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PETA's least favorite game. by Big_Baby_Jesusin WTF

[–]Jensennn 11 points12 points ago

Oh my god this thing. I worked at a touristy bar last summer with one of these. People would play this for hours and when they actually caught one ...half the time they wouldn't even want the lobster. Someone threw one in our kiddie pool..that was fun. It ended up getting sucked in our drain resulting in lobster bits throughout the pool... and another guy punted one in the parking lot. The bigger bar down the street had one too and they got rid of it after some animal rights group protested it..It might have actually been PETA.

Sick Heater - What Next? by MayorMcCheeserin poker

[–]Jensennn 0 points1 point ago

play higher limits

Newbie Runner. Numbness in left hand when running. by Jensennnin running

[–]Jensennn[S] 0 points1 point ago

IF this would happen to be the case. Can I still run with this?

Newbie Runner. Numbness in left hand when running. by Jensennnin running

[–]Jensennn[S] 1 point2 points ago

Glad im not the only one..mine has been pretty consistent though.

Newbie Runner. Numbness in left hand when running. by Jensennnin running

[–]Jensennn[S] 0 points1 point ago

Wow...after reading the symptoms this sounds just like me. I am 6'4 and very skinny and always have poor circulation in my hands. And had a sharp pain off and on randomly for the past few months in my forearm too that I didn't even connect to this until now. Maybe this could be something to look into.

Gene Wilder by TED_666in funny

[–]Jensennn 26 points27 points ago

Ive lost 20 grand in a year at casino poker rooms, yet I cannot stop going... by pokerthrowawaayin poker

[–]Jensennn 0 points1 point ago

Im gonna tell you this in hopes to help you not to be harsh... I would seek help. Usually it doesn't take that much in loss before someone snaps out of it. Poker can be really addictive..which you are explaining which is good! No one wants to admit that they've lost sometimes, but for now..you may have lost. I'm not telling you to stop forever..but for now you need a break. You need a break so that eventually you can win. Its all about moderation if your a recreational player. You need to get your life back in order then eventually keep money on the side for poker. You need to put what you really value first in your life before this game. Right now you need to value your parents and the trust with them. After something big like this that could take months..years. But again you need to figure out whats really important to you. The money will straighten itself out eventually it just takes time.

Hand from live today by Jensennnin poker

[–]Jensennn[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. I agree with what you said. I know I played it poor and shouldnt be in this siutaiton. But I don't know what I beat besides a bluff here.

Hand from live today by Jensennnin poker

[–]Jensennn[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the feedback. I realize what I did wrong right after. I folded and got up for the day after I realized how poor I played it. He didn't show but he said he had me beat the entire time. Who knows what he really had. Couldn't see what I beat besides a bluff.. So if he did have a set I don't know why he didn't raise the turn.

Limit Holdem by Jensennnin poker

[–]Jensennn[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha I like how the top 2 comments are "fuck limit." I'm gonna give it a try with some of these tips guys. Thanks

Why is this in my neighbors driveway? by dkmc1721in funny

[–]Jensennn 0 points1 point ago

You live in painesville too?

Starting to get into live play. Where to begin Reddit? by Jensennnin poker

[–]Jensennn[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks! I have heard the tournament structures are pretty whack.. I think I will give cash another shot next week. I am going to check out that app too..

Starting to get into live play. Where to begin Reddit? by Jensennnin poker

[–]Jensennn[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you sir. I will purchase the first book you recommended.

Would You Spend Two Years in Solitary Confinement for $22 million? by superchetin AskReddit

[–]Jensennn 1 point2 points ago

I spent 10 days in Jail/prison. I don't think you understand how bad it is. You know how hungry you get when you skip breakfast before work? Thats how you feel all the time but 10 times worse. The total bordem. The disgusting hygiene. The terrible people. You go absolutely crazy.

On the other hand

What's your "Go-to" Joke? by 59Fiftyin AskReddit

[–]Jensennn -2 points-1 points ago

Whats black, white, and read all over?

A newspaper. Since read and red are pronounced the same they will be thinking of the color.

r/Poker, what are the most reliable tells you have found in live games? by [deleted]in poker

[–]Jensennn 1 point2 points ago

One tell I noticed against a friend was the way he bet. If he declared an amount "I bet $40" he had the hand. If he started to look at his stack and hesitate and move some chips in the pot, he was bluffing.

Got charged with an A Class Misdemeanor in New York. Now what? by Puddin legaladvice

[–]Jensennn 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm pretty sure as long as your not a repeat offender you can get it expunged but im not positive

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