Today my girlfriend told me that she would never have kids with a guy with tattoos because she doesn't want her kids born with the tattoos of the father, as if they were passed genetically. What are some ridiculous science-related ridiculous misconceptions you've had the displeasure to observe?

oldspicerolldadice · 2012-05-24T07:07:52.264586+00:00

fuck, i remember i had a stupid baby for sale in my buy mode and i'd always accidentally click on it and once i did i couldn't delete it. i had so many accident babies taken away by the floating hands...

jordapotty · 2 days

your dog is amazingly adorable! (:

marinarasaucy · 3 days

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

loki010 · 4 days

i thought it was in a stick in a bag or am i just the unlucky one who got stuck with that shit?

nk885 · 5 days

you probably don't even wanna know about /r/12yearoldsunite, then!

irish24 · 9 days

http://i.imgur.com/T3MQC.jpg

r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK · 10 days

http://i.imgur.com/7uUDY.jpg

imextremelytall · 11 days

it's an AVPM reference

JasmineSassypants · 11 days

i got nothing but free time!

and also just REEEEALLY didn't wanna walk home. (:

mikebchicago · 14 days

i actually saw that while i was at the dog park with my dog...

IzK · 14 days

did you celebrate that day?

Peeners · 17 days

i heard they shut down or something.

but according to a google search i was lied to... more sads. ):

Peeners · 17 days

i miss singapore airlines.

you gave me a sad. ):

baconkiller · 17 days

*c'est

grim2577 · 19 days

depending on how strong your stomach is, yes!

grim2577 · 19 days

indeed!

it's supposed the be the last one and the grossest one of all!

grim2577 · 19 days

bet 'cha can't wait for the third one, eh?

lompocmatt · 19 days

the black band at the bottom

ChromeDeagle · 20 days

Vancouver

close enough!

ChromeDeagle · 20 days

thats when you go back, stick your fist out, and walk it into her face causing her to break her nose. you then apologize, walk up to the nearest person there, and loudly say "did you hear the sound her nose made?! i think it looks better now, don't you?"

(:

ChromeDeagle · 20 days

i got a little overly excited while reading the part about the crowded bus from the ferry because i thought you could be where i'm from.

but probably not. ):

TheGloveOfVokoun · 24 days

i just don't understand why someone would bring their dog to a dog park if they plan on keeping it on a leash and not letting it play with the other dogs. i mean, wouldn't taking it for a nice long walk make more sense?!

TheGloveOfVokoun · 24 days

of course! laughing behind their backs is the best part. ;D

markpelly · 24 days

whenever i used to play the sims 2 i'd always kill off my sims in the pool when they'd get old because i didn't want old people for sims...

i am an awful person.

JasmineSassypants

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