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The point at which I knew I was pretty drunk. by Malthusian1in funny

[–]KaidenUmara 0 points1 point ago

ohh god i just ate too much mac and cheese 30 minutes ago, seeing that almost made me throw up.

Can Facebook save its stock? What are its options? by KERUWAin AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 1 point2 points ago

i said it elsewhere.. but this whole thing was just a cash out for those who made it what it is today. They honestly on the inside dont give a shit what happens to it now. If it makes them more money great, if not ohh well they will go cry about it in their 20 acre pool while their gold digger wife takes care of them!

What do you do in the morning to get you prepared for the day? by penguinz0in AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 0 points1 point ago

I would suggest instead of doing something in the morning do something at night IE a light jog, swimming ect. You will find you sleep better and are more alert the next morning.

Surely many people out there have funny driving experiences, what are yours, Reddit? by gradius10in AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 0 points1 point ago

When i bought my first new car, this random guy at the dealership said.

"Buying A new car?"

I said "yes"

then he says "You will get hit at 300 or 3000 miles"

Sure crazy guy i thought to myself.

I got rear ended hard at a redlight with about 2900 miles....

Can Facebook save its stock? What are its options? by KERUWAin AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 1 point2 points ago

same, though i expect that the price is being gamed. Once it hits a certain point it will be bought up by power buyers, then resold for one last cash grab before beginiing its finaly voyage to the bottom of the sea.

This will also mean the end of facebook, as the majority share holders will start making them do things to make money.

What is your favorite hangover food? by floridamikein AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 0 points1 point ago

just becareful. If your mouth is not exceptionally large, theres a good chance that you will have lots of juice running down your chin. Have something ready to wipe it up.

What is your favorite hangover food? by floridamikein AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 2 points3 points ago

i love shoving 5 guys into my mouth too

What is the strangest or most ridiculous thing anyone has ever done in your school? I'll start. by ponking3in AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 1 point2 points ago

you should tell him you need your high school diploma or a GED to join. Also at 17 i believe you still need your legal guardians permission.

Also the BB gun incident may prevent him from getting accepted if its documented anywhere.

My uncle died this morning. How am I supposed to feel right now? by bioshrapnelin AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 1 point2 points ago

sometimes it wont really affect you until a while after...

Have people masturbated to YOU as a mental image? by xwoodin AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara -1 points0 points ago

gotta be honest, i've never asked anyone.

Why do we dream? And how? by Fifthlifein AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 0 points1 point ago

Dreaming is really your mind organizing the things its learned throughout the day.

Thats the typical explination.

What songs, for whatever reason, have made you cry? by DigitalHypnosisin AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G3_kG5FFfQ&feature=relmfu

Great Avril Lavigne song.

The part with the old man is the one that got me

what does this mean? please serious answers only by trainerfry_1in AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo&feature=relmfu

you should reply by posting the first verse of this assuming shes just messing around ect.

its one of my favorite songs

what does this mean? please serious answers only by trainerfry_1in AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RrA-R5VHQs&ob=av2e

Listen to the first line. Do i get a cookiee?

Based on the most interesting thing about you, what would be the title if you'll have an AMA? by well_it_looks_likein AskReddit

[–]KaidenUmara 0 points1 point ago

If an elephant is walking in the north pole and spots a submarine that broke through the ice what devious thing whould he do to fuck with the crew/boat?

Delusions of Grandeur? Facebook price barely exceeds paltry opening bid, users have started deleting profiles in the tens of thousands. by KhanneaSuntzuin politics

[–]KaidenUmara 1 point2 points ago

A bunch of people at work today were saying that they wanted to buy a couple shares. I told them that its a terrible idea and that as soon as it becomes publicly owned its going to get demolished by greedy people looking to maximize payout. This is nothing more than a cash out by the people that have run it.

But I can't blame them for doing it. With the government ect all trying to make their network their intel gathering gold mine, might as well cash out while people still use it.

Paul Krugman argued that Mitt Romney is "running a campaign of almost pathological dishonesty." by streetlitein politics

[–]KaidenUmara -2 points-1 points ago

i wish i could give this two upvotes

-edit- reading the replies to your comment you can tell whos of the US(dem) vs THEM(rep) mentality.

