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Bill O'Reilly interviewed Marilyn Manson some years ago and tried desperately to make Manson sound foolish. Unfortunately for Bill, Manson turns out to be quite the gentleman. by Santos_L_Halperin reddit.com

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The troll rating guy doesn't seem to be showing up, so I'll do it.

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Wanted by the CIA: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange by waggawaggain worldnews

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I don't think the families of the dead journalists and civilians give two shits.

I am so tired of being controlled by my parents by fear. Help? by fuzziestbunnyin AskReddit

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You wont really care what he has to say when he's a couple hundred miles away from you.

Take your pick, I'd probably stay with the friend if I were you. If your dad objects, ignore him. He has no control over your life at this point.

Is it really possible for a 40 year old woman to "molest" 14 and 15 year old guys? by trojan7815in reddit.com

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Obviously... Jeez, it amazes me how some naive some people are.

How's Rupert Murdoch's paywall working out at the Times of London? My sources say that not only is nobody subscribing to the website, but subscribers to the paper itself--who have free access to the site--are not going beyond the registration page. by nicasucioin business

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Mr. Murdoch, I believe you may have a large audience right under your nose that's just stupid enough to pay for news on the internet. You don't even have to worry about writing it because half of them are illiterate and the other half wont read it anyway, just alternate the pictures on the main page and maybe add in a slot machine game or two to distract them.

Hey fat people from reddit! Why are you fat? by lettersandnumb3r5in AskReddit

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About 1000 calories a day worth of delicious soda.

At this point, the soda tastes like water, and the water tastes like rock.

Your opinion is needed concerning mp3 players. by mr_wolfin gadgets

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I can tell you that both myself and a friend of mine both bought first generation Zune's a long time ago and they both broke just after 3 months. Add those to the handful of RRoD'd XBox360s between me and my friends, and I can never recommend anyone buy a Microsoft gizmo if they want it to last.

Why don't gas stations let you key in how much you want? by xqzwatin AskReddit

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They want you to walk in and buy stuff.

Gas stations make very little from gas, but if they didn't offer it not nearly as many people would stop there.

Have you been wondering exactly HOW they're going to try to screw us: Text of the OFFICIAL ballot statement against Prop. 19 legalization in California. by herbert1820in Marijuana

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The question implies that either the proposition passes and stoned bus drivers will be killing your children (is there a 'think of the children' fallacy yet? Seriously) or the proposition fails and your students will be safe from those pesky stoner bus drivers. Sounds more like a false dichotomy to me.

Marijuana Inc Announces Patent Application for Cannabis-Based Pill by theweedblogin Marijuana

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Why should they be allowed to patent an idea that people have already been using for ages?

Chevy Volt battery to have eight-year/100,000 mile warranty by suzane8in tech

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Ba ta bzzt!

I will be a high school teacher. Especially if you're near that age, what do you wish your teachers had known that would have made your life better? by forever_erraticin AskReddit

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If someone is continuously disruptive, bugs the other students, and keeps making a scene - please throw him out of the room daily. Put a desk outside of your door if that's what it comes to.

Teenagers today are fucking retarded if they believe this shit by P10_WRCin WTF

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The educators have gone so far as to ban iPods at school, in hopes of preventing honor students from becoming cyber-drug fiends, News 9 reports.

Who is retarded again?

The Sites That Got Away: Feds Had Also Planned to Seize Pirate Bay and MegaUpload by DrJulianBashirin technology

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As if a domain name is needed period.

Most pirates are at least somewhat savvy internet users, they could all easily just connect directly to the site's IP address. Johan Pouwelse just made a fool of himself and exposed how little he knows about how the internet actually works.

Should we wage war at r/shittieradvice for the fuck of it? by WhiteMousein shittyadvice

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War is always the best solution.

Here's my attack plan, we go in there and give them the worst possible advice we can possibly give them. Eventually they'll die from a misadvice overdose.

Am I a dick for limiting my son's online gaming? by [deleted]in AskReddit

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How can I encourage my son to use his interest in gaming to do something constructive?

Ditch the consoles, get him a gaming computer. Give him CSS, TF2, L4D, and L4D2 and introduce him to the source SDK. If he really has an interest in designing games, the source SDK is a great place to start and it's fairly user friendly. There's plenty of tutorials on the internet to get him started as well, here's just one of them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-IblzeE-4M

*The SDK itself is free, but you'll need some of Valve's games to start modding for them.

Real Names on Blizz forums canceled. (Real ID) by mywifeisaninjain gaming

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Blizzard doesn't make money on preorders

Lol.

It's a guaranteed sale for them when their games comes out. Yes they do.

Real Names on Blizz forums canceled. (Real ID) by mywifeisaninjain gaming

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BNet 2.0.

Real Names on Blizz forums canceled. (Real ID) by mywifeisaninjain gaming

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Millions is a bit of an exaggeration, but the number certainly wasn't insignificant (likely several thousand) and they also lost tons of SC2 pre-orders I'm sure.

Request - Blizzard Employee by Howlinghoundin IAmA

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Yes.

Told to remove blog posts *describing* patented algorithm by _x_in technology

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Dear Mr. Theoneisis,

I have received your notice and recognize your rights to solely use a basic word of the English language. Instead of using your copywritten work, I have decided to patent the phrase "fuck you©" which is really more appropriate in these situations anyway.

Fuck you©, it wont happen again,

Jade8674

Told to remove blog posts *describing* patented algorithm by _x_in technology

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But at what point does the notion become too obvious to patent? At one point, nobody would have thought to combine the base ingredients of a cake (milk, flower, and eggs), but now it's an obvious idea. If someone were given a patent on the basic formula for a cake, how would anyone ever be able to come along and improve their idea?

Does this really even apply here when he's just going over how a problem is solved? Apparently it wasn't completely non-obvious because he seems to have been able to figure it out without the original source code.

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