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Harry Takes a Chance by MorseCodeDudein funny

[–]Jazzbone -5 points-4 points ago

Came here for this, was not disappoint.

Reddit, as a classical musician, tell me what we could do better. What is it about classical music that keeps you away from our concerts? by a12345678910in AskReddit

[–]Jazzbone 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend learned that and played it for me and I nearly wept.

Also: you should check out the Vitamin String Quartet.

Reddit, as a classical musician, tell me what we could do better. What is it about classical music that keeps you away from our concerts? by a12345678910in AskReddit

[–]Jazzbone 0 points1 point ago

Rhapsody in Blue is a prime example of instrumental/classical that holds attention and is both beautiful and interesting. A lot of what traditional classical lacks is that sort of energy and excitement brought about by rapid changes.

Another thing it lacks a lot is unity with that variation. For instance, Rhapsody in Blue has a specific recurring tune that resurfaces from time to time to hold the piece together. A lot of the classical music I hear shows way too much degression, and fails to balance variation and unity.

Louis C.K. reddit by iamlouisckin IAmA

[–]Jazzbone 0 points1 point ago

No question here. Just wanted to tell you that you are great. Glad you finally made a fucking AMA.

Reggie Watts - Fuck Shit Stack by tenoxonein Music

[–]Jazzbone 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much. After she showed me I told everyone in my school about it. Everyone knows my mom as the lady who (albeit indirectly) brought them the glorious light of FSS.

Reggie Watts - Fuck Shit Stack by tenoxonein Music

[–]Jazzbone 12 points13 points ago

My mom showed me this years ago. I was connecting to her router, named FUCK_SHIT_STACK, and, curious, asked her to explain. She did.

My mom is the best.

My students are your future. 6th grade paper on Uruguay. by dislakin funny

[–]Jazzbone 0 points1 point ago

I don't honestly agree that you would ever be more like, really.

IAmA Tenacious D, Jack Black & Kyle Gass. AMA -- with Special Guest Bob Odenkirk by realtenaciousdin IAmA

[–]Jazzbone 1 point2 points ago

I still have no idea why...

IAmA Tenacious D, Jack Black & Kyle Gass. AMA -- with Special Guest Bob Odenkirk by realtenaciousdin IAmA

[–]Jazzbone 0 points1 point ago

Lik dis f u cry erry tiem.

Remember that 1:1 scale U.S.S. Enterprise that was made in classic, this is what happens if you import it to the full game. by lunchb0x91in Minecraft

[–]Jazzbone -1 points0 points ago

  1. Get Bukkit and some server tools.

  2. Turn off firespread.

  3. ???

  4. PROFIT!

Where will you be when the drugs kick in? by sorconin WTF

[–]Jazzbone 0 points1 point ago

Probably buying more toothpaste.

Reddit, what do you currently have copied? ctrl+v now! by airjam21in AskReddit

[–]Jazzbone 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but this: http://www.myfacewhen.com/4/

Leave me alone. by TimberWolf45in atheism

[–]Jazzbone 3 points4 points ago

You are a wizard.

Mind = Blown

Hypocrites by YoshiClinein facepalm

[–]Jazzbone 1 point2 points ago

Better than being a half-ass?

What in the holy fuck is this thing? by Fonik_Freakin WTF

[–]Jazzbone 1 point2 points ago

An arm.

This is why Iceland is awesome. by dregmogulin funny

[–]Jazzbone 2 points3 points ago

That letter is called the thorn. It makes the "th" sound.

"Uthwoted"

ಠ_ಠ

This is why Iceland is awesome. by dregmogulin funny

[–]Jazzbone 4 points5 points ago

I don't understand any of this Gobbledigook.

This is why Iceland is awesome. by dregmogulin funny

[–]Jazzbone 1 point2 points ago

In Iceland they have a Santa devoted solely to going to every single house to steal all of the sausage. Apparently, Icelanders eat all of the sausage in their homes before sausage-santa day and make him return home empty handed and defeated, likely severely stressing his relationship with Mrs. Sausageclaus and the sausage elves.

Icelanders are assholes.

The wife on Cinco de Mayo by robot_benin pics

[–]Jazzbone -1 points0 points ago

She looks like a badass Frida Kahlo.

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