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If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Please...kick that bitch up to level 4 Moisture Capacity!

Goodbye Madagascar.....

If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

I've honestly always pondered the situation where the American government would re-create the Gladiatorial Games here in the USA in order to stimulate the economy and pay off debts (because all us people, being the sick rucks that we are, would pay ludicrous prices to see real-life Gladiators)

If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, I just responded with this.

Oh well, I guess that means I'll just have to be the person I expected to comment back at me....ahem: "THEY DIDN'T DO THE REAPING AS A POPULATION CONTROL, BUT RATHER AS A REMINDER TO THE DISTRICTS THAT THEY ARE POWERLESS AGAINST THE CAPITOL! WHY DINT YOU READ THE BOOKS! DUH"

I am very surprised no troll has come at you with that yet

The best use of stock images by Relliktenin videos

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the seizure!

I want to play a game.. by eizzeeyin funny

[–]KingNick 1 point2 points ago

#1 Way to Please Your Man!

Grab his Johnson and squeeze as hard as possible!

Woman’s iPhone Gets Stolen, Thief Uploads Pics To Photo Stream For World To See by KAPT_Kipperin apple

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

They actually do have secret rooms, pools and dining areas for employees on Disney Cruise lines. It's pretty crazy what level they go to to keep employees from breaking the fourth wall

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Ok, this game we played from 5th grade all the way to High School graduation.

"Wall-Ball"

Pretty much, you find a tall, wide brick wall with plenty of cement room infront of it (we used the tennis court). Then you gather up about 10-20ish kids and either a Tennis Ball *(pussy) or a Racket Ball (hardcore)

Pretty much, you gather infront of the wall and you throw the ball at it. You have to hit the wall with the ball. When it rebounds, it has to bounce in the ground and someone grabs it without fumbling for the turn to continue normally.

If the ball hits the ground before the wall, you have to run and touch the wall before someone picks up the ball and pegs you as hard as possible with it. If you throw the ball and someone catches it as it rebounds off the wall before it hits the ground, you better fucking touch that wall before you get pegged. If you go to grab the ball after if rebounds off the wall and you drop it or if it touches you as it goes by....you better touch brick before that rubber ball smashes into your body.

There were so many rules that we just kind of made up as the years went by...but Wall-Ball was by far my favorite sport ever.

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Speaking of well-known games we may have all played but forgotten...did anyone else play "Wall-Ball"?

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

My God, what a fun game that was

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]KingNick -2 points-1 points ago

Calm down, /SRS

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

"Words"

Pretty much, the judge begins by saying a word. Then the first of the 2 players says a word that's connected to the previous word ("Games", "Monopoly", ect.) and then it goes on and on until a player hesitates or messes up the word.

Then the other player open-palm slaps the loser in the face. Hard.

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

I thought this game was going to be a lot more painful, like our version of "Sniper"

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Sniper.

2 guys go out in the designated play area with a BB Gun (yes, an air-powered BB Gun) and the rest of us had Airsoft Guns.

Pretty much, we give the Sniper team about 2 minutes to find themselves a vantage point, and then we attempt to bring them down (one hit with the Airsoft gun kills the sniper; one hit from the sniper send you back to home base and hurts like fuck)

I still have so many scars from where BBs would go a few millimeters into my skin

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Probably Water Hose Jump Rope

It's where we would take a water hose that was attached to the school library and play jump rope with it. But then, randomly, when someone was at the peak of their jump...we would jerk the hose across their legs and they would end up flipping through the air and smashing into the ground.

Reload. Try again.

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]KingNick -1 points0 points ago

Fucking hilarious

When I go to the club it makes me wonder by The_Space_Cowboyin funny

[–]KingNick 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, we all saw the Rugrats movie.

Who does this guy think he's talking to?

454 magnum revolver with 30mm grenade launcher by aquilesbaezain pics

[–]KingNick 1 point2 points ago

I went up to bat during a game of whiffle ball and when I swung, my head spasmed (brain condition) and my hands flew open to clutch my head...the whiffle ball bat flew full speed from my hands and smashed into the face of the scariest black guy in the entire school.

Pretty much, I told him about my head when I helped him up off the ground...and after some conversation when we decided to both sit the game out, we became friends.

Still.... One if the scariest moments of my life

Dance of the Fireflies by dragonworthyin pics

[–]KingNick 2 points3 points ago

Lmao I knew that this post was about a different movie...I just like referencing Princess and the Frog instead because it's so extremely off

Alright Reddit! What are some of the biggest movie plot holes that you know of? by DrToonzin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Ummmm....dude, she's fucking Charlize Theron

That's more than "some milfage"

Alright Reddit! What are some of the biggest movie plot holes that you know of? by DrToonzin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Man, books that transfer into movies starring Will Smith are always so fucking different.

"I, Robot" anyone?

Alright Reddit! What are some of the biggest movie plot holes that you know of? by DrToonzin AskReddit

[–]KingNick 2 points3 points ago

Watching them film that scene is absolutely incredible

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