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Why liberals should love the Second Amendment

JakeWyler -5 points-4 points 2 months ago[-]

I'm glad this made it to the front page. You guys are thinkers. sometimes.

Divorcing the bike

JakeWyler 0 points1 point 2 months ago[-]

where the fuck is cabbagetown!? shit

4chan: Love them or hate them, they do work

JakeWyler -1 points0 points 2 months ago[-]

Someone give them this: http://imgur.com/LojVs

I'm gonna get so banned for this

JakeWyler 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

vrode, you know not what you do.

I think she likes it.

JakeWyler 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAASSSEE

I think she likes it.

JakeWyler 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

could you plz post the source for this? That girl looks EXACTLY like someone I know.

Watched Dogville last night. Which Lars von Trier film should I watch next?

JakeWyler 1 point2 points 3 months ago[-]

dogville made me want to tear my eyes out with boredom

Adrian Brody... Really? (Splice Spoilers)

JakeWyler 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

I assume we're using pork to mean have sexual intercourse with here. damn that is a spoiler. Although judging from the pics I've seen the creature is hot.

Samuel L. Jackson, Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrel, and Dwayne Johnson. - The Other Guys - Trailer

JakeWyler 4 points5 points 3 months ago[-]

ooo I liked seeing Michael Keaton. He's due for a comeback.

This Praying Mantis is only a few minutes old.

JakeWyler 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

and thoughts of eating its future mate are already coursing through its evil brain.

Holy shit, this place is fucking awesome!

JakeWyler 122 points123 points 3 months ago[-]

One time I ended up at Wiener Circe at like 4am. I was wearing my glasses. It was super crowded, and right as I walked in the woman behind the counter points at me and says, "Awww shit. It's Harry Potter!" Everyone turned and laughed at me. It was horrible.

What movies would you like to see sequels for?

JakeWyler 1 point2 points 3 months ago[-]

Let the Right One In

Been answering unwanted questions at work with gibberish. Somehow the gibberish is still helpful.

JakeWyler 1 point2 points 3 months ago[-]

I think this may be the funniest thing I've ever seen on reddit. I can't stop laughing.

What is one of your most underrated movies of the past 10 years? LGT one of mine.

JakeWyler 5 points6 points 3 months ago[-]

maybe i just didn't get it?

Steve Jobs just went super-Orwellian in an email exchange with a Gawker blogger. Says he's offering the world "Freedom from Porn".

JakeWyler 0 points1 point 3 months ago* [-]

well I guess I'm part of an interesting generational cross-section where internet porn started becoming available (I remember the limewire days) right when I was a freshman in college. I had already been sexually active for several years at that point. When I started jerking off to internet porn, I became far less aggressive and far more willing to end the night w/o getting laid or hooking up. At first this was a very good thing. As we all know, the less hard you try and the less desperate you seem, the more chicks are into you. However, after awhile I noticed that internet porn was more than just an occasional release, it was becoming a substitute for getting actual ass. This is most certainly not a good thing. Not only does it make me unaggressive to a worrying degree, but on a large scale it makes women used to extremely unaggressive men. This is why virtually any guy who approaches a woman these days is a "creep." Men who touch women w/o express permission are "sexually harassing." This represents a substantial change in the mating ritual. One that I'm not sure is good for men. I certainly do not enjoy either 1) feeling like a creep every time I'm extremely attracted to a girl or 2) the way I feel after jerking off to internet porn every night in a week

Steve Jobs just went super-Orwellian in an email exchange with a Gawker blogger. Says he's offering the world "Freedom from Porn".

JakeWyler -6 points-5 points 3 months ago[-]

I have to admit i kinda agree about the freedom from porn thing, and I don't have kids. I often think porn is ruining the world. At least totally changing the male/female mating dynamic. I certainly see changes in myself.

Also, how did SJ know the guy didn't have kids?

Most powerful movie endings?

JakeWyler 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

Mystic River. Where sean penn stares over the parade while sniveling marsha gay harden struggles to see her kid.

Most powerful movie endings?

JakeWyler -8 points-7 points 3 months ago[-]

oh fuck off

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