The other day at work i was having a discussion with someone about republicans and made some of your same points, mostly about fox news. After his five minute rant about me being a blind democrat i got to tell him i was an indy registered R for ron paul. It was funny.

Go on. You'll never guess by therowkatin firstimpression

[–]KaidenUmara 0 points1 point ago

i watched a documentary on it once which is why I asked. But it was following a 100k a day model in europe. They definately go through a shitty week but for 700k I can't really say its asking too much.

also just curious where did you take the picture? i was guessing dance studio because of the brick wall and it seemed like you might have a leo on. My other choice was jail/prison which doesent really seem to fit.

we all fully recognize the distraction of this gay marriage debate right? by DofPJMACKYin politics

[–]KaidenUmara -1 points0 points ago

Based off of your first paragraph I can conclude that satire escapes you. For someone who enjoys portraying themself as intelligent by using elite language I'm surprised you missed it. Actually, (snicker) I'm not.

Your second paragraph hints that you missed the point of the OPs post as well as my response. He and I reference the idea that rather than bring up the truely difficult positions of budget and foreign policy reform, they would rather argue about gay rights and abortion which takes no intelligence whatsoever. One must merely follow your party line so that the reds stay elected in red states and blues in blue. An intelligent caring person would point out that a gay couple getting married does not threaten anyone elses right to life, liberty, or the persuit of happiness and that your religious beliefs will not be imposed on someone else who doesent share them. The only real sticky point i could come up with this is the subject of gay parents adopting. I say this not because they would be bad parents because they are gay but unless things have really changed alot of these adopted children would be tormented in school ect. That is something I would need to do some real research on before making a decision. Who knows maybe children are more accepting of this these days.

Third paragraph. It's not a wall of text, its two lines. Also its where the satire part really comes in. Perhaps you were just too intelligent to dumb yourself down to get it.

Fourth: High Horse riding bullshit. No need to prove it because it was, as stated perviously, satire.

Go on. You'll never guess by therowkatin firstimpression

[–]KaidenUmara 0 points1 point ago

yeah just a joke. sometimes the subreddit should be renamed to r/givemeastalker.

Whats it like being a low key model? I always hear the horror stories ect. As far as being plus size at 6 I wouldent start eating a carrot for dinner then throwing it up. I don't really like all the super skinny models. IMO one of the best i saw was when Jessica Biel, who is probably more than a 6, did a swimsuit shoot.

we all fully recognize the distraction of this gay marriage debate right? by DofPJMACKYin politics

[–]KaidenUmara 2 points3 points ago

IMO our exploding national debt, weak economy and foreign policy are far more important of issues for discussion than the rights of homosexuals to marry. It's an issue that civil rights leaders can push up without having to base an election off of it.

I'm not going to allow myself to be suckered into another social issues bitch fest and base my vote off of it. I see this as the battle of the bulge for supressing gay rights. Ultimately doomed to fail and delays the inevitable.

I suppose the one bright note for you though is that if this does become the deciding factor in the election they will win their rights back when the government collapses from debt and no one can afford to go after gay people.

we all fully recognize the distraction of this gay marriage debate right? by DofPJMACKYin politics

[–]KaidenUmara 1 point2 points ago

American politics is no place for logic sir. We need to base this election on the most insignificant things possible so as to avoid the most pressing issues at hand.

Senate proposes "Ex-Patriot Act" imposing a 30% tax on those who renounce citizenship by TheResPublicain AnythingGoesNews

[–]KaidenUmara 2 points3 points ago

republicans rally to lower taxes instead. Nothing happens...again

Go on. You'll never guess by therowkatin firstimpression

[–]KaidenUmara 1 point2 points ago

You like to take baths or showers. You also like to eat food when you are hungry.

I think you want to try to be a model or have done some low key stuff. As much as i hate to suggest something that "shallow" you could definately pull it off. Your unique eyes, as others have noted, would be an asset to that goal and probably help you do well enough to make enough for early retirement.

Also can i have a dollar for every reddit stalker you get now? :D

-edit- also on second look, i get the impression you are into dancing, not club dancing but real dancing.

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