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Eat your heart out Weight Watchers! by juandellin funny

[–]KyleGibson -1 points0 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjvspeLgeww

This is a better song to go to bed to.

HIFW people are talking loudly on their phone while in the library. by stagithain HIFW

[–]KyleGibson 4 points5 points ago

I worked in a library for a few years. There was this woman that would bring her kids to the children's section and have really loud phone conversations with other moms. I knew she was talking to other moms because she was gossipping about "bitchy moms" and "twerpy kids."

She also revealed to the whole library inadvertently that her daughter had just gone through her first period. It got awkward.

Help me stop this a$$h0le! by LoveTheRedMistin AskReddit

[–]KyleGibson 3 points4 points ago

No, fuck off.

HIFW someone quotes something that is complete bullshit by OverBSin HIFW

[–]KyleGibson 1 point2 points ago

Most underrated movie ever

My Friday didn't start off so well... by goomoopunchin pics

[–]KyleGibson 35 points36 points ago

Somewhere on the Pidgeon subreddit there's a post that reads "My friday started off well"

What are some things reddit has directly/indirectly done for you in your life? by BlindeyedIntrovertin AskReddit

[–]KyleGibson 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, that one comment made my year a whole lot better. Oh, and same cakeday, bro.

HIFW my cat starts licking me at 5am by i_Am_susejin HIFW

[–]KyleGibson 13 points14 points ago

lemme get this straight. When your single cat begins licking you, you imagine yourself as a chihuahua being licked by two dogs. this shit don't add up, esé.

Any WoW players? by spleendorin EmersonCollege

[–]KyleGibson 0 points1 point ago

Wtf man where have you been? I like LoL. We should play sometime.

This picture took 1 hour 32 minutes and 34 seconds to take(by Manuel Cafini) by Saarrexin pics

[–]KyleGibson 301 points302 points ago

Yeah, I call bullshit. Snails actually move pretty fast, nowhere near that slow. And I can tell by the pixels that this is photoshopped.

Question about book reviews? by imluvinitin books

[–]KyleGibson 2 points3 points ago

I always read the 5-star and the 1-star reviews on Amazon, then read the 4-star for the actual reviews. I find that the 5-star reviews are always superfans of the author that see nothing wrong with the book, and the 1-star reviews are usually just shipping related or written by people that "couldn't even finish the book, it was so bad." These reviews don't help me, all I need to know is what you like about the book, what could have been better, and maybe some suggestions for further reading.

Writing an Inspirational Story Changes Your Life! by jeffemmerson10in books

[–]KyleGibson 2 points3 points ago

Written by Jeff Emmerson

Posted by jeffemmerson10

A plot is afoot!

I'm Asian so I made a Pagoda... by i1014in Minecraft

[–]KyleGibson 4 points5 points ago

If it exists, it exists in Minecraft.

         -Minecraft Theorem

What are some funny thing about Rick Santorum? by Purple_Alpacain AskReddit

[–]KyleGibson 0 points1 point ago

I don't think it's funny that Rick Santorum isn't our worst politician.

I can't take this fucking job anymore. I'm leaving in a month or so. Who here has some sound advice for a 23-year old office manager? by el_throwaway0in AskReddit

[–]KyleGibson -1 points0 points ago

Take Bluto's advice to heart:

My advice to you is to drink heavily.

                      -Bluto

Yesterday, I scolded a stranger in a Subway. Have you ever had to publicly scold someone you didn't know? by grummlindsin AskReddit

[–]KyleGibson 6 points7 points ago

Fine, I'll add more detail to the story. As I was walking down the street on a recent hot day, I heard a commotion. A little brat was screaming at his own mother for not agreeing to buy him ice cream. "Buy me ice cream, I deserve ice cream!" the little prick said, for all to here.

As I passed the little scrotum-head something came over me. I bent down, looked him right in the eye, and said "Shut the fuck up." As the last word came out of my mouth I gasped at my sudden burst of anger, and stood up to walk away. I looked over my shoulder, the kid stopped screaming and continued down the street, and the mother didn't look back at him. A few other pedestrians, my friend included, did a double-take and kept walking along. It was very surreal.

Yesterday, I scolded a stranger in a Subway. Have you ever had to publicly scold someone you didn't know? by grummlindsin AskReddit

[–]KyleGibson 1 point2 points ago

My friend didn't believe me when I said "I have no idea what came over me." That particular friend still thinks I'm an asshole.

Yesterday, I scolded a stranger in a Subway. Have you ever had to publicly scold someone you didn't know? by grummlindsin AskReddit

[–]KyleGibson 4 points5 points ago

Yeah that kid just shut right up and kept walking. I don't think the Mom even noticed, to be honest. I still feel like an asshole for swearing at a little kid, but maybe he'll grow up a better person.

Yesterday, I scolded a stranger in a Subway. Have you ever had to publicly scold someone you didn't know? by grummlindsin AskReddit

[–]KyleGibson 1 point2 points ago

And then 'a Fat Albert came a'running over said a HEY HEYY HEYYY and we were a laughing and a hollering and Fat Albert HEY HEYY HEYY went WOOP...BAMMMM right-in-his-pocket....and we's a had chocolate cake for breakfast and my wife-my beautiful wife-came down-the-stairs....I've heard about people having conniptions...

Yesterday, I scolded a stranger in a Subway. Have you ever had to publicly scold someone you didn't know? by grummlindsin AskReddit

[–]KyleGibson 2 points3 points ago

I always know there's going to be stupid shit at the bottom of these threads, but I wasn't expecting anything this stupid.

Yesterday, I scolded a stranger in a Subway. Have you ever had to publicly scold someone you didn't know? by grummlindsin AskReddit

[–]KyleGibson 1014 points1015 points ago

What? That's what "fight to the death" means? WTF

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