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A robot journalist writes for Forbes by programmerswifein gadgets

[–]KeyserSosa 0 points1 point ago

Trying now! And quivering in anticipation.

A robot journalist writes for Forbes by programmerswifein gadgets

[–]KeyserSosa 0 points1 point ago

You can't just post something awesome like that and not tell us who we are supposed to tweet at to see it in action.

Finally, a Time person of the year candidate that we can believe in...! by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 4 points5 points ago

I don't work at reddit any more. I posted it here b/c

  • I know Erik (duh)
  • I thought it was funny
  • the last place I thought I would find a picture of him smoking a pipe would be on the Time's man of the year listing.

If you don't think it's funny, I'm not going to argue the point, but I think "ashamed" takes things a little too far.

Finally, a Time person of the year candidate that we can believe in...! by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 5 points6 points ago

funny, weird, sad, strange or quirky news

I think this safely satisfies all 5.

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 20 points21 points ago

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It's good that someone finally sees the beauty of my long term plans for her.

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 16 points17 points ago

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She does seem to be into older men as well. This might just work.

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 32 points33 points ago

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Well that and I have a copyright on my own source code, so according to the licensing agreement, I get to claim "co-founder" status.

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 42 points43 points ago

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No we're putting all the karma from this post into a trust to help her pay for college later.

We are also assuming that the college will (have to be) on the internet.

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 8 points9 points ago

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I had to chose between "monocle" and "smile".

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 54 points55 points ago

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I suspect she'll type before she speaks at this rate. You don't have long to wait.

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 18 points19 points ago

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Actually that's the new shiny "admin alum" tag that Chromakode set up recently. Just taking it out for a spin.

Also in my release papers I was given the right to karma whore once per year, except in leap years where I get an additional 3 or so milliwhores.

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Actually were. Looks like they are no longer in the store.

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 30 points31 points ago

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That's just because you have so many balls, how could they not try to break at least some of them.

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 165 points166 points ago*

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I miss you guys too.

Also the power...!!

...No, actually: mostly you guys.

Edit: No I think it was the power.

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 21 points22 points ago

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Or possibly too little. It's hard to tell with babies. They cry either way.

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 33 points34 points ago

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Yeah we figure the antenna will grow in within the next year.

Edit: On first pass I read your comment as "brands of kids".

A year ago today, I stepped down as a reddit admin; here's an update on a new project that I finally had time to start. by KeyserSosain offbeat

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 312 points313 points ago

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This particular project is codenamed "Mia".

Also, I'd like to give a shout out to the current admins: those guys work hard.

You are banned. by 1ST_LETTER_EACH_WORDin Youarebanned

[–]KeyserSosa 3 points4 points ago

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More like an alum admin

You are banned. by 1ST_LETTER_EACH_WORDin Youarebanned

[–]KeyserSosa[A] 8 points9 points ago

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Easy. Let me just put my hat on..

White House Petition: Reallocate Defense funds to NASA. Please Sign. by reallybigsharkin space

[–]KeyserSosa 1 point2 points ago

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...and it looks like their servers have been crushed by the traffic. Not surprising as this is the third one I've seen on the front page today.

You are banned. by 1ST_LETTER_EACH_WORDin Youarebanned

[–]KeyserSosa 7 points8 points ago

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Ouch. I hate being banned. I feel so marginalized. :(

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