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Eat your heart out Weight Watchers! by juandellin funny

[–]Kab00gle 0 points1 point ago

what the heck comments are disabled?!?! how is everyone supposed to know im from reddit now??

What subreddit have you quit after being a fan for quite awhile? For whatever the reason. by vrakodarin AskReddit

[–]Kab00gle 0 points1 point ago

Two that I havn't unsubbed from yet but are very close

r/Minecraft.. I just go on it now for the hope that there is so inspirational design or build. Usually it's just jokes everywhere.

r/LoL.. Still has a lot of good content, but it's turning into the biggest bitchfest this world has ever seen. I mean everytime something bad happens, pitchforks come out HARD. Then a week later somebody makes an apology post and ppl go, wow we really went hard on that, maybe we should think these things through before raising the pitchfork army. Doesn't take long for it to happen again.. sigh

Chogath changes are not going through or theres a buff for him with the change. by potatozzminionsin leagueoflegends

[–]Kab00gle 3 points4 points ago

you're not the only one, but of course there's always fear mongerers running around screaming nerf. i suspect that theyre making it a balanced spell instead of the trick-them-or-fail spell it was before. faster cast time comes to mind.

MiG Frost vs MiG Blaze in finals of the OGN championship in 4 hours by hattenin leagueoflegends

[–]Kab00gle 1 point2 points ago

They're doing fine. What are you expecting?

Pissing off reddit: what was your most down-voted comment? by trixiethesalmonin AskReddit

[–]Kab00gle 0 points1 point ago

Some dude on f7u12 made a post with just the OKguy face. There was a lot of people giving this guy a most disgusting amount of praise for being so humble about his shitty day-to-day life. One even came to say he liked this sad comic more than the fake rages, because what beats real life, right? Well I couldn't believe it, I came in and immediately ruined the parade by saying that no one would have this shit happen to them, that they were floating on the same "fake" cloud that they so despised (well, I said it a tad bit more rudely). Anyways, 20 downvotes later and someone finally comes in to link the OP admitting that the story was made-up. 10 more downvotes later and I'm sitting there with the most bewildered look on my face.

Need Team Members for a new Whole Gaming Branch by GingerPowerin TeamRedditTeams

[–]Kab00gle 0 points1 point ago

Hey, interesting post. My IGN is kab00gle. Skype is kab00gle. My best role is Xerath mid, followed by Nocturne jungle, Blitzcrank Support, Cho'Gath top, and Sivir AD. Current elo is 1434. My main reason for joining would be to improve my gameplay mechanics and overall ability as a teammate and player. I've been looking for a team for a while now with no success, most teams really have no patience and/or motivation to get things done. That being said, you seem to take this a little more seriously than most, so I hope it'll be a good fit. I look forward to hearing more from you, thanks

PSA: "OMG why u focus tank?" Why AD carries should usually focus the tank, because it's probably the only thing you can do by Argaliin leagueoflegends

[–]Kab00gle 1 point2 points ago

I think you missed reading the title, where is say "Why ad carries should USUALLY focus the tank, because its PROBABLY THE ONLY THING THEY CAN DO" yup, that should clear things up for you

You might be a douche if.... by spazmaticsammyin funny

[–]Kab00gle -1 points0 points ago

If you have CANCER?? you monster..

A concern about a possible flaw in Tribunal by fomorianin leagueoflegends

[–]Kab00gle 0 points1 point ago

Everyone of these threads I see someone who says this. While you havn't chosen the best way to come across, you are right. This isn't single player scripted to you likings, this is online, with real people. I wonder if they've ever met real people, a lot of them are assholes, it's just a fact of life. Anywhere you find a large enough group of people you're going to find more than a couple douchebags, great thing is that riot has added a mute button. not gonna find one of those for your coworkers or the screaming lady at macdonalds

