Whats the most fucked up game your friends play?

GoodLuckLetsFuck · 2012-05-23T19:30:11.115584-07:00

Me and a friend would play "Agent Smith" this could happen anywhere but normally in really inappropriate places, one of use would put 2 fingers to the ear and start shaking our heads like when people are getting taken over by an agent in The Matrix and the other would follow suit. After that we would kick off and try to run up walls and generally attack people like agents do, while trying to mouth the Burly Brawl song from Reloaded. Friends started to get in on it and would put the Burly Brawl song in-between random mix CDs while in the car or on their phones ready to play. The car would be packed then all of a sudden the song would hit and it was a free for all to attack everyone but the driver.

tl;dr we would randomly become agents and beat the shit out of our friends calling them exiles/anomaly's/fugitives

thatguyinthesky · 2 days

I was a total bum living off my parents with no ambition because no one believed in me, stopped feeling sorry for myself and went back to college; none of my friends believed in me they put a pool on for which week I would drop out. I can say now I passed the course last week and I got into University at UWE Bristol, England.

SpaghettiOh · 2 days

As brothers do you always see eye to eye?

itsanameforagirl · 2 days

Wondering how paranoid I should be, downloading this with no VPN, proxy or general internet condom. I'm not in the US, so fuck you if you try to extradite me.

TestZero · 2 days

America is the greatest place on Earth.

rtardriot · 3 days

In the first pic, the white guy looks asian

InstantPeeRegret · 3 days

This girl got incredibly frisky with me at a new years party and asked me to go outside, so we're making out and it starts getting more intense with me having 2 fingers inside her at this point and she if literally fucking my hand. So I start to hear sniggers from inside and I know someone has seen us, suddenly a friend of mine I hadn't seen in a while bursts out the door and yells in the attempt to make us jump; now this is the fucked up bit, he just stood there and froze. Turns out this chick was his new gf which I had no clue about, even worse he just got into the relationship right after coming out of one where he had been cheated on. I awkwardly pulled my hand out and went to play pool.

tl;dr I finger fucked some girl, her boyfriend not knowing it was her tried to be a comedian and make us jump only to find out I'm wrist deep in her.

cannedtomatoes · 4 days

Claw machines are well known for having a % payout, it won't give prizes unless its made its profit. Sometimes new and old ones can be broken and multiple prizes can be won in a row, I've had 9 toys in a row once. But they work like fruit machines/slot machines in this day and age.

radbrad7 · 8 days

PayPal

TheJungleVIP · 10 days

America is not the be all and end all of the world; and you didn't invent pizza.

jeppelapp · 10 days

Lost is like alcohol, the more you drink the better it tastes.

jeppelapp · 10 days

My favourite Reddit reply to a comment of all time

insoundfromwayout · 11 days

This makes me think there needs to be a Brighton Reddit meet

insoundfromwayout · 11 days

I live in Eastbourne like an hour away, gonna get the train to Brighton in an hour to check this out!

lilstumpz · 11 days

We live in England and he's never been to America

lilstumpz · 11 days

We live in England and he's never been to America

lilstumpz · 12 days

Wow a friend told me this story about 2 years ago and brings it up every now and then about how his friend was a baker, gave food to the homeless, got given too much acid etc etc to this exact same story. He's always claimed this story to be true of a friend of his I never met, can't wait to call him up on this bs. Today's a good day.

fallenangel51294 · 14 days

In England we stand at the bar and drink.

HelloiamHutch · 14 days

Look deeper into the i32 event in England where they held a special event for TF2, CS, CoD, Audiosurf and many others. Pick up your stalking skills homeboy!

HelloiamHutch · 14 days

What do you want to know? :P

HelloiamHutch · 15 days

I remember meeting fnatic for the first time and just staring in awe at their uniforms and presence.

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