvice

[–]Local_Essay -10 points-9 points ago

I remember when I first earned my red wings. I didn't find out until I woke the next morning and went to the bathroom mirror.

What is the best way you can, or have heard the feeling/sensation/pain of being tattooed, to someone that has never had one? by roze4in tattoos

[–]Local_Essay 3 points4 points ago

That's a brilliant description. Now I know what a angry hornet who's hopped up on steroids repeatedly sting me would feel like.

If the printer doesn't work, use the scanner by iufreakin videos

[–]Local_Essay 0 points1 point ago

Liveleak is great if you want to take a census of what low IQ, honkey ass hate mongers think and are interested in.

22 WTF drawings by various Russian mentally ill people by herpbert_derpingerin WTF

[–]Local_Essay 5 points6 points ago

Who says they were mentally ill?

If the printer doesn't work, use the scanner by iufreakin videos

[–]Local_Essay -11 points-10 points ago

Liveleak? Really?

Just got back from NYC! by christhebakerin nyc

[–]Local_Essay 8 points9 points ago

Wow, someone is a grumpy gus today.

Flashy Poster Design! by MisterNetHeadin CrappyDesign

[–]Local_Essay 0 points1 point ago

I thought the Lesbians got to go first then the gays? What gives? And can we add the straights to the peace party? How about a little LGBTS love?

My friend Nico went away for 6 weeks, and the last thing she said was, "don't have too much fun without me." by iLikeghoulsGreenin pics

[–]Local_Essay 1 point2 points ago

I'm surprised people haven't mentioned the racist Latino and Asian situations.

LPT: Save yourself a bowl, if you open instant oatmeal packets upside down, the top will serve as a waterproof seal so you can eat straight out of the packet. by Klackyin LifeProTips

[–]Local_Essay 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting the op's name to be foulbachelorfrog19 or something.

Bitch, you're on a bus... by tateossianin nyc

[–]Local_Essay -4 points-3 points ago

What do you expect from a fat bitch wearing Uggs and cargo pants?

"I want a dog! But it wouldn't be fair..." by zyedyin nyc

[–]Local_Essay 0 points1 point ago

Damn, these people are annoying. Shouldn't this be "Shit yuppies say"?

LPT: If you have to use your email address as a username for any web site, don't use the same password that you use to access your email. by IrritableOwlSyndromein LifeProTips

[–]Local_Essay -2 points-1 points ago

Anyone stupid enough to use the same password isn't smart enough to read lpt.

My art opening is tomorrow, but reddit will be down. This time I will include links to my work, AND the time & location of the show by WoodStainedGlassin nyc

[–]Local_Essay 5 points6 points ago

Have a great show.

Laptop decal - Hipster, Level 9 by ForgottenPhoenixin pics

[–]Local_Essay 0 points1 point ago

Calling people hipsters is the easiest way of outing yourself as out of touch and uncool. Who are these Walter Matthau wannabes?

The biggest improvement you can make to your pooping experience by blastoman334in pics

[–]Local_Essay 0 points1 point ago

I heard Will Smith uses these.

The biggest improvement you can make to your pooping experience by blastoman334in pics

[–]Local_Essay 0 points1 point ago

Maybe because allot of gay men are more conscious of hygiene.....??????

Where to buy flannels? by TheStrangeChildin malefashionadvice

[–]Local_Essay 0 points1 point ago

Wearing one now. Got some at Urban Outfitter's clearance rack too.

Here are some gems from from the worst tattoo artist ever. Synyster Ink by ehullzin WTF

[–]Local_Essay 0 points1 point ago

Ok, this encourages me to get into tattooing. Buying my kit off of amazon today.

Perfumenthings.com is selling a bunch of different good colognes for 10.99 right now. Before I buy scents for 1/7th their price, can anyone tell me if this is this a scam site? Anyone have experience with them? by justkauzin Frugal

[–]Local_Essay 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, your natural funk will attract mates. Avoid using toothpaste and deodorant too.

Looking at tattooing myself. Are the kits on Amazon worth it? by Local_Essayin tattoos

[–]Local_Essay[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Sorry, didn't see that. If anyone here wants to do a solid for someone who's going to make a bad decision regardless of advice pm me.

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