A concern about a possible flaw in Tribunal by fomorianin leagueoflegends

[–]Kab00gle 0 points1 point ago

As far as I can tell, they won't. I've been in plenty of games where 2/5 to everyone doesn't say a word, and there is nobody chanting report. MIA calls are few and far between on smurfs. Mostly everybody is there just to mess around and get some kills. Now I'm interested if it is infact true that strictly refusing to communicate with the mute button has ever got someone banned. I use it quite a bit and I've never had any reprecussions, do you have a link of riot saying they will do this? I'd like to read it

A concern about a possible flaw in Tribunal by fomorianin leagueoflegends

[–]Kab00gle -1 points0 points ago

Riot has given you the solution, but you must use it first. /mute all. the chat is not a necessity, you can grind the early levels with some good music and map awareness. Eventually you might get your smurfs normal elo up to a point where the trolls and ragers lessen a bit, but why even let them have a chance to bother you. Like any online game, even ones you pay for, there's going to be assholes, luckily Riot has made it extremely easy to ignore them :)

My toddler got the cops called on me today by screaming "Help me! Stranger!" during a tantrum at the store. What have your kids done that has resulted in police intervention? by blinkerfluid13in AskReddit

[–]Kab00gle 1 point2 points ago

When I was 7 or 8 my brother introduced me to the magical properties of the telephone. AKA phone sex operators. He wouldn't show me how to find them for myself so I, being as curious and naive as I was, took matters into my own hands. I snuck into my parents bedroom (It had the only private phone in the house) and quickly found my golden ticket. Hotline, Oh baby. One press of the button and my sweaty hands were clutching the holy grail of adolescence. A few rings and finally someone has picked up. But this isn't the whispy loving voice of my fantasies, this is a middle aged woman asking me if there's an emergency. There was now. I hung up the phone before they could backtrace me like in the movies, but obviously this was real life. The cops showed up to the door not 5 minutes later, and that was the last time I ever tried that. Ok, maybe not the last

A woman just called me a pedophile after I politely held the door open for her two year old daughter. What horrendous, unjustifiable accusations have you faced, Reddit. by Speteorin AskReddit

[–]Kab00gle 228 points229 points ago

At a party for one of my friends and one girl (whom I hadn't been on the best of terms with) was completely hammered. I wouldn't normally have done anything but this girl was really gone, sitting on the floor of the kitchen barely able to keep her eyes open. So I get her a glass of water and ask her if she needs to go to sleep upstairs. BIG MISTAKE. While at the moment she didn't seem alarmed, even thankful I would say, I found out later she had decided to go around telling everybody that I had tried to rape her. Good thing was that part of the party was in the kitchen and saw what happened, and everybody pretty much already knew she was a crazy bitch.

My ancestors were horders by Kab00glein pics

[–]Kab00gle[S] 0 points1 point ago

so that means they can't be a horde?

Looking for a jungler for Ranked 5s ~ 1350+ by CookieJarPiratein TeamRedditTeams

[–]Kab00gle 0 points1 point ago

I added you in game, my summoner name is (obv) kab00gle. I mix around mostly but I'm very comfortable in the jungle

The arms spending map of the world | News | guardian.co.uk by h8mgn8in worldnews

[–]Kab00gle 1 point2 points ago

why is the data on north korea so low? is it because its not available?

Some people are absolutely impossible to reason with by aG_Infamousin leagueoflegends

[–]Kab00gle 0 points1 point ago

He's just a little kid, why toy with him like that? You basically sat there with the intention of making him out to be a huge fool (he is a fool is some regard but seriously?) so you could be there to reap the benefits of a story at his expense. wtf man

First article - What League of Legends needs to advance in e-sports. by h0tstuffin leagueoflegends

[–]Kab00gle 0 points1 point ago

But do you think it would be good for the community?

Canadian PC Gamers - Contest giveaway! New comic meme by h0tstuffin gaming

[–]Kab00gle 0 points1 point ago

yeah he said winners are decided by him and he's only going to consider the upvotes and downvotes. no worries all around

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