A robot journalist writes for Forbes

programmerswife · 7 days

Trying now! And quivering in anticipation.

programmerswife · 7 days

You can't just post something awesome like that and not tell us who we are supposed to tweet at to see it in action.

KeyserSosa · 1 month

I don't work at reddit any more. I posted it here b/c

I know Erik (duh)
I thought it was funny
the last place I thought I would find a picture of him smoking a pipe would be on the Time's man of the year listing.

If you don't think it's funny, I'm not going to argue the point, but I think "ashamed" takes things a little too far.

KeyserSosa · 1 month

funny, weird, sad, strange or quirky news

I think this safely satisfies all 5.

KeyserSosa · 1 month

KeyserSosa · 6 months

It's good that someone finally sees the beauty of my long term plans for her.

KeyserSosa · 6 months

She does seem to be into older men as well. This might just work.

KeyserSosa · 6 months

Well that and I have a copyright on my own source code, so according to the licensing agreement, I get to claim "co-founder" status.

KeyserSosa · 6 months

No we're putting all the karma from this post into a trust to help her pay for college later.

We are also assuming that the college will (have to be) on the internet.

KeyserSosa · 6 months

I had to chose between "monocle" and "smile".

KeyserSosa · 6 months

I suspect she'll type before she speaks at this rate. You don't have long to wait.

KeyserSosa · 6 months

Actually that's the new shiny "admin alum" tag that Chromakode set up recently. Just taking it out for a spin.

Also in my release papers I was given the right to karma whore once per year, except in leap years where I get an additional 3 or so milliwhores.

KeyserSosa · 6 months

Actually were. Looks like they are no longer in the store.

KeyserSosa · 6 months

That's just because you have so many balls, how could they not try to break at least some of them.

KeyserSosa · 6 months

I miss you guys too.

Also the power...!!

...No, actually: mostly you guys.

Edit: No I think it was the power.

KeyserSosa · 6 months

Or possibly too little. It's hard to tell with babies. They cry either way.

KeyserSosa · 6 months

~~Yeah we figure the antenna will grow in within the next year.~~

Edit: On first pass I read your comment as "brands of kids".

KeyserSosa · 6 months

This particular project is codenamed "Mia".

Also, I'd like to give a shout out to the current admins: those guys work hard.

1ST_LETTER_EACH_WORD · 8 months

More like an alum admin

1ST_LETTER_EACH_WORD · 8 months

Easy. Let me just put my hat on..

reallybigshark · 8 months

...and it looks like their servers have been crushed by the traffic. Not surprising as this is the third one I've seen on the front page today.

1ST_LETTER_EACH_WORD · 8 months

Ouch. I hate being banned. I feel so marginalized. :(

Marko_Oktabyr · 9 months

In my experience, if you were also to insert the word "applied" to your title, this is also referred to as "physics".

JOHNREDCORN · 9 months

If ever there was a demo as to why reddit has down vote arrows on comments, this would be it.

KeyserSosa · 10 months

This was a departure from her normal look of whimsical confusion which I believe is par for the course a this age.

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